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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


"the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a bad woman with a gun" - retarded fauxmenists

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


a bone to pick posted:

leftists seem like violent bigots, speaking as a centrist.


I get why it might appear this way, but the fact of the matter is if you're trying to create an inclusive culture it is necessary to exclude people who exclude others for exclusive reasons

invalid reason to exclude someone: he's peacefully practicing [religion]!
invalid reason to exclude someone: he's peacefully celebrating [culture]!
acting upon invalid reason: violence

valid reason to exclude someone: they're doing one of the above
valid reason to exclude someone: violence, whatever reason
acting upon valid reason: just force

hope my pricks huge

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


we should make a re-education camp for socialism

specifically, you get an education about communism, socialism, anarchism, workers rights etc, but after you learn all that poo poo you have to live in the camp for like 5 years before you get out of your marxoteen phase

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


its really too bad critical theory is so deeply dialectically linked to marxoteenism because man, it really sucks living in a world that literally went to war with a bunch of ideas one of which was critical thinking

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


going to war against an idea is an excellent strategy because you can quickly and easily dehumanize anybody who is against you

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


Cake Smashing Boob posted:

I'm p sure I could pick two better candidates out of a crowd at random

any crowd

guy in crowd 2016

but putin!

okay bernie 2016

but putin!


okay trump 2016

but putin!


i'm not gonna vote hillary

but trump!

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot





do you hear the people sing?
singing the song of angry men
it is the music of a people
who will not be cucked again

when the beating of your heart
echoes the beating of your meat
there is a life about to start
when this jerkwad cums

dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Sep 17, 2016

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


i'm so depressed. i have all this evidence of wrongdoing on hillary's behalf and it just makes me so sad. i feel like i want to shoot myself in the back of the head 5 times

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

I mean this poo poo at the end just shows what he's all about.

Someone dig up a bunch of DND posts from 2007 about how obama would use his last days in office to fix everything "5th dimensional chess"

he opened up the 5th dimension alright, but it just turned into a wormhole all his campaign financiers can come through hellboy style

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


gently caress obama that dirty millionaire never even put single payer on the table

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


Roylicious posted:

Maybe look up the definition of the word there guy. If the USA says 'we can sue SA in private for their actions against us' then what prevents European countries from jumping on that wagon and letting their citizens sue the USA in international courts for causing the refugee crisis or whatever else?

same thing that stopped the supreme court from unenforcing the indian removal act

HOT STEEL

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


our president is the CIA anyway, as a country we're led around by our intelligence community, even when that enmires us in long counterproductive wars

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


Roylicious posted:

And I don't like HRC. I'm simply saying Obama is not some mastermind sellout corporatist and it is true that he faced unprecedented opposition from the GOP in nearly every single thing he tried to do. Saying 'nuh uh he controlled both houses and got nothing done!' just makes normal people at you.

Now you're insulting him more, because what savvy ex-senator wouldn't know the most basic bargaining tactic? You ask for full communism so you can settle for single payer.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


my fellow americans, i assure you that i am not corrupt, or inept, i am in fact so desperate to cement any kind of legacy that I will happily piecemeal an individual mandate bill that really can only get better

i mean, just look at all of our other fantastic, longstanding, undiminished social safety nets. there is simply no way this can go wrong. There's no way that this might ever devolve into a situation where the individual mandate has only increased the bargaining power of the insurers, despite their K street offices.

I assure you, my fellow americans, that the limited access you have to your legislators will actually work to your benefit, because now that you're legally obligated to form a relationship with one of these entities, they have nothing more to gain, and will certainly not gouge its captive marketplace.

Thank you, good night, and god bless america

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


remember when the dept. of homeland security worked with governors for a nationwide crackdown against the occupy wall street movement

i mean, they obviously weren't offering any revolutionary ideas besides the idea of revolution, but still that crackdown was pretty heinous

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


that obstinate douchebag bluster really didnt work out for the republican party. they got a bunch of antivaxxing freemen on the land shoved up their keisters and then trump lmao

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


BORN 2 RULE
YOURE REPUBLIC A poo poo
638,438,134,195 DEAD PROLES
KILL EM ALL 2016

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


Roylicious posted:

Just set up your options straddles and drink a lot. It's working out alright for me I suppose although there's a lot of hipster california IPAs making their way over here which I don't like.


e: \/\/\/ I'd buy that shirt

i actually do print shirts, you want a custom dookifex?


guaranteed to be made in my garage with a silkscreen from a dumpster

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


lol alright i'll make up a sample

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


dookifex_maximus posted:

BORN 2 RULE
YOURE REPUBLIC A poo poo
638,438,134,195 DEAD PROLES
KILL EM ALL 2016




Roylicious posted:

I'd buy that shirt


I'm for real doing at least one of these shirts, i even got all my screenprinting stuff out of storage

i pm'd both the above quoted posters i might even be able to add a graphic if any make sense, when the time comes i'll probably go through etsy

dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Sep 21, 2016

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


seriously folks, if nobody wants any i might have to kill myself with a rifle from 30 yards away

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


cold_open.txt

EXT. MY FRONT PORCH - DAY

Investigator STEPHENS squats down beside his partner Investigator MACHIO and VICTIM's body. The house is a smoking heap and the debris field implies explosives.

STEPHENS posted:

Ha, looks like someone put him up to it.

STEPHENS deftly appears to find an undamaged Saudi Arabian passport amongst the charred remains and holds it up to be seen.

MACHIO posted:

Good catch. Looks like we're headed back into Afghanistan.

CUT TO:
TITLE SEQUENCE

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


Yea I agree none of those would have happened, but a Romney presidency would have been funhouse mirror crazy land. Mormons are like a force of nature that exists outside the given paradigm, and perhaps the fact that he was the frontrunner in the elections only foreshadowed the trump presidency in a real way. No one can predict what a Romney presidency would have been like. It's a mercy for us that he didn't actually win because a lot of LDS dirty laundry would have gotten aired, and the poo poo people know about mormons from the south park guys is just the tip of the iceberg.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


cuck cuck im gay posted:

1) passing gay marriage country-wide

all that other poo poo was just market-friendly bandaids on a broken system but man, if you're placing your faith in the power of the supreme court you're as dumb as the indians were when they signed those treaties

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


*tries and fails to kick a field goal into another timeline*

poo poo man somebody moved the goalposts into the hypothetical in a bad way

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


OBOMBAS 4TH DIMENSION CHESS AT IT AGAIN

cant wait for the extralegal slayings to pay off *rubs hands together furiously*

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