I'm not saying Java sucks

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > I'm not saying Java sucks

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Suspicious posted:

it was going to be called oak because the dude who made it had a big oak he could see from his office window, but it was already taken. so he went for coffee and he called it java

then he traveled across state lines to molest a child from a chatroom who turned out to be an fbi agent and escaped conviction by agreeing to janitor the fbi's computers

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jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Gazpacho posted:

like is this guy totally stupid or does he just not think about the words coming out of his mouth, how can anyone say that the most anal retentive PL in general use "gives you rope"

well it doesn't give you wood

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 06:24

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