I'm not saying Java sucks

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Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 17:42

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:02

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

watch this thread next tuesday for live posts from javaone

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 17:55

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Citizen Tayne posted:

One of the guys at work says that Java gives you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot.

this used to be said about C and if you gently caress up despite having safe pointers and managed memory maybe you shouldnt be programming ?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 18:25

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 19:48

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Citizen Tayne posted:

One of the guys at work says that Java gives you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot.

like is this guy totally stupid or does he just not think about the words coming out of his mouth, how can anyone say that the most anal retentive PL in general use "gives you rope"

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 05:28

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Gazpacho posted:

watch this thread next tuesday for live posts from javaone

protip: if you find yourself considering a visit to javaone know that it is a very different gig from WWDC, the developer sessions are all outsourced and underscheduled (there are gaps where you have nothing to do but wander around the vendor farm) and oracle exercises apparently no quality control over them

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 23:48

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

like the session i just got out of was on container orchestration and it was all the presenter banging commands into his terminal window without explanation, and then at the end he ran some containerized services on a raspberry pi cluster, well gee that's very clever but it's not what devs do for money

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 23:54

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Jonny 290 posted:

dont show how to do it on AWS, nobody would ever want to know how to do that for a job

do it on a cluster of things you bought at microcenter. all flapping around with USB hubs and poo poo plugged into the wall. Do that instead.

He did deploy some poo poo into google cloud but obviously he needed a big finish to use up the time he saved by giggling about each command instead of explaining it

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 02:39

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

The theme for this year's javaone was "how java ee 8 will finally make third party java service frameworks obsolete (when it's released)"

Also "java in the :yayclod:

" which is funny because I remember Ellison giving a keynote about 7 years ago that started off "lol nobody even knows what the cloud is"

Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Sep 21, 2016

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 02:50

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

akadajet posted:

they still don't

Wrong, it's a miserable pile of servers

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 04:20

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

update: basically everyone who attended J1 from my office agrees it was a waste of time, in one case a presenter was scheduled an hour to speak and he let everyone out after half, guess he didn't have any clever hacks to show off ?

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 19:47

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

javac is still the simcity transportation adviser of compilers

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 22:24

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:02

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

i somehow like this analogy despite not getting it at all

YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE EXCEPTIONS! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 19:57

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