I'm not saying Java sucks

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > I'm not saying Java sucks

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

tumor looking batty posted:

they named a computer language after a word for coffee

php is a funny name for coffee

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ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

Gazpacho posted:

update: basically everyone who attended J1 from my office agrees it was a waste of time, in one case a presenter was scheduled an hour to speak and he let everyone out after half, guess he didn't have any clever hacks to show off ?

raspberry pi cluster guy vindicated

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 21:34

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

flakeloaf posted:

final int barf

if (something)
barf = 1;
else
barf = 2 OH NO YOU CANT DO THIS YOU'VE ALREADY SET BARF TO SOMETHING

java

nuh uh

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 21:36

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