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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



mmmm olive oil



oh yes



sploosh



good in a salad



good in a pan



good... on the face?



its like cum but better

post here if you like olive oil

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MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015



Vegetable posted:

its like cum but better

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i like olive oil but gently caress this bullshit thread in it's rear end.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i don't want to get it twisted: i like olive oil, i just don't like the thread.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007

I'm a family man - I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W.


Soiled Meat

I like olive oil. I find it works better than the lotion when it puts it on its face.

Your mom likes it as a lube too although I'm not sure her rear end needs lube by this stage*.



*Obligatory "your mom" joke. I didn't even want to write one but felt I had to. Sorry. I'll be kicked out if I don't.

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grimey Drawer

Do you like it because it keeps others from eating the oil of your people, being a vegetable and all?

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

I like it. You can get olive oil cold pressed or some different ways. That's all I know.

e: I remember more. You can get it filtered through the OPs moms gusset for extra flavour.

Nic Cage dick cage fucked around with this message at Sep 14, 2016 around 16:38

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

I love olive oil, it's so good.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

Next time you fry your eggs, try substituting olive oil instead of butter. You're welcome.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

No wonder wars have been fought over this stuff.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 32 hours!


Lipstick Apathy

Wamdoodle posted:

Do you like it because it keeps others from eating the oil of your people, being a vegetable and all?

olives a fruits shithead

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



i like frying spaghetti with a bit of garlic and lots of olive oil. some shaved parmesan cheese on top. no work and lots of taste

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EjybY__oDQ

Captain Video
Apr 4, 2016


To me, a salad without olive oil is an act of almost inconceivable savagery

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is


Young Urchin

Olive oil is great with veggies on a roll with some GABBAGOOL and hard salami

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015


Vegetable posted:

i like frying spaghetti with a bit of garlic and lots of olive oil. some shaved parmesan cheese on top. no work and lots of taste

i got into preparing spaghetti in this way and have never looked back.

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

Become Who You Were Born To Be


EVOO motherfuckers. Do you drink it?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

Hell Yeah posted:

i like olive oil but gently caress this bullshit thread in it's rear end.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is


Young Urchin

In ancient Greece it was custom to put a jar full of olive oil in graves during funerals as an offering in the afterlife

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014



I had an iPad mini stolen years ago when I was out on a drunken endeavour. Luckily it was insured so a quick call to the police for a reference and Amex sent me a cheque to cover the cost of a replacement. I used iCloud to lock the iPad and put a message on the screen saying to call me if you've found it. A year or so later I got an alert on my phone saying that my iPad had connected to WiFi and the GPS had established it's location: Algeria. For the next few weeks I got loads of text messages from an Algerian phone number offering to exchange gallons of olive oil in exchange for the code to unlock the iPad.

So that's my olive oil story.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


I dated a really hot Italian girl in college and she used to make this appetizer that was: fresh mozzarella, tomato slice, oregano, olive oil.

Was p good.

Also let me butt gently caress her.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

Doctor J Off posted:

In ancient Greece it was custom to put a jar full of olive oil in graves during funerals as an offering in the afterlife

In ancient Greece it was customary to diddle little boys.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


Dave_Indeed posted:

I dated a really hot Italian girl in college and she used to make this appetizer that was: fresh mozzarella, tomato slice, oregano, olive oil.

Was p good.

Also let me butt gently caress her.

My mom always used to make that when I was a kid. No comment about the other thing.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014



Dave_Indeed posted:

I dated a really hot Italian girl in college and she used to make this appetizer that was: fresh mozzarella, tomato slice, oregano, olive oil.

Was p good.

Also let me butt gently caress her.

Caprese Salad owns hard.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is


Young Urchin

notZaar posted:

In ancient Greece it was customary to diddle little boys.

It was more tolerated than customary irl, though of course it did happen

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014



notZaar posted:

In ancient Greece it was customary to diddle little boys.

Simpler times when your sexual identity wouldn't be turned into a meme by idiots.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010




Grimey Drawer

I bleed it op.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


Every day I get olive oil into me since it is the only cooking fat I use, ever

I'm glad that it is good

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


If you fry an egg in olive oil instead of butter- god help me-

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

I used to love olive oil but then I read a thing that said that most people in the United States have never even tasted real olive oil because we only get poo poo so now I laugh the whole way down the oil aisle and just cook everything in chicken fat and cum

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

Germstore posted:

If you fry an egg in olive oil instead of butter- god help me-

Try it.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is


Young Urchin

Germstore posted:

If you fry an egg in olive oil instead of butter- god help me-

What if I use store brand cooking oil spray?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


What if I fry an egg.... in another egg.

What then?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time



I make frittatas with olive oil, so that's pretty close, but for just an egg it's just unnatural.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


InterFaced posted:

EVOO motherfuckers. Do you drink it?

Drink it out of a pint glass.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014



Zzulu posted:

What if I fry an egg.... in another egg.

What then?

You're pretty much winning at life.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Clapping Larry

notZaar posted:

In ancient Greece it was customary to diddle little boys.





I just cannot stop hearing this said in Homer's "I sleep in a big bed with my wife" voice.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


Oh Popeye!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



most olive oil is some other kind of vegetable oil with colouring and flavouring added to make it taste like olive oil

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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014



My dad's got a small olive grove down in Greece, so I've got a hookup, fresh from the source.

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