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Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

a bone to pick posted:

Tomorrow's headlines: James Asher found dead at the bottom of a river, cops rule suicide.

Coroners report indicates that he smacked himself around with a pipe wrench then pulled out his own nails. Afterwards, he poured gasoline over himself, set himself on fire, shot himself twice in the back of the head, then chopped his body up into little pieces and placed them into trash bags, which he tossed into river. Likely explanations are suicide or sex thing gone wrong.

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