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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Describe your dreams thread
 
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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


 I'm restrained. Someone cuts my dick n balls off with a paper cutter and puts big fish hooks in the wound pulling the skin back.

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


 I'm restrained. People claw my stomach open and rip my intestines out.

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


 Someone tries to fight me. I knock them down, grab their throat and repeatedly smash their head on a sidewalk. My growling wakes me up.

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008

a bone to pick posted:

I'm restrained. Hatebag sticks his nose in my rear end in a top hat and snorts out all my precious feces.

Get out of my dreams.
Get into my car.

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008

a bone to pick posted:

Wait, are you a dog?

I am a dog that's been incepted into thinking i am a man.

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