Tumbleweed slowly blows by

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King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Tumbleweed slowly blows by. What happens next?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:31

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:40

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

I take a hit of weed

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:31

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

the tumbleweed blows past gary cooper. he looks up again and sees the clock....it's one minute til' high noon.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:34

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

i pull up my panties before the rest can escape

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:37

Blood Shart: Sep 23, 2010

I vote 1 and reasses my opinion of KoB

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:38

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

I saw a tumbleweed once, it just kept on going like I wasn't even there. It was extremely rude.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:40

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

*a mysterious lamp sales man comes into town on a weathered wagon*

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:41

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Smash it Smash hit posted:

*a mysterious lamp sales man comes into town on a weathered wagon*

Oh poo poo

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:41

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

suddenly

dreaded sand witches appear

mmmmmmmm

sandwiches

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:42

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

King of Bees posted:

Oh poo poo

*begins setting up table outside of the saloon*

*looks around*

Looks like this place could, lighten up :grin:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:43

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Ryoshi posted:

suddenly

dreaded sand witches appear

mmmmmmmm

sandwiches

What kind of sand whitches?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:46

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Preparing thine self for the sea of tumbler weeds proceeding.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:48

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

personable decorum posted:

Preparing thine self for the sea of tumbler weeds proceeding.

We shall dine in heck!

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:48

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

i began to piss

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:49

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

We shall dine in heck!

h3h3

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:50

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I log out of something awful forums

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:50

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

It feels like a mild earthquake just happened. What do we do?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:51

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

I take a hit of weed

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:52

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

AugmentedVision posted:

I take a hit of weed

I hope weed doesn't make you paranoid like some people.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:54

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

I'd grab my skateboard and when the sidewalk in front of me crumples up I'll ramp it and do an ollie

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:54

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

Smash it Smash hit posted:

*a mysterious lamp sales man comes into town on a weathered wagon*

lol

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:56

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

criscodisco posted:

I'd grab my skateboard and when the sidewalk in front of me crumples up I'll ramp it and do an ollie

As you do a sick kick flip you see something weird in the chasm below you. Possibly wormlike

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:57

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

*begins setting up table outside of the saloon*

*looks around*

Looks like this place could, lighten up

We don't accept city boy witchcraft here, boy!

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:58

LT56: Sep 9, 2016; by Smythe

shoophobo posted:

i began to piss

GIVE IT TO ME BABY

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:59

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Reckon I cus up a storm at stray tumbleweeds. Stay in one place dangit. :clint:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:59

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

LT56 posted:

GIVE IT TO ME BABY

As you two do golden showers in privacy of your own home there's a smash through the glass of your downstairs patio door

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:01

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

*lights go out due to earth quAke*

*looks at distraught towns people*

Heh. Need a light? :smug:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:03

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Rod Stewart's "Hot Legs" blares over the emergency signals.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:06

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

I take a hit of weed

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:07

Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

I take a hit of farts

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:09

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

A line of cracks in the earth moves toward the light vendor

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:10

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

King of Bees posted:

A line of cracks in the earth moves toward the light vendor

Uh oh things are looking pretty dim

:grin:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:10

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

holy poo poo here comes a giant tsunami of billions of tumbleweeds auguuguuuuuhg

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:12

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Smash it Smash hit posted:

*begins setting up table outside of the saloon*

*looks around*

Looks like this place could, lighten up

a gang of toughs pushes their way roughly through the saloon's swinging doors, itching for a fight. "a lamp salesmen, eh?" a huge man, ill-kempt and reeking of booze, takes a mighty draught off a bottle of whiskey and then smashes it against the wall, leaving a shiv of sharpened glass. "knock his fuckin lights out!"

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:14

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

also i take a hit of weed

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:15

LT56: Sep 9, 2016; by Smythe

King of Bees posted:

As you two do golden showers in privacy of your own home there's a smash through the glass of your downstairs patio door

~ And peace be onto your broken windows as well ~

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:16

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

MiracleWhale posted:

a gang of toughs pushes their way roughly through the saloon's swinging doors, itching for a fight. "a lamp salesmen, eh?" a huge man, ill-kempt and reeking of booze, takes a mighty draught off a bottle of whiskey and then smashes it against the wall, leaving a shiv of sharpened glass. "knock his fuckin lights out!"

Look at all these rough necks throwing me.... Shade :grin:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:18

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

*tumbleweed blows by*

*spaghetti western music quietly plays*

*walks slowly into bar and looks at piano player*

*takes a long cigarette drag and looks up and screams*

IIII AAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:21

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

The toughs scuffle with the lamp guy, breaking all his lampshades. A "tremor" knocks over the his lampshades cart and everyone is stunned

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:22

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:40

LT56: Sep 9, 2016; by Smythe

Chinatown posted:

*tumbleweed blows by*

*spaghetti western music quietly plays*

*walks slowly into bar and looks at piano player*

*takes a long cigarette drag and looks up and screams*

IIII AAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Is it okay man we will help you LOL? *slits wrists*

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:23

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