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hells kitchen is actually the only one of those reality game shows my wife likes that I'll actually watch. its hilarious to be stoned and all the ham and the suggestive sound effects and music be really evident and surreal
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"For today's challenge I want each of you to prepare five stunning egg rolls." *gong* *zoom in on black contestant with wide eyes and pursed lips*
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Sep 13, 2016 18:05
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Gordon : Try harder Contestant : okay
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Sep 13, 2016 18:07
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theres no fuckin way those teams arent actually serving their entrees in like 15 minutes thats really hammed up for television
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Sep 13, 2016 18:08
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FuhrerHat posted:theres no fuckin way those teams arent actually serving their entrees in like 15 minutes thats really hammed up for television curious about that red text tho
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Sep 13, 2016 18:08
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like a brain damaged ape could throw something out of that kitchen faster than they make 7 adults appear unable to
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notZaar posted:That's like saying consoles are PCs. no its like saying that a dish made from rice is a rice dish
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if anybody asks about this loving red text again i will ufcking change it, i swear to allah
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Sep 13, 2016 18:09
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FuhrerHat posted:if anybody asks about this loving red text again i will ufcking change it, i swear to allah like what is the deal with it? im curious. not judging you tho bruh
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Sep 13, 2016 18:10
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Sep 13, 2016 18:11
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*tastes the ambulance stock* THIS TASTE LIKE HORSESHIT
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Sep 13, 2016 18:11
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You'd think brains would be something they'd cook more often on Hells Kitchen... Brains seem like a staple Hell Food. Society should be learning more about brains. All brains cook differently.
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Sep 13, 2016 18:12
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Smash it Smash hit posted:like what is the deal with it? im curious. not judging you tho bruh i did the first ever kickstarter
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Sep 13, 2016 18:12
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**Team competition mysteriously comes down to the last chef to decide the winning team**
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Sep 13, 2016 18:12
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"you can't serve this chicken it's RAW YOU COULD. KILL SOMEONE!!!!!!"
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Sep 13, 2016 18:15
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I loving love Gordon Ramsay so much
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Sep 13, 2016 18:15
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Captain Yossarian posted:I loving love Gordon Ramsay so much marry him then
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Sep 13, 2016 18:18
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Sous chef Andi: "Hey losing team, its time for lunch!" *Red team rushes over for lunch and is greeted by a bowl of fish testicles, ant-eater dick, and a blender* Andi: "Enjoy."
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Sep 13, 2016 18:18
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Smash it Smash hit posted:marry him then It's not legal in the state where I live and also I'm not gay 
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Sep 13, 2016 18:19
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Captain Yossarian posted:It's not legal in the state where I live and also I'm not gay bummer i am sure the reception would have been tops
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Sep 13, 2016 18:19
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Smash it Smash hit posted:bummer i am sure the reception would have been tops 
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Sep 13, 2016 18:22
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I loved Kitchen Nightmares UK, it was genuinely entertaining tv. just gordon trying to solve food problems and occasionally twatting along the way. the US version was ok, but it focused a lot on stupid boring family problems and it was edited in an irritating american-reality-show way.
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Sep 13, 2016 18:27
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a bone to pick posted:Sous chef Andi: "Hey losing team, its time for lunch!" today, we will make a fabulous meal for dinner service. we will use *lifts tablecloth* fish testicles, ant eater dicks, and blenders
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Sep 13, 2016 18:27
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I love the many rhetorical questions. "Do you want to succeed in this business?" "Are you really passionate about good food?" "Nah Gordon. Just got you here to show everyone how terrible my restaurant is."
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Sep 13, 2016 18:28
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lorn Wayne posted:I loved Kitchen Nightmares UK, it was genuinely entertaining tv. just gordon trying to solve food problems and occasionally twatting along the way. The US version was way better because it focused on dumb family drama and not stupid boring food problems
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Sep 13, 2016 18:29
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"Alright, Incredible Bitch/rear end in a top hat Chef. You've been put up for elimination by the blue team 5 times. When I dramatically moved you to the red team and made everyone think I was kicking you off they have put you up for elimination every week since. You fail every challenge, drag your team down every service. You need to get your jacket......................................adjusted because you are getting back in line. You over there, Competent Chef #7, we don't need seven competent chefs GET OUT" Bitch / rear end in a top hat Chef :  /  I know all you Bitches / Pussies didn't put ME the gently caress up *stock footage of throwing something during a cat fight / bro down*Bitch / rear end in a top hat Chef makes it to the top every year.
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gordon ramsay saying "poo poo my boots:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxFTlDXeua0
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JakeP posted:The US version was way better because it focused on dumb family drama and not stupid boring food problems Nah
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Sep 13, 2016 18:32
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blue team. between all of you, choose one member who i will turn into a donkey with my warlock magic, to be served in tomorrows dinner service. now gently caress off to your dorms
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Sep 13, 2016 21:57
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Haven't watched this in a few seasons is the format still the same? Team A loses a person Team b loses a person for 4-5 weeks. Someone gets sent to the other team and vice versa. Then the teams are combined. And it comes down to a man and a woman. The drama just wasn't good enough when you could figure out half way through each episode who was gonna be cut. There were rarely if ever any lopsided victories for any team. It ALWAYS came down to the wire for everything.
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Sep 13, 2016 22:00
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You're like 100% wrong in that post and there have been several seasons where either the blue team or red team are just so incredibly bad that people keep dropping like flies while the other team hasn't lost anyone.
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Sep 13, 2016 22:03
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a bone to pick posted:You're like 100% wrong in that post and there have been several seasons where either the blue team or red team are just so incredibly bad that people keep dropping like flies while the other team hasn't lost anyone. I stopped watching after season 8 or 9.
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Sep 13, 2016 22:06
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cook: when gordon told us we would be serving the people who protect our country, i was just super glad *cut to john philippe turning an american soldier on a spit*
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Sep 13, 2016 22:07
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Everyone is a little gay even Gordon Ramsey's proud rear end.
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Sep 13, 2016 22:08
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a bone to pick posted:You're like 100% wrong in that post and there have been several seasons where either the blue team or red team are just so incredibly bad that people keep dropping like flies while the other team hasn't lost anyone. Ok so you were right looking at wikipedia but it always felt like red team or blue team lost by one thing on the point challenges. It was rarely if ever lopsided. I don't care enough to deep dive google if that's true or not. Also having what seems like the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet compete is boring. I'd rather chopped caliber of chefs or actual competent chefs. I think they actively go looking for idiots who won't last.
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also lmao at the musical cues when an ethnic person appears in the show. they put like shamisengs for japs and tubas for german people, p sure i heard an "alllaaaaah" when an arab came in one time
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Sep 13, 2016 22:11
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Holyshoot posted:Ok so you were right looking at wikipedia but it always felt like red team or blue team lost by one thing on the point challenges. It was rarely if ever lopsided. I don't care enough to deep dive google if that's true or not. Well you're right that during challenges he tries to steer it into being decided by one point, and its really obvious he does that lol. I think most of the people seem like idiots because they're all home chefs with little to no professional cooking experience.
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Holyshoot posted:Ok so you were right looking at wikipedia but it always felt like red team or blue team lost by one thing on the point challenges. It was rarely if ever lopsided. I don't care enough to deep dive google if that's true or not. That still happens on any subjective challenge. The ones that are lopsided is when they have to do "Task" or gather an item or something. When it comes to judging food It's always like "This food is underwhelming. Wow. Just Wow. 2 months here you would think you could cook a better risotto. You cook it almost every night.........3 Stars" THE SCORES ARE 15 to 12 "This dish is fantastic, delicious, fragrant, amazing, lovely and robust. It is probably the best Seabass I've ever tasted and may have literally changed my life........3 Stars" Oh no the scores are tied. *10 minutes of commercials* .
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a bone to pick posted:Well you're right that during challenges he tries to steer it into being decided by one point, and its really obvious he does that lol. I think most of the people seem like idiots because they're all home chefs with little to no professional cooking experience. That and they have gordon screaming down their neck and are on tv. I also read somewhere producers pick a few "good" ones then they find ones that are entertaining. You guys ever notice how Ramsey goes into super dick mode for his American shows vs his UK shows. He seems a lot nicer on kitchen nightmares in the uk.
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