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Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry




Salad Prong

Paging "the greatest sagas of SA forums" to this thread.

Let the Enturbulation begin, OP.

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Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry




Salad Prong

Parallax Scroll posted:

he was a business owner for like 20 years before that

But never a business with a vent hood, jackass.

Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry




Salad Prong

Parallax Scroll posted:

alternative answer: all the gbs dorks who donated

This is just what he slaps together at home as a placeholder image. The real dogs are better. Send money please.

FRIES.

Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry




Salad Prong

Maybe this year the goon who cancelled Christmas from his kids to donate 4 figures to Doobie can....

Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry




Salad Prong

Fat Shat Sings posted:

ATTENTION: Five minutes of a racist hillbillies life has gone unstalked

Alright I want men stalking his facebook, his wifes facebook, his extended relatives facebook. Any social media presence anyone tangentially related to him has. Get on it.

I want google street view posted here, and here. Of his workplace, of his house, of his town. Satellite and maps views.

I want editors at the ready to take every possible photo from the social media crew and photoshop the same picture of an idiot rednecks dick bulge 30 times

We also need an idiot bitch retard like Fetus Tree to try and get all the attention being paid to this worthless alabama hillfolk

Everyone scramble

I assume you would prefer all of this information piled high? Please advise.

Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry




Salad Prong

FrankieGoes posted:

Pretty sure independent trucker is still literally zero business experience.

I know one independent trucker who begs to differ.

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Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry




Salad Prong

Fat Shat Sings posted:

that should be easy since we have six billion man hours invested into this hillbilly

And thousands of dollars

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