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do u know jenny
Dec 24, 2007


"I Kill Me!!" -Alf

I don't understand how buffoons that keep saying the twitter is fake dont see that it has tweets from long before goons found his kickstarter

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Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

Don't ever leave me hangin' buddy!

It was taken over by the Black Lady Hacker, a well known goon.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Sauerkraut, onions, mustard... that's a damn good dog.


Plaster Town Cop

cuck cuck im gay posted:

I don't understand how buffoons that keep saying the twitter is fake dont see that it has tweets from long before goons found his kickstarter

things on the internet can be hacked hth

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

I paid money for this.


BigBadSteve posted:

a certain 'SS' forum (not the Nazi kind)

I'm pretty sure that it actually is, in fact, a forum of the Nazi kind.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots

Buglord

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Why are you honkies so obsessed with this racist alabama hotdog vendor? It's weird as gently caress.

because it's funny af you square

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014


I especially liked when the alpha male captain of industry jizzmoppers on SomethingSensitive kept giving Doobie REALTALK MAN-TO-MAN ADVICE and praising him as at least doing something unlike those loving goons and then it turned out that a guy who begged on the Internet for money for a bad business idea may not actually be the Randian superman that they hoped he'd be.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots

Buglord

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You guys still talking about hot dogs you fat losers?


I'm just kidding. I don't care and won't read anything after this.

god drat it

you're so fuckin contrary for no reason

dick

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



That Robot posted:

god drat it

you're so fuckin contrary for no reason

dick
The hot dog guy's not funny anymore, sorry Robot.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots

Buglord

a hole-y ghost posted:

The hot dog guy's not funny anymore, sorry Robot.

lies upon lies

testing my patience

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Life is freedom. Try it out.

Disgusting Coward posted:

I especially liked when the alpha male captain of industry jizzmoppers on SomethingSensitive kept giving Doobie REALTALK MAN-TO-MAN ADVICE and praising him as at least doing something unlike those loving goons and then it turned out that a guy who begged on the Internet for money for a bad business idea may not actually be the Randian superman that they hoped he'd be.

Actually even they got sick of Doobie in relatively... short order





annnnnnnnnd when someone suggested Reform might not be the best place to start hogdogempire.sav

quote:

Thats why it's here.. everybody wants to eat out.. Theres 4 places to eat here in town. even tho there business is booming every day, people are tired of the same ol stuff every day.. There begging me to get this dog house open.. I had 6 people yesterday asking about it.. there asking city hall if im going to open by a certain date, there stopping my wife in the stores and asking.. Reform is the perfect place..Plus Reform will be the only place to eat between Tuscaloosa and columbus,Ms when the 4 land is complete..Which means 10 thousand cars traveling by my restaurant every day and night.. Location, Location, Location...It's perfect

That whole thread is actually a pretty hilarious read.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Life is freedom. Try it out.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

hello


Doobie's Deli has a certain ring to it.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

the president's decisive action in Syria and the attempts that he is making to destabilize the region


Chomp8645 posted:

Seriously star war betamax getting called out by name in an online auto-rap by an Alabama ersatz hotdog man is one of the comedic high points of this forum's entire history.

The best part is star war betamax didn't even have much to do with the whole saga. They just called him out for some particular reason not even he could figure out.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Male Tears posted:

What did the OP tweet say? I can't view it.

Doobie has deleted it. (A disturbing recent habit of his.)

Anyone get a copy?

Document the Doob.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


post it on doobieleaks

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



BigBadSteve posted:

Doobie has deleted it. (A disturbing recent habit of his.)

Anyone get a copy?

Document the Doob.
It said he's inviting you, Big Bad Steve, to have sex with his wife while he watches.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



KennyLoggins posted:



doobie melt the cheese

this is a lawyer

god bless

sent from windows mail™

Everyone always talks about the unmelted cheese or the diarrhea chili but drat that wood vaneer job gets me every time. Seriously, wtf is going on with that table

OMG I just realized I have the same plates as doobs

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



WhyteRyce posted:

Everyone always talks about the unmelted cheese or the diarrhea chili but drat that wood vaneer job gets me every time. Seriously, wtf is going on with that table

OMG I just realized I have the same plates as doobs
That's because Doobie did not personally put that table together.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

YOU CAN NOT BUST THE KRUST


THE SOUTH WILL FRIES AGAIN!!!!!!!!

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Red Fructidor posted:

Musta heard that frogs are racist again

ozza
Oct 23, 2008



To all those who doubt the dogman: let this electrified performance be the soundtrack to your tears https://vimeo.com/75742728

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Sauerkraut, onions, mustard... that's a damn good dog.


Plaster Town Cop

Chinatown posted:

THE SOUTH WILL FRIES AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


They say that once a year in Reform, when the moon is full and blood red, the lights turn back on in the abandoned shack across from the Subway and the smell of hamburger steak wafts through the town

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

YOU CAN NOT BUST THE KRUST


i can see the rising moon from my window

it was full tonight. no joke.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



this thread:








Taima
Dec 31, 2006


WhyteRyce posted:

Everyone always talks about the unmelted cheese or the diarrhea chili but drat that wood vaneer job gets me every time. Seriously, wtf is going on with that table

OMG I just realized I have the same plates as doobs

Could you elaborate? That looks like a pretty common low-quality wood table... what's wrong with it besides being kind of crappy?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.

Chomp8645 posted:

No that's Sean Murray.


Doobie is the Prince of Fries!!!

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



Taima posted:

Could you elaborate? That looks like a pretty common low-quality wood table... what's wrong with it besides being kind of crappy?

You've got like 5 pieces of veneer all different sizes all going in different directions. It's like MC Escher meets Granny's estate sale.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.

Its a round table with a curved boarder piece and a bunch of triangle shaped pieces that form the center of the circle. A fine table, probably not made by doob.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

the president's decisive action in Syria and the attempts that he is making to destabilize the region


Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Fusion Burgin Reactor


OP lied, froggers fried.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

weirdo queer froggers

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Can anyone overnight mail me some of those sweet dogs?

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


Chinatown posted:

THE SOUTH WILL FRIES AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Chinatown posted:

THE SOUTH WILL FRIES AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Do not joke about the War of Northern Concession Stands!

Berious
Nov 13, 2005


LOL cook them dogs doobie, cook them dogs

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012


can't wait to see the goon failsons harassing him on facebook about this. their profiles are a hoot.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!


What kind of hot dogs did Doobie use? We're they nice McKenzie Natural Casings or were they those horrible Bar S's pov-dogs?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.

Hebrew national

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Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


hmm.....weird.....it was actually the goon replying to him......that I copy pasted....

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