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there is absolutely nothing a dog can give you that a cat can't except a pain in the rear end when you travel for work or vacation
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I dunno I think the meat's a little gamier.
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Sep 14, 2016 07:03
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Bert Roberge posted:I dunno I think the meat's a little gamier. maybe idk I mean are u eating at red lobster?
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My room mate's dogs give me headaches, but their cats dont, so there's that?
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Bismuth posted:My room mate's dogs give me headaches, but their cats dont, so there's that? well if a pet give u a headache u should consider catching some sort of buzz
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Sep 14, 2016 07:06
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then maybe you would enjoy life more
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jackyl posted:maybe idk I mean are u eating at red lobster? Yeah it's Endless Pussy month so you know I'm there. Because I'm a pussy.
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jackyl posted:well if a pet give u a headache u should consider catching some sort of buzz I catch all the buzzes i can afford
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jackyl posted:there is absolutely nothing a dog can give you that a cat can't except a pain in the rear end when you travel for work or vacation a dog won't attack you for no reason
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your cat hates you OP
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Bert Roberge posted:Yeah it's Endless Pussy month so you know I'm there. lol
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cats are pretty great
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:a dog won't attack you for no reason Might. If it does and it isn't a little poo poo dog it will suck a lot more than a few scratches. Get a cat, have friends with friendly dogs you can visit
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Sep 14, 2016 07:12
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i have to walk the dog. sometimes it eats a turd it sees and gets sick. the cat shits in the box and covers it up. frankly it's more capable of taking care of itself than I am.
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Sep 14, 2016 07:23
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i break out in bad hives around cats. which is a shame, i want a cat like that oh don piano cat tbqh
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Sep 14, 2016 07:26
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other people's good & well-trained dogs are really great. my sister's dog is super cool, her partner's dog is one of those big dogs that looks like a wolf and is tons of fun. another of my relatives' dogs was a standard poodle (now sadly deceased) that was smarter than many people I've known. other people's cats are maybe chill and show up for pats, more likely are totally disinterested or hiding under the furniture when strange people are around. other people's awful, untrained dogs are a blot on the lives of everyone around them; making GBS threads in our yards and the owner doesn't pick it up, barking at all hours, maybe even dangerously unhinged. there's nothing like seeing a dog and trying to judge friendly or threat based on a few seconds observation. solution: kill all the bad dog owners. then dogs will be universally agreed to be better than cats.
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Sep 14, 2016 07:29
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cats are great if you like assholes. literally, if you like assholes
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Lets talk about the real best pets  
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Sep 14, 2016 07:34
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i had 5 rats at once as pets they are cool/smart as gently caress and love cuddles
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:i had 5 rats at once as pets they are cool/smart as gently caress and love cuddles Yeah they're like small little dogs that fetch and do tricks and come to their names but dont bark like motherfuckers when a moth farts
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Sep 14, 2016 08:23
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mine would follow me around and leap from the ottoman back to my lap like 2 ft away
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my cat is an amazing friendly cat and is also incredibly beautiful, she makes the house look nicer just by being around. She is like a gorgeous cat food commercial looking cat who fits into my home's color scheme better than a dog could
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Bismuth posted:Lets talk about the real best pets rats is cool as hell
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I whis I hada a rat buddie
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Goons love cats because you have to earn it's affection and put up with it making GBS threads on you it's entire life. It's more or less how a normal person treats a goon but they get to trap them in their house and make them partake in their goon weddings, lol.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I whis I hada a rat buddie Get two at once, its not really extra work/space and they like company 
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rats: when you want a pet that you can have an emotional bond with almost like a cat or dog, but has the lifespan of a fish personally I feel like I'm already well inured to the fact that everyone and everything I love will eventually die. I don't need a pet that will help drive that home every couple of years.
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Klyith posted:rats: when you want a pet that you can have an emotional bond with almost like a cat or dog, but has the lifespan of a fish Hey. Goldfish can live for 20+ years.
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cats are assholes.
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One time my biggest fat rear end cat powerbombed my dad sitting in a chair right in the nuts from the top shelf. It was bad he was in a lot of pain that cat is fat as hell but still he found the humor in the situation.
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Sep 14, 2016 10:47
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Cats definitely have more hang time when you're skeet shooting.
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It's immoral to own dogs because they get incredibly bored and they have to be contained in a house or yard. Whereas you can let cats roam freely outside so that they don't get bored.
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Sep 14, 2016 11:08
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Cats are better because you can safely declaw them so they dont tear stuff up
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Cat people are depressing. They have to lock their pets indoors because at the first chance possible they would run away and never look back on their former hell.
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Those mine sniffing rats are cool though.
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trust a goon to be backwards in opinions
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When a dog likes you its because of instinct but when a cat likes you its because it has decided you're cool.
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ops probation is well deserved https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE
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I agree 1000% OP, my little sweet darling sweet baby is fantastic
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My cat meows too much and too loudly, pukes in like 6 spots instead of hairballing, has a messed up crumpled ear, and constantly is showing me her gross, slightly prolapsed butthole. She's a good cat 
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