Thinking about ending my life

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

In the corporate sector and start selling lamps...

I think it's a bright idea :grin:

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 03:56

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:20

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Enfield posted:

im thinking about eating a frozen pizza

You and I are the same.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:02

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Wicker Man posted:

A shameful pizza. Only the whitest white bread Home Alone white person loves cheese pizza.

It's three cheeses you idiot moron

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:05

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Enfield posted:

that ghost salt shaker is adorbs

Thought you would dig that big guy!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:06

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Dave_Indeed posted:

Cut your drat nails boy. That looks gross as hell, what are you some kind of obese mechanic?

Yes that's exactly what I am!

Not! SMASH SCORES AGAIN

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:12

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a bone to pick posted:

lol you barely have one cheese

ITS THREE ORGANIC CHEESES JERK rear end

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:12

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FrankieGoes posted:

Crystal Pepsi and the most disgusting pizza I've ever seen. What fresh hell have I stumbled into.

Welcome to heck butt munch

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:13

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FrankieGoes posted:

It's a one half cheese blend.

It's three cheeses you R words

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:14

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wood fired no gmo three chz organic lol get rekt nerd tubes

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:15

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MiracleWhale posted:

where the hell did you get crystal pepsi

I am the master of beverages pal

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:16

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FrankieGoes posted:

However many cheeses are on it I think you should roll it up like a newspaper and stick it up your rear end.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:16

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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Wait, it says 3 cheese but then goes on to only list 2. Is the third cheese a secret?

Holy poo poo I am investigating good look out bud

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:20

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whew it's three almost got mad there for a minute

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:22

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Nooner posted:

I went to Oi! Asian Fusion it was delicious af if you live anywhere near Canoga Park you gotta check that place out everything is crazy good and it's like $8

Woah need pics big guy

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:22

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Edgar posted:

Make those steam punk lamps. You could take up welding and make a awesome 3d rusty metal skull lamp that I might buy. Get a plasma cutter and make spooky ghosts and skulls to scare the children. You can put red less. Hell, now I want to do this.

Welcome to the jungle babbby

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:23

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8-Bit Scholar posted:

Suicide is painless OP

Uhhhhh? Why do you say that?

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:24

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MiracleWhale posted:

look op, we know you've been going through some tough times, and I think what we're trying to say is that as long as you can legally buy a firearm, there's always hope

How would a gun help me send lamps?!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:29

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Nooner posted:

Not a lot left to show unfortunately

https://imgur.com/xjeGq6y

But drat it was good, got dat tapsilog bowl with fried egg it's hella bomb but their pork belly with the umami gravy is probably the best on the menu

Luckily my tummy is still full of za but maybe one day maybe

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:33

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AbbadonOfHell posted:

Go kill your... lights, op.

Don't wanna run up the electric bill.

Thanks for the tip friend!!!!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:35

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JiveHonky posted:

quitting my job shucking clams to start a new business mashing yams

wow smart choice yams basically sell themselves!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 14:15

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FlimFlam Imam posted:

So. How's the new Smash It Smash Hit Lamporium going?

i bought a bunch of lamps from thrift stores and started selling them out of my car, my mom already bought two so idk you tell me. :grin:

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 14:18

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also alot of people are totaly jealous of my pizza. lol i bet you plebs only have ONE cheez

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 14:23

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Wicker Man posted:

So do you, apparently someone took the other two.

yeah me, IN MY TUMMY!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 14:46

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Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm gonna eat a totinos "party pizza" tonight OP

not going to lie the party pizza is my #1 pizza all time. best bang for your buck

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 14:46

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roll that fucker up and eat it like a burritto !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 14:47

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Captain Yossarian posted:

Good strat! I'm a big fan of eating the whole thing myself, then when my girlfriend gets home from work there will be no evidence of my extremely poor life choices

oh duh party pizzas are NOT for sharing

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 14:57

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Drink Cheerwine posted:

i probably shouldve taken a handful of vicodin before work today, because i was not prepared for this

thats why i sell lamps big guy, easy breezy

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 16:34

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Drink Cheerwine posted:

17% mozzarella
4% provolone
2.5% parmesan

this cheese readings are off the charts! i mean they dont even show up! where is the cheese, if you please>>>??

IN MY TUMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 16:37

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LegoPirateNinja posted:

The commercial first floor of my Philly apartment complex was a specialty lamp store called Bulb.

It stayed in existence for years

That's the problem to be a great lamp salesman you gotta be out on the road - where the people are!!!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 20:44

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MiracleWhale posted:

you find a couple and press a lamp into the guy's hand saying 'a lovely lamp for your lovely girl' and then if he doesn't give her the lamp he looks like an rear end in a top hat

Classic move but. Works everytime!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 20:48

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