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SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe
she was a good boy and did everything perfect except for dying.

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
worst card cheat I ever saw

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


What an idiot!

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe
She was into this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwd1uWzg_A
and this band
being played at once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNO9gGqsSN4

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

He is dead, and now we're all gay.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
dead gay so what

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
he was gay and had a kid now he's dead his name was sid

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe

Sid Vicious posted:

he was gay and had a kid now he's dead his name was sid

children are the real killers its true

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Couldn't finish that last post.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

his name was justin and he died just in the nick of time eyyyyy

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I was just sayin' how much we was needin' a figurine.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
~Everyone needs someone to keep time of the music~

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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He died

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
What a relief.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Here lies Kuato, he sure did enjoy hookers, beer and gambling

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Here lies Hector
He always scored

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
*tinks the intro to tool's song 'eulogy' on a nearby beer bottle*

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

'This man did not wash his anus thoroughly enough.'

Bert Roberge fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Sep 15, 2016

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Drad_Bert was here

krusty.jpg

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

JiveHonky posted:

krusty.jpg

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
He still owes people lots of money

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

free drad

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Souled out.

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Rivethead always said that life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. This is why his life was poo poo.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
"He died as he lived, at the strip club"

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

He'll never be the head of a major corporation

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
dead gay, so what

edit: gently caress beaten

EugeneJ fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Sep 15, 2016

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe
dare's answer to everything was popularizing witch house

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

my body is failing

these burgs are still grilling

this klown

is down

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
ya know when I was a kid there was only one stage in my small town. It was at the funeral home, it had enough seating to host events, the proper environment, a flock of people would certainly be there. I saw my first magic show there. I was so astounded by the tricks I myself desperately wanted to be a magician. I collected all the stuff all the props and gadgets, and soon the hand gestures and movements then the patter, then the humor, then the audience and following, and then the sense of wonder filled in between. I practiced it everyday and my best friend helped me out, as my assistant. We were very close and had grown up together. We being the same age, and I being an only child I had grown very close to her, I though to of her as my own sister. Anyway as I practiced for my first big gig, the big event that would take me away from the small town and give me a mass of minds to control, my assistant, she contracted meningitis and died. In three days it happened, a sick cough, slight fever Friday, and dead by Monday. The helicopter landed right on my lawn to take off.
They hosted her funeral right on that very stage I learned my magic tricks.
How grim, how gruesome, how unamazing life was. A sick absurd joke. I dropped my wizard hat and wand right there.
This speech is definitely about religion and not really something that happened to me, or maybe it did gently caress you I'm dead anyway.

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
I may be gone, but Rock and Roll lives on.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
dead gay so what

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
look behind you!


made you look, haha

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
....who?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
fun fact, eulogies used to be inscribed on giant logs, hence the term 'eul log' (commonly misspelled 'yule')

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
he was a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and his butt smelled and he liked to kiss my own butt

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
peperony and chease is bad for you

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Died loving 4 big tittied ladies

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

does anyone know who this guy is?

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