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# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:21 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 10:12 |
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the shaggar bug child
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:26 |
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like combining turds and dirt
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 00:11 |
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3 billion devices run java? that's terrifying
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:42 |
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Suspicious posted:3 billion devices run java? that's terrifying yeah, but it's been that way for awhile. the number hasn't been going up either.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:37 |
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it's kind of like those old mcdonalds signs that told you how many millions of hamburgers were sold
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:38 |
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they named a computer language after a word for coffee
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:44 |
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it was going to be called oak because the dude who made it had a big oak he could see from his office window, but it was already taken. so he went for coffee and he called it java
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:48 |
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i don't see what java or php has to do with javascript developers (the web problem).
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:51 |
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Suspicious posted:3 billion devices run java? that's terrifying One of the guys at work says that Java gives you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:53 |
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Suspicious posted:3 billion devices run java? that's terrifying akadajet posted:it's kind of like those old mcdonalds signs that told you how many millions of hamburgers were sold That's a typo in a starbucks ad. It should read that they sold 3 billion cups of coffee - all with different silly-sounding names.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:56 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:58 |
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Interesting fact about coffee: After multi-hour boughts of intense brain thinking/usage, the brain loses interest and wants to stop caring about the work thats going on. But caffeine reinvigorates it, bringing it back to peak interest mode. So if you drink coffee, you're being tricked into working harder. That's why a lot of offices add free coffee/snacks for the fatass devs.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:59 |
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Suspicious posted:it was going to be called oak because the dude who made it had a big oak he could see from his office window, but it was already taken. so he went for coffee and he called it java What if he called it the N word?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:59 |
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I drink coffee exclusively for my sustenance. You should see how thin I am.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:00 |
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tumor looking batty posted:What if he called it the N word? you can write neurotypical here, yospos is a safe space
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:26 |
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Interesting fact about coffee: After multi-hour boughts of intense brain thinking/usage, the brain loses interest and wants to stop caring about the work thats going on. But caffeine reinvigorates it, bringing it back to peak interest mode. So if you drink coffee, you're being tricked into working harder. That's why a lot of offices add free coffee/snacks for the fatass devs. i am scared
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:32 |
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free office coffee is usually really awful tasting
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 07:14 |
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Suspicious posted:it was going to be called oak because the dude who made it had a big oak he could see from his office window, but it was already taken. so he went for coffee and he called it java
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 07:42 |
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tumor looking batty posted:they named a computer language after a word for coffee php is a funny name for coffee
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 07:54 |
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java is an island
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 08:35 |
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dont talk to me until ive had my morning coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 10:10 |
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I don't even drink coffee
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 10:14 |
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php is the web problem
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 17:42 |
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watch this thread next tuesday for live posts from javaone
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 17:55 |
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Interesting fact about coffee: After multi-hour boughts
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 17:59 |
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kind of want to invent a programming language called javascriptscript which is totally unrelated to either javascript or java, like a derivative of piet or something
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:00 |
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qntm posted:kind of want to invent a programming language called javascriptscript which is totally unrelated to either javascript or java, like a derivative of piet or something ephpresso
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:01 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:One of the guys at work says that Java gives you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:25 |
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qntm posted:kind of want to invent a programming language called javascriptscript which is totally unrelated to either javascript or java, like a derivative of piet or something why half rear end it? just name it pythonscript and base it off php except you need to compile it. also it cant run in a browser
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:29 |
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doesnt php stand for personal home page
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:37 |
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Suspicious posted:it was going to be called oak because the dude who made it had a big oak he could see from his office window, but it was already taken. so he went for coffee and he called it java [computer guy looking around office] im going to call this programming language i invented.... desk.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:40 |
George posted:doesnt php stand for personal home page it stands for php hypertext processor
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:43 |
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OK my new programming language is going to be QHP, which stands for QHP: Hypertext Preprocessor
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:47 |
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my bitter bi rival posted:[computer guy looking around office] im going to call this programming language i invented.... desk. wait, desk is too old school, this is new techology. an automatic desk
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:49 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:it stands for php hypertext processor which expands to `personal home page hypertext processor` which also means `magic the gathering online exchange`
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 19:19 |
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Pretty Hate Processor
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 19:48 |
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PHP stands for "pphhhhhhhhhhhhhhpppt", a fartign noise
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:48 |
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for about 10 years our company homepage had java applet that did nothing but play a slideshow because some god damned webdev confused java with javascript
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:58 |
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Hammerite posted:PHP stands for "pphhhhhhhhhhhhhhpppt", a fartign noise php: silent but deadly
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