Is this teachers dress too tight?

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SatansChoice: Sep 14, 2016; by Smythe

C.S. Lewis's Narnia is a dirty pedo book for the first four pages of the lion the witch and the wardrobe because it's a literary exercise of showmanship and supremacy

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:30

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:41

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

SatansChoice posted:

cs lewis Narnia is a dirty pedo book for the first 4 pages of the lion the witch and the wardrobe because it's a literary exercise of showman ship and supremacy

Pedophilia is inherent within Christianity so that is to be expected.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:31

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

that dress is haram she should wear a burka

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:33

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

I think she looks fine. None of my coworkers could pull that dress off, though.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:36

JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

All those kids have phones and tablets, they're probably watching PewDiePie videos in class instead of her.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:37

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

it covers neck to knee who gives a gently caress. that said, i pounded my pud to it

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:41

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Safety Scissors posted:

I'm just going to save this post. Honestly, there's been a few other situations where I wanted to use it.

lining bird cages, etc

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:44

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Bossip needs to shut his- wait is that like Black Gossip... shouldn't that be blossip

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:55

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

she can wear what she wants but any elementary teacher who wears heels to class isn't serious about her job imo

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:58

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

the trump tutelage posted:

she can wear what she wants but any elementary teacher who wears heels to class isn't serious about her job imo

I'm pretty sure that when I was a kid, I remember respecting the teachers that had their poo poo together and looked professional a whole lot more than I did the dumpy, frazzled looking ones. Like those were the ones that you knew you could gently caress with and easily push them over the line into melting down and losing control.

Maybe I'm a sociopath.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:03

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

FIRST TIME posted:

I'm pretty sure that when I was a kid, I remember respecting the teachers that had their poo poo together and looked professional a whole lot more than I did the dumpy, frazzled looking ones. Like those were the ones that you knew you could gently caress with and easily push them over the line into melting down and losing control.

Maybe I'm a sociopath.

I don't think quoting your experience that led you into the loser you are today is as persuasive as you think it is.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:04

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I don't think quoting your experience that led you into the loser you are today is as persuasive as you think it is.

You're on quite the poo poo posting tear in GBS. Keep up the hard work.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:07

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

FIRST TIME posted:

You're on quite the poo poo posting tear in GBS. Keep up the hard work.

My posts are like milk and go down creamy and smooth.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:08

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

FIRST TIME posted:

I'm pretty sure that when I was a kid, I remember respecting the teachers that had their poo poo together and looked professional a whole lot more than I did the dumpy, frazzled looking ones. Like those were the ones that you knew you could gently caress with and easily push them over the line into melting down and losing control.

Maybe I'm a sociopath.

You can do that while wearing more functional flats that aren't going to put your back out or sprain your ankle when you go chasing after Tommy again. The visually impaired shouldn't forego their glasses in the name of fashion for similar reasons.

I mean maybe you can get away with it if you're a lovely broadcast teacher but then you really aren't serious about your job.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:16

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

this is an institution of child learning not some "nightly club" for carousing and skylarking.

for shame curvy teacher. shame on you

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:17

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Yes. Children should learn that fat girls need to hide their shame.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:18

Mnemosyne: Jun 11, 2002; There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!

I'm confused about the picture with the jeans; are teachers allowed to wear jeans to school now?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:18

Safety Scissors: Feb 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

My school had casual Fridays once a month, and if you do extracurricular stuff on weekends you can wear whatever.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:40

a very large fish: Oct 18, 2012

The Bananana posted:

I don't feel tardy

I dont feel *tarded. He says 'tarded.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

dick wizard posted:

I dont feel *tarded. He says 'tarded.

... I don't think so, tim

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:57

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

dick wizard posted:

I dont feel *tarded. He says 'tarded.

lol at this dude yelling "I don't feel tarded"

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:59

SatansChoice: Sep 14, 2016; by Smythe

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Pedophilia is inherent within Christianity so that is to be expected.

And islam. Also there is no such thing as a unique bit. its all tane. just make it good or synergistic at least.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:00

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

I would be delighted if my son got his first boner to this teacher.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:00

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

it's too tight

she should remove it at once

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:26

toxicitysquared: Nov 12, 2007; Jiggled Again

Alan Smithee posted:

it's too tight

she should remove it at once

haha

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:27

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

jigglemaster7 posted:

haha

ya i knew mom was ai enhanced too

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:27

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I'm going to need a full portfolio of her in and out of her wardrobe to do a proper assessment, and for jerk-off material for a job well done after.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:30

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

The Bananana posted:

I don't feel tardy

class dismissed!

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:35

Malice Green: Feb 1, 2005; Molim Vas skinite gacice

She looks pretty comfortable in it, so I'd say no.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

jackyl posted:

lol at this dude yelling "I don't feel tarded"

Hahaha

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:40

Pure Blaxplotiation: Jan 19, 2009

Her dress is fine. Its fine...

It'd look better on my bedroom floor tho.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:41

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Pure Blaxplotiation posted:

Her dress is fine. Its fine...

It'd look better on my bedroom floor tho.

Sure, You can have the dress.

I'm just interested in the woman.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:42

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

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# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:43

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:45

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Tricky D posted:

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Godzilla?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:45

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Why is what I'm guessing is a gossip blog tweeting about a hot teacher, was someone complaining about her being too hot on the Internet and if so why

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:45

toxicitysquared: Nov 12, 2007; Jiggled Again

loquacius posted:

Why is what I'm guessing is a gossip blog tweeting about a hot teacher, was someone complaining about her being too hot on the Internet and if so why

bossip = black gossip

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:46

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Tricky D posted:

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one time i got offered tango lessons by a girl that Fucks

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:46

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Mnemosyne posted:

I'm confused about the picture with the jeans; are teachers allowed to wear jeans to school now?

this is you, and you own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_9hYMVVv_Q

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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

jigglemaster7 posted:

bossip = black gossip

ok cool thanks for confirming, why does anyone care though, was the gossip column just "look at this hot teacher" or were people Very Concerned that she'd cause an early sexual awakening in nine-year-olds everywhere

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:48

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