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toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007


Jiggled Again


ive been with my current gf for 8 months





ask me anything

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resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

I think you've covered most of it. Very thorough. Good Job. If we have any questions, just add a tab to your document.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007



Ramrod XTreme

almost entirely white.. wow.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



i don't see anything

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007


Jiggled Again


Gaunab posted:

i don't see anything

imgur was down for me so i had to use tinypic sorry

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time


poor haily bain

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Keep on keeping on.


This isn't... real, is it? If so, you really need to mix up the race category every now and then, you loving racist

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



i don't even know that many white girls, you should move somewhere more diverse

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe


ChaoticNeutral is a real race tho soz

my bat mitzvah ROCKED
Mar 13, 2002

We're still wearing the fucking hats!


im the drunk lays that can't be remembered and poo poo is labeled n/a

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe


obviously that isnt a racist acronym on the off chance and just means north america right

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


jigglemaster7 posted:

imgur was down for me so i had to use tinypic sorry

tiny pic works considering the list is 0 kilabytes

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

why are all your boyfriends so short

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Which half of Anj was white?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Your next post will be "im gay"


Illegal Hen

lebaness isn't a race its a sexual orientation dumbass

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe


whoflungpoop posted:

why are all your boyfriends so short

men are naturally ré tarded

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

Hibernate!!




*puts on virtual reality gloves and collates your data with finger gestures like in Minority Report* Meta-analysis suggests ur a fuccboi op

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo


1982 Subaru Brat posted:

*puts on virtual reality gloves and collates your data with finger gestures like in Minority Report* Meta-analysis suggests ur a fuccboi op

same but like johnny mnemonic

edit: i got the cure for NAS (no asian sex)

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Man breaking up with Sharon obviously hosed you up bad, you forgot how to spell brunette and started thinking someone named "Agnes" could be wife material.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

You could definitely have gotten your rear end numbers up with some non-whites. Also, might want to get yourself checked out if you haven't already. Nice fake spreadsheet though

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


1982 Subaru Brat posted:

*puts on virtual reality gloves and collates your data with finger gestures like in Minority Report* Meta-analysis suggests ur a fuccboi op

im judging him but from the perspective of the lawn mower man in the last 25 minutes or so of the film

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Ghost Rider Suicide "Elysium", "Honor Him", "Now We Are Free"

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Why do all of the girls you bang have so many boobs?

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Apparently you are 5'2" and crazy, spreadsheet checks out.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Pro tip next time you make up a spreadsheet perhaps try not to claim that you have hosed 50 white girls and yet only had one bad blowjob.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

impressive






























NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Is this a fantasy roleplaying thread?

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


cmndstab posted:

Pro tip next time you make up a spreadsheet perhaps try not to claim that you have hosed 50 white girls and yet only had one bad blowjob.

Bad BJs are pretty common you would never guess how many people overstep their blow jobbery sKILLz. Some people like it especially native and free. Proud wolves ;"[

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Chinatown posted:

impressive






























NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Savage

Exploding Computer
Oct 6, 2006


Fun Shoe

Hmm the only one who was "wife material" also wouldn't have sex with you. Crazy coincidence!

edit: Aw poo poo, didn't see the second page. Point still stands.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

No don't forget there was also another one he hosed over 200 times in one year while also sleeping with like 20 other women.


OP you should also add in a column for how expertly you munched the rug. Plus a Y/N column for the red wings IFYWIM

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009


Alright... Chad

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013



How was your family life, growing up, OP?

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007


Jiggled Again


The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

How was your family life, growing up, OP?

single mom, good relationship

dad fled country to avoid child support

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

jigglemaster7 posted:

ive been with my current gf for 8 months





ask me anything

Is this a lie.
I think this is a lie

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



My spreadsheet is identical except it's all the women who find me disgusting.
Now that I think of it, my list is much longer.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007


Jiggled Again


Inzombiac posted:

My spreadsheet is identical except it's all the women who find me disgusting.
Now that I think of it, my list is much longer.

if you need some advice feel free to pm me

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Is this a lie.
I think this is a lie

Use your POWER WORDS joe rogaine.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001


you forgot the dick size column, op

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LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe


bew bew pee column too

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