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Jello pool?
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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


you think you could swim out or would you just get stuck and drown ( in jello) makes you think

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

drak cornfields of the earht, my dearest moths

no

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

I would try and dig strategic air pockets into the jello pool with a giant spoon in case things got a little tight. Champagne grape pro tier choice for flavour.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK


Just eat the jello if you go in it and you would be ok.

Voted Diveto becuase he would eat the jello for sure.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


I am building a base for my evil empire and thought this would be a good trap. so idk i think you would sink to the bottom and die.



- GBS KING

Tim_the_Enchanter
May 27, 2013



It might depend on where the pool is. Outside, the sun would cook the top layer and make it rubbery, just like grandma's catfood jello.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Tim_the_Enchanter posted:

It might depend on where the pool is. Outside, the sun would cook the top layer and make it rubbery, just like grandma's catfood jello.

it would be put under a trap door,



-GBS KING

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




is their an option for me to be your administrations Secretary of defence?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


The Bananana posted:

is their an option for me to be your administrations Secretary of defence?

yes if you fill out the paper work send me 25 bucks in processing i can get your name in the hat when i pick jobs for GBS administration




-GBS KING

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK


I still think you'd need to test this exhaustively using a range of people because I think a fat person could eat a LOT of jello so maybe make the pool deeper?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Smash it Smash hit posted:

yes if you fill out the paper work send me 25 bucks in processing i can get your name in the hat when i pick jobs for GBS administration




-GBS KING

As sec of Defence, I consider this post an act of aggression.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



makes u sink...

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


amityville anus posted:

makes u sink...

Woah. noice.

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe


Smash it Smash hit posted:

yes if you fill out the paper work send me 25 bucks in processing i can get your name in the hat when i pick jobs for GBS administration




-GBS KING

Drunk with power, Jerry begins a posting spree!!!!

Anyway I would like to be gbs Receiver of Wreck could we make that so?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014



Slow day selling lamps or have you given yourself the day off now you're your own boss?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Theophany posted:

Slow day selling lamps or have you given yourself the day off now you're your own boss?

Sold all out of lamps!!!! Didn't expect it, have a new shipment coming soon I hope, I hate to see the faces on the children when they realize I am out of lamps

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


I'm thinking cherry would be best since it looks like blood!!!!


GBS KING

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

Sold all out of lamps!!!! Didn't expect it, have a new shipment coming soon I hope, I hate to see the faces on the children when they realize I am out of lamps

Man you really need to keep on top of your inventory, are you hiring? I'd always been interested in being a purchasing manager for a lamp seller.

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe


Smash it Smash hit posted:

Sold all out of lamps!!!! Didn't expect it, have a new shipment coming soon I hope, I hate to see the faces on the children when they realize I am out of lamps

I'm starting to wonder if you made the lamps out of the faces of children. Well the lampshades anyway.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


im gonna pee in the pool

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Theophany posted:

Man you really need to keep on top of your inventory, are you hiring? I'd always been interested in being a purchasing manager for a lamp seller.

Yeah I guess I underestimated the growth of the emporium!!!! I'm not a businessman I just love lamps!

We are hiring please..... Enlighten me on why we should add you to the family



GBS KING

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


do you ever swim behind someone in the pool and gag a little when water get in ur mouth

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

Yeah I guess I underestimated the growth of the emporium!!!! I'm not a businessman I just love lamps!

We are hiring please..... Enlighten me on why we should add you to the family



GBS KING

Well I'm unemployed, so I can start right away. I can also count, so I can count how many lamps we have and how many we need to get in stock and getting this job would be like getting a wish from a genie after rubbing his lamp

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Nation posted:

do you ever swim behind someone in the pool and gag a little when water get in ur mouth

No




GBS KING

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Theophany posted:

Well I'm unemployed, so I can start right away. I can also count, so I can count how many lamps we have and how many we need to get in stock and getting this job would be like getting a wish from a genie after rubbing his lamp

You're hired!!!!!!'nnnnn




The genie bit sold me


GBS KING

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

An aspic pool would be a better security measure because it's like jello, but gross.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


ProfessorMurder posted:

An aspic pool would be a better security measure because it's like jello, but gross.

I have an endorsement deal in trying to get this done on the cheap!



GBS KING

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


you would need some impressive temperature control and a consistent density of jello mix for a pool of jello sounds like a great vanity project for a clown to worry about while gbs starves

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

You're hired!!!!!!'nnnnn




The genie bit sold me


GBS KING

I appreciate that lamp-based puns are very important to the working environment here.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


One time I went to a jello wrestling match at a bar and they put some fat chick up against a thin cute girl. Well, that fat girl just crushed the hell out of that poor normie and she ran off stage and through the bar crying.

She looked pretty high maintenance and it was just a little jello so she was fine. I think she was embarassed getting man handled by a fatty.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Nation posted:

you would need some impressive temperature control and a consistent density of jello mix for a pool of jello sounds like a great vanity project for a clown to worry about while gbs starves

Don't worry about that cha cha


GBS KING

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



i always thought it would be cool to snort a fat line of cocaine off of a big block of jello. The flavour doesn't matter because cocaine makes me colorblind.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I think you would fall to the bottom and suffocate. Sounds like a terrible idea all around.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


amityville anus posted:

i always thought it would be cool to snort a fat line of cocaine off of a big block of jello. The flavour doesn't matter because cocaine makes me colorblind.

That won't get you an endorsement , trust me




GBS KING

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Hector Beerlioz posted:

I think you would fall to the bottom and suffocate. Sounds like a terrible idea all around.

Not if its a trap!!!!


GBS KING

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


whatever, its ur funeral

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013



Fun Shoe

Umm wouldn't a person just tear through the jello, get hurt when they land on the bottom, and then suffocate when they're unable to move in any direction?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Marshall Louis posted:

Umm wouldn't a person just tear through the jello, get hurt when they land on the bottom, and then suffocate when they're unable to move in any direction?

That's the question I need answered!


GBS KING

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


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Marshall Louis posted:

Umm wouldn't a person just tear through the jello, get hurt when they land on the bottom, and then suffocate when they're unable to move in any direction?

Yes, that's what would happen. Basically your would die in agony and terror.

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Dave_Indeed posted:

One time I went to a jello wrestling match at a bar and they put some fat chick up against a thin cute girl. Well, that fat girl just crushed the hell out of that poor normie and she ran off stage and through the bar crying.

She looked pretty high maintenance and it was just a little jello so she was fine. I think she was embarassed getting man handled by a fatty.

Fat chick sounds fun as hell

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