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I've never personally used Viagra because my dick isn't broken. But I bet it would be pretty funny to take Viagra recreationally! Get on the bus with an enormous hardon that won't go down? Ha! Ha ha! That sounds really funny. And that's just one example! Sure you have some more...?
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welcoem to the something awful forums forums user manicorny
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Sep 13, 2016 18:55
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hahaha ya
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Sep 13, 2016 18:55
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My only experiences are with recreational cyanide.
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Sep 13, 2016 18:56
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JakeP posted:hahaha ya Ha ha! Tell me of your experience!
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Sep 13, 2016 18:56
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Hey... Who's this Manticorny guy???
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Sep 13, 2016 18:56
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i would tell you but first i have to visit the doctor about this priapism dealie
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did not want to waste my money on the high class hooker I paid for with performance issues so I popped one and it made me a little light-headed but my soldier was rockin and I caned her good and she fell in love with me and now we're married.
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SpaghetioSexNoises posted:did not want to waste my money on the high class hooker I paid for with performance issues so I popped one and it made me a little light-headed but my soldier was rockin and I caned her good and she fell in love with me and now we're married. That's beautiful, thanks for sharing.
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Sep 13, 2016 19:01
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If your boner lasts too long it will cause coagulated blood in your dick to turn into scar tissue or something and you'll have painful boners for the rest of your life, hth. E: lol didn't know there was a word filter for that
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Sep 13, 2016 19:07
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it's very good
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Sep 13, 2016 19:09
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I wonder if erowid has a section on Viagra?
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Sep 13, 2016 19:11
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I never used it recreationally, only as part of my job.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I wonder if erowid has a section on Viagra? trip report: got a boner
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Sep 13, 2016 19:13
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i prefer to solve my problems naturally. if i want to get larger i just go to the unlimited pasta days at olive garden
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Sep 13, 2016 19:15
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i too like to abuse drugs am i cool now?
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shoophobo posted:i too like to abuse drugs not cool enough, take more drugs
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MiracleWhale posted:not cool enough, take more drugs if we take more drugs he'll seem cooler too, so let's do that
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i don't abuse drugs, i use them properly now if you'll excuse me, i need to buttchug more kratom
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Sep 13, 2016 19:21
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I see your normal account got banned rip
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Business Gorillas posted:I see your normal account got banned rip not banned, just kept getting probated by the fyad cocksuckers
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Manticorny posted:I've never personally used Viagra because my dick isn't broken. But I bet it would be pretty funny to take Viagra recreationally! Get on the bus with an enormous hardon that won't go down? Ha! Ha ha! That sounds really funny. And that's just one example! Sure you have some more...? I've got a prescription. It works really well. Pop a pill and 30 mins later you're rock hard and can fornicate like a beast for hours. But afterwards, you lay there and your heart is racing, going THUD THUD THUD THUD in your chest and you think you are on the verge of having a massive heart attack. Kinda feels like your heart is about to explode.
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autoaim.cfg posted:I've got a prescription. It works really well. Pop a pill and 30 mins later you're rock hard and can fornicate like a beast for hours. are you sure that's not just the love you feel for your partner??
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I take viagra to expand the blood vessels to allow them to carry more oxygen when I do long distance runs. I've had to change my route as running past schools with a hard on is a big no-no.
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Sep 13, 2016 19:38
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no it really feels like your heart is going to explode even if you hate the person you are banging
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MiracleWhale posted:not cool enough, take more drugs my penis fell off and I'm color blind now. how many more drugs should I inject
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Sep 13, 2016 19:39
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Mike Steaky (the steak of Mikes) told me one time the trick is to hyperventilate and flood the bloodstream with oxygen then be as efficient as possible, no viagra needed.
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shoophobo posted:my penis fell off and I'm color blind now. if you're still capable of asking, you haven't injected enough
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Theophany posted:I take viagra to expand the blood vessels to allow them to carry more oxygen when I do long distance runs. I've had to change my route as running past schools with a hard on is a big no-no. lol
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Sep 13, 2016 19:49
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What is the process for when it's 4am and you've had a hard on since midnight? Do you have to go to the emergency room with a rock hard boner?
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What is the process for when it's 4am and you've had a hard on since midnight? Do you have to go to the emergency room with a rock hard boner? Yes, also use it to ring the bell on the receptionist desk.
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Sep 13, 2016 19:53
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I once tried smoking a cigarette and that gave me erectile dysfunction for about 12 hours, stay clean kids.
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Sep 13, 2016 19:55
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What is the process for when it's 4am and you've had a hard on since midnight? Do you have to go to the emergency room with a rock hard boner? jack even harder
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Sep 13, 2016 20:09
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i did five whole marijuanas
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Sep 13, 2016 20:23
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My boners force me to make bad decisions so if you think I'm gonna take pills to get more of them you've got another thing coming
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Sep 13, 2016 20:23
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My dick is broken so I'm considering seeing my doctor . its not so much my dick as my sex drive though but to please the girls I'm thinking about the pills
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Sep 13, 2016 20:31
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doctor please prescribe me a pill that will make me forget that girls that gross
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Sep 13, 2016 20:43
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i work in dry cleaning. It's a pretty even split between anti-depressants and Viagra when it comes to what pills you find in pockets. So sure. You get hard. It wasn't even better for a normal, functioning dick, though. I found little green grenade pills in a pocket once. Those were excellent.
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MiracleWhale posted:doctor please prescribe me a pill that will make me forget that girls that gross They have it in liquid form and it's called alcohol you silly. Fuckin drink away your problems like a real man.
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i loving hate those sex toy websites that don't deliver my sex toys in discreet packaging. i had a dildo delivered once in a massive dick shaped box that said 'fragile: fake dick inside and your neighbour will be shoving it in his rear end tonight' and my neighbours and mailman never let me live it down.
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