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my bat mitzvah ROCKED
Mar 13, 2002

We're still wearing the fucking hats!


jigglemaster7 posted:


dad fled country to avoid child support

no it was probably to avoid your mom and you

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

LT56 posted:

Use your POWER WORDS joe rogaine.

you are the weirdest motherfucker on this site right now

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

vols bitch posted:

no it was probably to avoid your mom and you

ouch

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you are the weirdest motherfucker on this site right now

haha f33l bad for that guy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



SatansChoice posted:

haha f33l bad for that guy

no dont

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007


something about this threesome is not adding up

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



OP while conducting his research:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

SatansChoice posted:

haha f33l bad for that guy

i didn't say it was a bad thing

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



how many illegitimate children have you sired

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe


hth posted:

no dont

too bad ;(

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

Son of Rodney posted:

OP while conducting his research:



japanese spaceman

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

i would like to spread a layer of hot, thick sheet on your face OP

sent a PM

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



jigglemaster7 posted:

if you need some advice feel free to pm me

How do I put my peenor in a vagoober?
Do I fold it in half and shove? I don't have enough to fold all the way.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

i would like to spread a layer of hot, thick sheet on your face OP

sent a PM
pretty sure hes involed with that video game

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

funny enough ops mom tax return is a record of every guy she banged

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe


jackyl posted:

funny enough ops mom tax return is a record of every guy she banged

One day us ribbits will revolt against our robot overlords

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

funny enough ops mom tax return is a record of every guy she banged

mine too, but it only has my dad

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

mine too, but it only has my dad

My whole life is recorded (retarded) online so wat?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

LT56 posted:

My whole life is recorded (retarded) online so wat?

please post the recording

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


how many venereal diseases did you contract? or were they all while you were in high school?

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe


jackyl posted:

please post the recording

dick wizard
Oct 18, 2012


Christ could you at least format this as a table so it's easier to read?

Edit: also thanks for keeping tab 2 and 3 in there. Not lazy or sloppy at all. Oh and one last thing and this is why I'm copying your manager, DO NOT EVER SEND ME SCREEN SHOTS OF A SPREADSHEET TO WORK OFF OF AGAIN. THIS GOES FOR EVERYONE IN YOUR DEPT

dick wizard fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Sep 15, 2016

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

LT56 posted:

My whole life is recorded (retarded) online so wat?

make more sense when you post

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...php?t=172425183

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

pretty sure hes involed with that video game

Why make people into bideo game tho? 42? *beep boop*

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


how many did you get pregnant and also i'll want some data on miscarriages/abortions/fleeing the state

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe


did u ever threaten or facially scar a girl named sue. ? . is always a good column

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

SatansChoice posted:

Why make people into bideo game tho? 42? *beep boop*

involved like he helped make it

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


Shredded Hen

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

Screw you OP, ain't nobody gonna change my avatar.



Look at this fag having sex with women. Real men meet up on craigslist to celebrate eachother's strength OP.

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

involved like he helped make it

well whatever i want my memory skillz back so gently caress it all

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

SatansChoice posted:

well whatever i want my memory skillz back so gently caress it all

I'm half drunk so I can't give you too much poo poo

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009


cmndstab posted:

Pro tip next time you make up a spreadsheet perhaps try not to claim that you have hosed 50 white girls and yet only had one bad blowjob.

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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004



Hair Elf

If you've really busted inside that many girls, welp, congrats on secret fatherhood.

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