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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
i mean I really don't get it

why would you want to bone a horse's rear end in a top hat or suck the balls of a dog?

why would you want to put a ram's penis in your pussy?

makes no sense

why do people like that poo poo?

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
What can I say, your mom is good in the sack

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Nooner posted:

What can I say, your mom is good in the sack

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Someone needs to get Don Tacorleone to post in this thread, he drops not too subtle hints about his fetish all the time. A lot of people say his posting hiatusus's are due to being in jail for being caught.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
lol if you do not fantasize about loving sponges

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Nooner posted:

What can I say, your mom is good in the sack

that's my nooner

what's up buddy

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Zoophiles have anatomically hosed up brains, you can see it on MRI scans. I remember hearing this once but there's a 50%+ chance it was Dr. Drew who said it so take that as you will.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
it would be really funny if someone was attracted to lichens and mushrooms or some poo poo

also fish

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:lol: if you don't fantasize about literally drowning to death in horse cum.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:lol: if you don't fantasize about literally drowning to death in horse cum.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Nooner posted:

What can I say, your mom is good in the sack

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Haven't you ever seen an ape with banging titties?!?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Nooner posted:

What can I say, your mom is good in the sack

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
exotic milfs

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

what's the appeal of [fetish]?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

paging morally inept

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Horse pussy, bruh.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Nooner posted:

What can I say, your mom is good in the sack

It's all downhill from here.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Captain Yossarian posted:

Haven't you ever seen an ape with banging titties?!?

all hairy and gross and poo poo

apes are the worst members of the homo genus

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
there's something magical about making love to your best friend

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i dated a girl who was into this and she told me it was humiliating and she got off on shame

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Nooner posted:

What can I say, your mom is good in the sack

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
The heart wants what it wants.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Thanks GBS for being GBS.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

FordPRefectLL posted:

i dated a girl who was into this and she told me it was humiliating and she got off on shame

explains why she was dating you

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

Someone needs to get Don Tacorleone to post in this thread, he drops not too subtle hints about his fetish all the time. A lot of people say his posting hiatusus's are due to being in jail for being caught.

I thought Pick was the guy who wants to gently caress animals and eat people?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

explains why she was dating you

Lol. It's not even just a burn it's the loving truth. Lol.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Captain Yossarian posted:

Haven't you ever seen an ape with banging titties?!?

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Nooner posted:

What can I say, your mom is good in the sack

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

why would you want to bone a horse's rear end in a top hat

This is the wrong place to get the answers you seek. You should try a My Little Pony forum.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

That Robot posted:

all hairy and gross and poo poo

apes are the worst members of the homo genus

Alan Turing was one of history's greatest homo genus

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Lol that's a good one. There was a thread a couple months ago about hot apes and someone posted a picture of an orangutan and it looked like it had implants and I can't find it :(

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Animals won't say neigh.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
there are limited options for those of us who need 20inches of cock in our pussy, so it's either a horse or some fuckin bl-

*pauses, nods politely to Genesplicer as he passes by*

some blatantly overpriced sextoy

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Horses are the natural next step when you're all stretched out and can't feel the bbc anymore

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Its a leftover from when the human population was a fraction of what it is today and we all lived spread out in tiny tribes. When you could live your whole life with the same handful of people around and no one else


When there wasnt enough pussy to go around, you had to go to the goats, man


you had to go to the goats

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
do you remember the tv show Manimal? me neither

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

You should be grateful, OP

Without bestiality we wouldn't have all the cool mythical creatures we have today like mermaids, minotaurs, centaurs, werewolves and so on

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