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Gridlocked posted:Fries. .4 oz
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almost megalomaniac level fries
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I want to be part of the doobie doghouse franchise
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Sep 15, 2016 01:50
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  You know a dude means business with an offer like that I'm just saying
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Grody posted:oh nvm this is the fake twitter account that posted the frog giggin poo poo a while back close the thread A fake twitter that had tweets from way before the forums were involved, right.
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How many crows did doob shoot in his backyard to make those wings?
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FrankieGoes posted:Pretty sure independent trucker is still literally zero business experience. Like companies that only employ independent truckers do all the "business" for you and all you do is drive your truck and get blowies in parking lots and shout racial epithets out your window. Everything else is taken care of for you.
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Obama lunch or Doobie lunch? The showdown
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i could go for a hot dog
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he didnt even get the good kind of frozen fries that are all crispy and flakey on the outside
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extra stout posted:he didnt even get the good kind of frozen fries that are all crispy and flakey on the outside eww you got problems
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Alan Smithee posted:I hope he can use his old vent hood I think he said he sold it for "pennies on the dollar". He really is a great businessman.
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You guys still talking about hot dogs you fat losers? I'm just kidding. I don't care and won't read anything after this.
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iroguebot posted:can someone post the doobie song with the doom graphics, i need a soundtrack for this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNA51abv8lw
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What web community did he sucker in to funding version 2.0?
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How is a hostage situation a sucker situation when you are the hostage? 
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Doobie felt a gurgling sensation in his stomach, followed by an uncontrolled trembling in his bowels. Legs shaking, he collapsed to all fours on the kitchen floor of Doobie's Dowg SHACK and started retching. He felt his pants being stretched, and then heard a ripping sound as a million hot dogs blew through the fabric and out of his anus, urethra, and mouth in a continuous stream, the sheer whooshing noise of their exit overwhelming Doobie's screams. Tasha just stood in the doorway, mindlessly gnawing on a Checker's burger procured from the restaurant across the street. Ketchup began to pour from her eyes, nose, and mouth as she gazed upon Doobie's distressing transformation from man(?) to wiener-link man. Taking one tremendous bite of her burger, she let it fall out of her mouth, followed by the guttural drone of "PILED HIGH" emanating from her mouth at random times. The windows turned purple, ominous black clouds began to gather in the sky above the restaurant, and the cutest little chickadee's eyes turned blazing green as it began tweeting a funeral dirge in brilliant spotlight beam of sunlight. A Mexican man driving a beat-up Chevy pickup slowed down in the street, idled for a bit to watch the scene unfolding at the restaurant, and then slowly coaxed his truck's ancient engine back up to driving speed. He didn't bother to cross himself as he drove off; it was just another Alabama hot dog day, after all.
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Kthulhu5000 posted:Doobie felt a gurgling sensation in his stomach, followed by an uncontrolled trembling in his bowels. Legs shaking, he collapsed to all fours on the kitchen floor of Doobie's Dowg SHACK and started retching. He felt his pants being stretched, and then heard a ripping sound as a million hot dogs blew through the fabric and out of his anus, urethra, and mouth in a continuous stream, the sheer whooshing noise of their exit overwhelming Doobie's screams.
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He could actually jam two buns together and put the wiener inside and it would fit perfectly.
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Putty posted:nice twitter bradzilla
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ty but red and with more war hammer names like NEZRUL'S SPLATTERFEST OF AZEROTH
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oobies og hous NO REFUNDS  FROG DOG
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did West Alabama Automotive close? was the doobshack razed for the funeral home parking lot? EDIT nvm  
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gj doobie
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bunky posted:gj doobie uh oh
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https://www.yelp.com/biz/doobies-dog-house-reform Nevar Forget
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Hello, I'm Tasha aka doobies wife and I'll be your waitress today. What can I get you two gentlemen? Oh you're a couple? Excellent, would you pardon me for one moment. *slowly unhinges jaw* *eyes turn flaming red* *swallows gay couple whole*
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lorn Wayne posted:Hello, I'm Tasha aka doobies wife and I'll be your waitress today. What can I get you two gentlemen?
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i am feeling me some juggalla tribal court in fyad but ill get probbed man
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