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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Ain't no one talkin' trash about thick girls up in here.

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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Rutibex posted:

its not hard wired, its cultural. cave men loved fatties, because back in cave man days being fat meant you either good at hunting or good at making other people hunt for you. both useful traits

I'm pretty sure that being too big to move under your own legs would quickly lead to morbidly obese caveperson quickly becoming a jumbo meal for whatever predators/scavengers were around

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe
Calm down is just another term for go away and it is pretty lame and belittling just like fat shaming.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Ain't no one talkin' trash about thick girls up in here.

stump collector
May 28, 2007
fat fucks!!

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Rutibex posted:

I dunno man, but the sure liked making little fat woman statues to carry around. if the statue was used to jerk off is a mystery that science has not yet answered :shrug:

While quite a few of the Venus figures were fat, there were quite a few skinny ones also, and others where they had huge boobs and/or asscheeks but were relatively skinny in other areas.

Some of them are also clearly pregnant rather than fat, or it could go either way.

I think that's evidence right there that cavemen and cavelesbians had different tastes in their women. Variety is the spice of life, after all

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
it's literally a fat woman fetish

stump collector
May 28, 2007
its not hard to shame me, i'm a piece of poo poo!

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

exethan posted:

its not hard to shame me, i'm a piece of poo poo!

quiet down fatty

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Must be the bitches
They're turning me on
Must be the bitches
I cannot go wrong

Must be the bitches
They're turning me on
Must be the bitches
I cannot go wrong

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

SSBBW is one of the most popular types of porn

What's the SS? That's how they name ships so it must be hilarious.

KifygmySkulltulas
Sep 13, 2016

by Smythe

vols bitch posted:

quiet down fatty

i feel as though a more classroom appropriate term is walrus man/woman

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


being fat is shameful as a human

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Why does this post take me back to your post?

Gaunab posted:
SSBBW is one of the most popular types of porn

What's the SS? That's how they name ships so it must be hilarious.
# ? Sep 13, 2016 6:54 PM

I wanted to follow the funny. Maybe I'm fat

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

What's the SS? That's how they name ships so it must be hilarious.

Super Saiyan

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

Super Saiyan

Go on...

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Not a bbw sorry. Cheese curds are a disqualifier

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Is there honestly a tv show where they showed some lady who only ate cheese and potatoes a dump truck full of potatoes with "this is your yearly intake of potatoes"

And she ran inside and started eating Potatoes?

That seems way too scripted, I would think she would be all

"haha jokes on you this is a year supply of food"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I've seen this before, still good

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
'fyourbeautystandards' is the worst loving hashtag and death to all the fat fucks who use it.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Carmant posted:

It's not a choice.. why would anyone choose to be fat... Don't be loving retarded

Wow nobody chooses to be retarded and it's really none of your business if people are retarded. I should know because I'm a huge fat retard and I never asked for any of this

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

max4me posted:

Is there honestly a tv show where they showed some lady who only ate cheese and potatoes a dump truck full of potatoes with "this is your yearly intake of potatoes"

And she ran inside and started eating Potatoes?

That seems way too scripted, I would think she would be all

"haha jokes on you this is a year supply of food"

what non american country are you from? or should i say...unamerican!!

even american poll data is entirely bullshit: i'll bet you less than half of americans actually cook rather than microwave an average of even 5 meals a week

you might as well dump a truck load of steel on her yard and then be confused that she didn't do any blacksmithing

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

LethalGeek posted:

I don't know why people come out to suddenly defend this topic when we have been making fun of sadbrains for ever. Fats are almost always sadbrains and fit right in with being pointed at like furries bronies and whatever flavor of bullshit tumblr teenagers thought up this week.

Hits too close to home, far more than 9/11 victims or pictures of starving African children.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I wish all diseases were voluntary like obesity and drug addiction.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I'm always impressed that you can survive (not thrive, just survive) on cheese + potatoes + whatever gets added to processed cheese and potatoes.

Sure you'd always be treading a fine line when it came to vitamin deficiencies but hey, you get to eat a lot of cheese + potatoes.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Zahgaegun posted:

I'm always impressed that you can survive (not thrive, just survive) on cheese + potatoes + whatever gets added to processed cheese and potatoes.

Sure you'd always be treading a fine line when it came to vitamin deficiencies but hey, you get to eat a lot of cheese + potatoes.

Potatoes provide almost all vitamins by themselves.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

GORDON posted:

I wish all diseases were voluntary like obesity and drug addiction.

:same:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Zahgaegun posted:

I'm always impressed that you can survive (not thrive, just survive) on cheese + potatoes + whatever gets added to processed cheese and potatoes.

Sure you'd always be treading a fine line when it came to vitamin deficiencies but hey, you get to eat a lot of cheese + potatoes.

Pretty sure I read somewhere that Potatoes+Dairy gives you pretty much all the essential nutrients and vitamins you need to live.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Potatoes are great and get a bad rap over all this starch bullshit. Eat a potato.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

GORDON posted:

I wish all diseases were voluntary like obesity and drug addiction.

No poo poo, right?

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
My doctor says all I have to do to beat this cancer thing is eat <2500 cal a day and do three 30 min sessions of cardio a week. I told him that cancer is beautiful and my tumor is healthy at any size.

pepperburg
Dec 6, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-MzUKBA84

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
fat dudes wheezing into their headset on conf calls are the goddamn worst

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
you can always tell when the fat is about to speak because they un mute their mic and you start to hear their mouth breathing

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

gently caress the mods posted:

you can always tell when the fat is about to speak because they un mute their mic and you start to hear their mouth breathing

I have a bad headset ok?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

gently caress the mods posted:

you can always tell when the fat is about to speak because they un mute their mic and you start to hear their mouth breathing

yeah but the worst is when they are too drat lazy to hit mute to begin with and you're trying to talk to some people but a useless gently caress that is probably running up the expense account for no reason is on the call wheezing the entire time because he can't be hosed to leave the breakfast buffet and join you at wherever you happen to be. and it's even better when you're actually trying to work out a thing with someone paying you, but holy poo poo this fat idiot some ops dude forwarded the call too is wheezing away

let it mellow fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Sep 14, 2016

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

LethalGeek posted:

Potatoes are great and get a bad rap over all this starch bullshit. Eat a potato.

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
But for real, yo. Most people don't grow up understanding the basics of nutrition. They don't know that a g of fat is 9 calories and a g of carbs, protein is 4. They can't even do that math. That's an institutional failure that cannot be blamed on an individual but must be held accountable to society at large.

That simply sara chick is loving disgusting though.

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