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personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


I broke my neck and actually crack it back into place sometimes jfc.

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personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


The Chillidogs in Thunder Bay are as good as The Hoito so I would definitely support another Doobies FoodTruck Dogs

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


FrankieGoes posted:

Pretty sure independent trucker is still literally zero business experience. Like companies that only employ independent truckers do all the "business" for you and all you do is drive your truck and get blowies in parking lots and shout racial epithets out your window. Everything else is taken care of for you.

Indie has been around forever man.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless



almost megalomaniac level fries

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless



sex

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


How is a hostage situation a sucker situation when you are the hostage?

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Kthulhu5000 posted:

Doobie felt a gurgling sensation in his stomach, followed by an uncontrolled trembling in his bowels. Legs shaking, he collapsed to all fours on the kitchen floor of Doobie's Dowg SHACK and started retching. He felt his pants being stretched, and then heard a ripping sound as a million hot dogs blew through the fabric and out of his anus, urethra, and mouth in a continuous stream, the sheer whooshing noise of their exit overwhelming Doobie's screams.

Tasha just stood in the doorway, mindlessly gnawing on a Checker's burger procured from the restaurant across the street. Ketchup began to pour from her eyes, nose, and mouth as she gazed upon Doobie's distressing transformation from man(?) to wiener-link man. Taking one tremendous bite of her burger, she let it fall out of her mouth, followed by the guttural drone of "PILED HIGH" emanating from her mouth at random times. The windows turned purple, ominous black clouds began to gather in the sky above the restaurant, and the cutest little chickadee's eyes turned blazing green as it began tweeting a funeral dirge in brilliant spotlight beam of sunlight.

A Mexican man driving a beat-up Chevy pickup slowed down in the street, idled for a bit to watch the scene unfolding at the restaurant, and then slowly coaxed his truck's ancient engine back up to driving speed. He didn't bother to cross himself as he drove off; it was just another Alabama hot dog day, after all.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless



ty but red and with more war hammer names like NEZRUL'S SPLATTERFEST OF AZEROTH

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Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


bunky posted:

gj doobie


uh oh

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Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


i am feeling me some juggalla tribal court in fyad but ill get probbed man

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Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


want to get the chilli cheese burgs any time of day any time of month any time of forever

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