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Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Yo-yo. :allears:

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Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Mack has the best face.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Fitz has the proper reaction, really.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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I love the constant hatred towards the bureaucracy of security in New-SHIELD, and the sheer quantity of it.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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This has definitely been another amazing season premier. Hit the ground running and hasn't stopped.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Daisy bustin' out a Quake Kick. Nice.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Cast in the name of God, ye not Guilty. As determined by the god damned Ghost Rider.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Mack's going to need a ghostbuster gun. With an axe.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Mage_Boy posted:

Maybe just a proton axe

Could work if it's like the goofy energy axe Optimus Prime had sometimes in the G1 cartoon. Mackimus Prime in the house.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Charles Gnarwin posted:

Daisy loving with Robbie is great.

Getting back to her social engineering her way around is pretty fun, yeah.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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I'm already hoping that Phil crushes in his ribcage with his robot hand. How insufferably corporate.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Shotgun axe. :allears:

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Coulson's ability to talk down crazy is legendary.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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achillesforever6 posted:

Oh god Mack is going to turn into Dr. Manhattan

Dr. Mackhattan.

Also it seems Phil's attempts to talk down Crazy have failed. Of course he can't defeat May grade crazy. Nothing can defeat May.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Don't think you need to worry about them hurting her, Phil.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Well. Uh.

poo poo.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Hi Robbie.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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AngryFitz is the best Fitz.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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T'gently caress.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Aw poo poo. The Quake'n'Rider Power Hour is go.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Bruceski posted:

Pasty geek Shield agent is still a Shield agent.

Season 1 Fitz was still on the green/timid side as far as actual agent/field work. He probably would poo poo himself if he saw what a god damned badass he turned into over the course of seasons 2, 3, and now 4.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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twistedmentat posted:

Yea, I am totally fine with accepting this was some kind of dampener rather than any kind of EMP pulse in a traditional sense. Plus AoS does follow comic rules.

Did they ever say where the advanced weapons the Watchdogs had came from? Based on Luke Cage, I'd bet it will be shown to be Hammer.

With the way they showed they showed the effected areas to be some sort of bizarre non-standard geometric shape for each area it was pretty clearly not a proper EMP, that was just their best guess at what the hell it was. To actually bother thinking on it, it was probably something that tapped into the local power supply to gently caress with voltage and current flow or something equally goofy. Having to follow existing power infrastructure and having a set length of line it can effect things along is the only reasonable explanation for the map of areas effected. But that's putting an awful lot of thought into what was probably just "magical comicbook electricity negation pulse bomb" in the script. And yeah, it was probably Hammer that supplied the weapons. Hell, probably supplied the devices too.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

Oh god why does it burn?!
gently caress you Australian Gambit.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Ghost Rider's not impressed by the knock-off.

And just no-sold the gently caress out of him.

Show him how a flaming chain works, Robbie!

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Yesss. More Shotgun Axe.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Aaaahahaha. Colson, your plan may have just backfired.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Aaahahaha. "You said alive, right?"

He says, dragging his limp rear end out by a chain. Then unwrapping and keeping the chain.

I think he likes it.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Colson having to go into Dad mode to make the kids settle down and behave.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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God drat it Coulson. You don't get to make jokes about starting a co-op for former dead people. Bad Coulson. Bad.

And aaahahahaha. Simmons just immediately realizing Ada is an android.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Mace is bein' a bit of a bitch.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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More drat Star Wars references. Lawlp.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Mace did nothing wrong. Maybe Coulson should stop being the bitch.

I don't know. Sending off Simmons and boarding the U.S.S. Son of Cohl to try and take Daisy and Ghost Rider seem like the sort of thing a bitch would do.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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BrianWilly posted:

Oh poo poo other Ghost Rider

gently caress yeah.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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That's an appropriately "oh gently caress he's telling the truth" face.

Aaaahahhaa. "Hail Satan!"

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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"Who names these things? Focus groups for evil things?"

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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"Like the angel." "No. The other one."

Hail Satan indeed.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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twistedmentat posted:

Mack with the line of the night again.

But drat, seeing Blaze for that second was amazing. And yea, Blackout is the best guess for what Eli became.

While Mack's line was drat good, the conversation regarding whether Robbie is telling the truth about who/what he is and if he can get out of the containment cell is pretty drat high up there for the entire show. Seriously, we need "He's making a pretty good argument for 'Hail Satan!'" as the thread title.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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OB_Juan posted:

So is Nick Cage gonna be on SHIELD later?

It's not like he doesn't need the money.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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counterfeitsaint posted:

That better happen. At least a quinnjet.

Man. If this season doesn't end with a flaming Quinjet slaming nose-first into the season's big bad while Robbie (ghost) rides atop it all the way down I'm going to be disappointed.

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Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

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Phylodox posted:

I like Gotham.

Gotham got a lot more fun when they decided to go full Got-Ham and realized they were a comic book show, not a police procedural flimsily set in a comic book world.

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