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body covered in hives so severe it looked like i had smallpox
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Sep 14, 2016 01:36
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I developed hungry bone syndrome after my thyroid was removed, and I still don't understand what happened.
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Sep 14, 2016 01:37
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Diarrhea blood on and off for almost 2 years, weight gain and moon-face from prednisone side-effects, ultimately ending in a hospital stay around the holidays to end it. Yay, ulcerative colitis.
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Sep 14, 2016 01:47
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I let pneumonia go untreated for a couple months before I collapsed and wound up in the hospital on IVs and oxygen for a week.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:04
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 Gallstone.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:10
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I almost died.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:11
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If i fall asleep i DIE.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:18
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poo poo the bed in my sleep and then puked and rear end pissed in the bathtub of a hotel room with broken Plumbing that only had scalding hot water, including the steaming hot toilet I was also puking in.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:30
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Got the flu or something when I was 19 and spent a day in a fetal position in the shower making GBS threads/vomiting, and eventually threw up so hard that I burst a blood vessel in my eye and caused a runny nose that lasted until last summer.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:35
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In the bathroom with explosive diarrhea, had to pull a nearby bucket closer to me using my feet so I could grab it and puke into the bucket while making GBS threads. To this day this feat is known as the "Double Dare Physical Challenge".
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Sep 14, 2016 04:37
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I was in the hospital for 3 days because I wouldn't stop puking and making GBS threads and then I stopped puking and making GBS threads and they sent me home. This was right around the time there was that Cryptosporidium outbreak in Milwaukee in the early 90's, but I hadn't been to Milwaukee and nobody said I had it, so I don't know what the gently caress. To this day, I don't know what it was.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:38
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I was reduced to base proteins which were then tossed in a volcano but I got better because I eat only GMO-free foods
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Sep 14, 2016 04:42
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I poo poo and puked in the shower.
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Sep 14, 2016 05:01
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Lost all interest in the forums.
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Sep 14, 2016 05:03
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gnarlyhotep posted:Lost all interest in the forums. Yes but did you erupt into a fountain of poo poo and vomit? This is the poo poo and vomit thread.
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Sep 14, 2016 05:05
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I. Had. Acute. Rheumatic. Fever. I. Was. In. Hospital. For. Many. Moons. Shitballs.
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Sep 14, 2016 05:07
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a bone to pick posted:Yes but did you erupt into a fountain of poo poo and vomit? This is the poo poo and vomit thread. Well, no. I used to be all absorbed in forums happenings and then I just wasn't. Sorry I guess this doesn't meet the thread criteria.
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Sep 14, 2016 05:07
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Ok well come back once you've poo poo and vomited all over yourself.
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Sep 14, 2016 05:09
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i pooped and puked green water
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Sep 14, 2016 05:11
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Of this thread; I never am sick of.
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Sep 14, 2016 05:13
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haha when i was ten i had a really bad staph infection in my knee and doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with me for weeks and my parents were legit scared i was going to die it was a cool constant hallucinatory fever dream nightmare where i couldn't walk lol nice prank god
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Sep 14, 2016 05:19
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Shigellosis D; intravenous and hospitalized for three days; bedridden for six weeks; lost a third of my weight and was underweight to start; enzymes reminiscent of liver failure; gently caress church potlucks.
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Sep 14, 2016 05:22
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Developed serotonin syndrome due to my chucklefuck doctor not checking possible Rx drug interactions and had every symptom short of seizures and death by the time I wound up in the hospital. (then I spent a week in the hospital being talked down to because the staff was certain it couldn't have been due to my Rx meds, it had to be severe alcohol withdrawal. Mysteriously stopped hearing about my bill after I contacted a few hospital department heads, bitching them out)
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Sep 14, 2016 08:57
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Had complications after an organ transplant that led to me being on the crash cart, and for the next month I had to carry around what was basically a water balloon with a tube to my insides that kept filling up with blood and whatever and would have to be emptied regularly.
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Sep 14, 2016 09:25
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How about haikus instead? I can't clench enough. Blood and mucus mix with poo poo, Darkly in my pants.
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Sep 14, 2016 09:26
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i got an ulcer on my eye once. I hit up the emergency department 3 times in one day. I got so many painkillers I was having to swallow vomit so they didnt know I was completely hosed up on painkillers each visit.
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Sep 14, 2016 09:30
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Even through the indescribable pain of having an ulcer on your eye I was in it to score drugs
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Sep 14, 2016 09:31
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I had a cold once.
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Sep 14, 2016 09:41
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Appendix exploded
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Sep 14, 2016 09:46
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I had malaria.
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Sep 14, 2016 10:16
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pneumonia, could barely breathe
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Sep 14, 2016 10:35
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I got 3 kinds of gastro from eating chicken poo poo
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Sep 14, 2016 10:38
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i had an untreated fever once that made me trip balls with hallucinations and completely losing all awareness of where i even was
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Sep 14, 2016 10:55
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3 day long rear end waterfalls, only at Golden Corral!
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Sep 14, 2016 10:58
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I Love Too poo poo 
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Sep 14, 2016 11:08
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vols bitch posted:lol at you bitches saying you got food poisoning because you had a stomach ache, you have to go to the loving doctor if you actually have food poisoning and it takes weeks to recover Other side effect sometimes include organ necrosis. Don't google that!
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Sep 14, 2016 11:27
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i dildod my butt and a piece fell out in the shower
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Sep 14, 2016 12:00
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I didn't sleep for 5 days due to an uncontrollable sore throat and cough.
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Sep 14, 2016 12:39
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Terrifying semi-conscious fever dreams about the Simpsons that mercifully ended when I woke up enough to puke. OR Spent a week in January wincing every time I had to go outside because breathing cold air felt like deepthroating a chainsaw; then another week bedbound and breathing like Darth Vader.
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