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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



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Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I'd rather my girl shat on a glass table for Saudi diplomats

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

She probably does but just not for you

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
skylark is that you?

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
You know someone out there is doing this with dicks right this moment.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Its me, im the blue dicksabre

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Liking dumb star wars poo poo like that is a deal breaker for me

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i too wish my girl had the same aspirations and tastes as an overgrown reddit man child

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
nerds still like star wars poo poo? :lol:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I loved my childhood I wish I could go back there

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Did you upvote this on imgur?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Junior Jr. posted:

skylark is that you?

more like skysulk :sigh:

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Can't risk actual physical contact with my girl, even in the limited context of a thumb war. This elaborate ruse will help me satisfy her insatiable thumb war lust without having to hurt her feelings by insisting we wear gloves or she at least showers first.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
where did Finn get his personality from, if he was raised from birth to be a heartless killer with no parents or loved ones?

like he's this flamboyant, affable guy the second he steps out of uniform. is there a musical-based stormtrooper culture we're unaware of?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
if ur gay u and a friend can do that with ur dicks instead, think about that

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

that looks just as boring as regular thumb wrestling except you have to pay for it

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

LegoPirateNinja posted:

where did Finn get his personality from, if he was raised from birth to be a heartless killer with no parents or loved ones?

like he's this flamboyant, affable guy the second he steps out of uniform. is there a musical-based stormtrooper culture we're unaware of?

Nature vs. nurture... Usually personality is part nature, part nurture, but Finn was so innately awesome it completely overrode his upbringing.

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

Mariana Horchata posted:

if ur gay u and a friend can do that with ur dicks instead, think about that

Me and my friends do this all the time and we're not gay

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

A Typical Goon posted:

Me and my friends do this all the time and we're not gay

buddies cocksaber so what

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


My girl and I already do it with our dicks.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Chill la Chill posted:

My girl and I already do it with our dicks.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I think there's some confusion itt about which genders do and do not have dicks, and also what does and doesn't make you gay.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


FrankieGoes posted:

I think there's some confusion itt about which genders do and do not have dicks, and also what does and doesn't make you gay.
:agreed: just to help clear it up for those people, any gender can have a dick. It's only gay if the partners' genders are the same.

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
Looks lame I'm glad my girl doesn't do that

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
hm. *farts*

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Chill la Chill posted:

:agreed: just to help clear it up for those people, any gender can have a dick. It's only gay if the partners' genders are the same.

Actually, only men have dicks.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

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Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


notZaar posted:

Actually, only men have dicks.
You ought to not spread misinformation, friend.

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