LOL Doobies Doghouse is coming back

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kazr: Jan 28, 2005

sunnies snack shack

# ? Sep 15, 2016 08:19

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# ? May 23, 2025 19:43

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

it's coming back as a food truck. and by food truck I mean a dirty microwave attached to a push cart. doobie will microwave a doobie dog and serve it to you on white bread with an unmelted piece of cheese, just $5.99

# ? Sep 15, 2016 08:22

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

want to get the chilli cheese burgs any time of day any time of month any time of forever

# ? Sep 15, 2016 08:23

lovestick: Feb 11, 2006; ~30303030303~

It's a pickens county shitstorm.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 08:35

Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNA51abv8lw

# ? Sep 15, 2016 08:56

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

im ready to suck that chili

# ? Sep 15, 2016 09:34

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Why are you honkies so obsessed with this racist alabama hotdog vendor? It's weird as gently caress.

It's a hobby, not an obsession.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 09:49

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Does he still refuse to melt the melting cheese?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 09:51

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Randarkman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNA51abv8lw

franco

# ? Sep 15, 2016 10:25

pod6isjerks: Feb 17, 2005; Nap Ghost

Fat Shat Sings posted:

ATTENTION: Five minutes of a racist hillbillies life has gone unstalked

Alright I want men stalking his facebook, his wifes facebook, his extended relatives facebook. Any social media presence anyone tangentially related to him has. Get on it.

I want google street view posted here, and here. Of his workplace, of his house, of his town. Satellite and maps views.

I want editors at the ready to take every possible photo from the social media crew and photoshop the same picture of an idiot rednecks dick bulge 30 times

Someone needs to be going through local laws and statutes and hitting that legalese, calling contractors and figuring out prices

We also need an idiot bitch retard like Fetus Tree to try and get all the attention being paid to this worthless alabama hillfolk

Everyone scramble

Listen up, ladies and gentlemen! Our fugitive has been on the run for five minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles per hour and that gives us a radius of... six miles. What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Doctor Doobie Dog. Go get him.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 10:40

Razorwired: Dec 7, 2008; It's about to start!

Fat Shat Sings posted:

ATTENTION: Five minutes of a racist hillbillies life has gone unstalked

Alright I want men stalking his facebook, his wifes facebook, his extended relatives facebook. Any social media presence anyone tangentially related to him has. Get on it.

I want google street view posted here, and here. Of his workplace, of his house, of his town. Satellite and maps views.

I want editors at the ready to take every possible photo from the social media crew and photoshop the same picture of an idiot rednecks dick bulge 30 times

Someone needs to be going through local laws and statutes and hitting that legalese, calling contractors and figuring out prices

We also need an idiot bitch retard like Fetus Tree to try and get all the attention being paid to this worthless alabama hillfolk

Everyone scramble

I'll make the website.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 11:27

Triggered: Aug 21, 2016; Learn about this great man on mormon.org

gently caress yeah, gonna go tell the kids Christmas is cancelled again! I donated to doobie the first time and I cant wait to do it again.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 11:27

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

Need to sale a car?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 12:08

Gamer With Dignity: May 15, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Can't screwb the Doob.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 12:11

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

I dont think that twitter account is actually doobie

# ? Sep 15, 2016 12:14

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

pod6isjerks posted:

Listen up, ladies and gentlemen! Our fugitive has been on the run for five minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles per hour and that gives us a radius of... six miles. What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Doctor Doobie Dog. Go get him.

you know good and well that man hasn't walked 5 feet outside Reform in his entire life. If he tried to do so he'd just find a brick wall, as Reform and Doobie were constructed by Something Awful in a Truman Show-esque effort to laugh at the efforts of a hot dog man until he dies.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 12:15

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

KennyLoggins posted:

oobies og hous

NO REFUNDS FROG DOG

This comic is epic but investigating it led me to the saddest thing I ever seen - Doobiepedia - http://doobies-doghouse.wikia.com/wiki/Doobie%27s_DogHouse_Wikia
Whoever made this is crazy.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 12:41

Ibogaine: Aug 11, 2015

Sekenr posted:

This comic is epic but investigating it led me to the saddest thing I ever seen - Doobiepedia - http://doobies-doghouse.wikia.com/wiki/Doobie%27s_DogHouse_Wikia
Whoever made this is crazy.

Crazy? Or could he actually be a genius who is just too far ahead of his time?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 13:01

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Sekenr posted:

This comic is epic but investigating it led me to the saddest thing I ever seen - Doobiepedia - http://doobies-doghouse.wikia.com/wiki/Doobie%27s_DogHouse_Wikia
Whoever made this is crazy.

I'm glad you read it all. Now you're up to speed you can join in the yoks!

I believe the wikia was constructed both to preserve Dooblore and so we wouldn't have to repeatedly answer questions like "Why is it called 'Oobie Og Hous'?" and "Why isn't the cheese melted?"

# ? Sep 15, 2016 13:02

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

FIRST TIME posted:

He could actually jam two buns together and put the wiener inside and it would fit perfectly.

Doob doesn't swing that way

# ? Sep 15, 2016 13:03

Ibogaine: Aug 11, 2015

BigBadSteve posted:

I'm glad you read it all. Now you're up to speed you can join in the yoks!

I believe the wikia was constructed both to preserve Dooblore and so we wouldn't have to repeatedly answer questions like "Why is it called 'Oobie Og Hous'?" and "Why isn't the cheese melted?"

Does he know that there is a wiki about him, though?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 13:04

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Sekenr posted:

This comic is epic but investigating it led me to the saddest thing I ever seen - Doobiepedia - http://doobies-doghouse.wikia.com/wiki/Doobie%27s_DogHouse_Wikia
Whoever made this is crazy.

Encyclopedia Dramatica is worse. The same idiot-stalking with way, WAY more idiots being stalked. Theres like a 300 page dissertation on chris chan alone for christ's sake.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 13:05

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

The one post about the dick sucking lips still makes me chuckle when I think about it

# ? Sep 15, 2016 13:16

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

I wanted cheap hot snacks

so I microwaved a bag of cool ranch Doritos

I have problems

# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:34

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Chrpno posted:

I wanted cheap hot snacks

so I microwaved a bag of cool ranch Doritos

I have problems

this is why the wold needs a doobie

# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:53

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sausage.; Smellrose

Gridlocked posted:

Fries.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:54

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

BigBadSteve posted:

I'm glad you read it all. Now you're up to speed you can join in the yoks!

I believe the wikia was constructed both to preserve Dooblore and so we wouldn't have to repeatedly answer questions like "Why is it called 'Oobie Og Hous'?" and "Why isn't the cheese melted?"

why isnt the cheese melted?

I never did figure that one out

# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:09

Rap Music and Dope: Dec 25, 2010; For some reason Euros really suck to

KennyLoggins posted:

oobies og hous

this is seriously incredible

# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:46

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

Where can we donate money to ol' Dooberino? It's still early enough to cancel Christmas.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:48

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Will Doobies 2.0 feature.... COMBOS????

# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:48

cnut: May 3, 2016

Fries 2 Electric Boogaloo.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:52

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

BigBadSteve posted:

I believe the wikia was constructed both to preserve Dooblore and so we wouldn't have to repeatedly answer questions like "Why is it called 'Oobie Og Hous'?" and "Why isn't the cheese melted?"

Yeah, that's why but I still preferred the doobie tales being told as folklore. Except when you tell the story and keep spinning that yarn and making up weirder and weirder stories, it all turns out to be true.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:53

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

I loving hate the OP for getting my hopes up

# ? Sep 15, 2016 16:07

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

he plum give out

# ? Sep 15, 2016 16:11

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

the twitter linked on that wiki claimed in july that doobie's 2.0 was bringing the heat soon in a new location with fried frog legs

also doobies daughter :eyepop:

# ? Sep 15, 2016 16:26

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Nathilus posted:

Encyclopedia Dramatica is worse. The same idiot-stalking with way, WAY more idiots being stalked. Theres like a 300 page dissertation on chris chan alone for christ's sake.

that doesn't surprise me, the only thing more unsettling than chris chan are the people that obsess over him

# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:28

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Drink Cheerwine posted:

the twitter linked on that wiki claimed in july that doobie's 2.0 was bringing the heat soon in a new location with fried frog legs

also doobies daughter

That ain't doobies daughter unfortunately

# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:34