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what % of men in public bathrooms wash hands please be honest i am curious
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Sep 16, 2016 18:41
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Weener Beater posted:Ugh. The gym I use is filled with old men. They use the blow dryers to dry off their balls and rear end cracks, blowing feces particles, crabs and god knows what all over the locker room. The worst is when they douse their junk with baby powder and use the dryer. Blows a cloud of that noxious poo poo everywhere Hell yeah, that's what I'm all about. Strutting naked in the L room.
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Sep 16, 2016 18:46
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whoflungpoop posted:what % of men in public bathrooms wash hands please be honest i am curious We wash each others hands.
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Sep 16, 2016 18:48
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a bone to pick posted:lol how everybody is looking at the guy taking a picture like "what the gently caress are you doing?" ya its actually pretty hosed up to take pictures of people taking a piss even if they are famous taking cameras out in public restrooms good way to get your rear end stomped
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Sep 16, 2016 18:53
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whoflungpoop posted:what % of men in public bathrooms wash hands please be honest i am curious we just rinse our hands off with the hose between our legs
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Sep 16, 2016 18:56
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reallivedinosaur posted:ya its actually pretty hosed up to take pictures of people taking a piss even if they are famous in this case the guy probably ran out afterwards and no one could chase him down because they got comically stuck trying to exit the bathroom with their segways
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Sep 16, 2016 18:58
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emoji posted:That style is normal in the US also and probably everywhere else as well. Really normal? Because I've never seen them. Maybe it only exists on camping grounds and in the least civilized parts of the US?
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Sep 16, 2016 19:00
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a bone to pick posted:in this case the guy probably ran out afterwards and no one could chase him down because they got comically stuck trying to exit the bathroom with their segways maybe they still got tracked down and are registered sex offenders now, that'd be pretty funny too
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Sep 16, 2016 19:00
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I pissed next to a millionaire yesterday. The CEO of the company came by our office and we happened to piss at the same time. I saw a bunch of higher-ups and executives hanging around the hallway outside the bathroom while I was on my way in for a piss. I walk in and the CEO at the urinals pissing. He was sending mixed signals because he was pissing in the middle urinal, clearly an attempt to establish dominance, but I could hear that his stream was quite weak and anemic. Not sure what to make of him. Pissed next to him without incident. Would have foot-tapped any of the other executives for some HJ action, but I figured I'd leave him alone.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:03
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Well surely you must have gotten a glimpse of his millionaire peener, how big was it?
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Sep 16, 2016 19:09
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a bone to pick posted:Well surely you must have gotten a glimpse of his millionaire peener, how big was it? Didn't risk a peak. Based on the sound of his stream it wouldn't have been very impressive. Or who knows? Maybe he was trying to piss with a gigantic boner. The opportunity is gone 
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Sep 16, 2016 19:12
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just lol if you don't piss straight up in the air, catch it in your mouth, and spit it in the sink like a fish faced fountain
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Sep 16, 2016 19:15
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Really normal? Because I've never seen them. Maybe it only exists on camping grounds and in the least civilized parts of the US? It's cheaper and easier to clean and better for larger crowds, you'll typically see them in stadiums and parks. There's nothing really wrong with the design.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:16
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piss into my butt
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Sep 16, 2016 19:16
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XMNN posted:then i realised the dandy warhols were playing and everything started working it was amazing Dandys rule ok
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Sep 16, 2016 19:21
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whoflungpoop posted:what % of men in public bathrooms wash hands please be honest i am curious based on my informal observations, maybe 50%?
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Sep 16, 2016 19:23
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Zorodius posted:Dandys rule ok thank you for reading my boring story about pissing 
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Sep 16, 2016 19:25
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Zorodius posted:based on my informal observations, maybe 50%? theres a strong possibility theyre just washing them because some one else is watching, the only way to know for sure is to observe them without being observed maybe set up a camera or hide in a bin or something?
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Sep 16, 2016 19:27
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Chinatown posted:piss into my butt can i stick my dick in it first or do i have to aim?
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Sep 16, 2016 19:35
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XMNN posted:theres a strong possibility theyre just washing them because some one else is watching, the only way to know for sure is to observe them without being observed maybe set up a camera or hide in a bin or something?  No one will suspect a thing! e: Couldn't find a urinal costume
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Sep 16, 2016 19:35
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i dont piss on my hands or get piss all over my pants some people apparently do though so i guess they should wash their hands
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Sep 16, 2016 19:36
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At a party, as the cops were breaking it up, I once pissed into a toilet at the same time as a girl was pissing into the same toilet. I consider it my magnum opus.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:40
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guess you could say this guy was pretty PISSED  (british for drunk) 
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Sep 16, 2016 19:47
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reallivedinosaur posted:i dont piss on my hands or get piss all over my pants
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Sep 16, 2016 19:52
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I got a free couple of beers from my local bar by suggesting that they pour the reject ice into the urinals. "Why would we put it there, we pour it into the sink..." "Because then people will pee onto the ice to melt it, instead of missing and pissing on the floor." *Two days later.* "Hey you were right, people piss on the floor way less so they can melt the ice."
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Sep 16, 2016 19:53
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Neurosis posted:at a conference i was at with a lot of senior executives and partners from law firms i got gently caress drunk and at an intermission pulled up to the crowded set of urinals and after unsaddling my genitals tried to break the ice by saying 'so, this is where the big knobs hang out, eh?' no takers, unfortunately A buddy at work once pissed next to me and said what's going on, and I said "got my hands full at the moment" and it was pretty baller what can I say.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:53
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whoflungpoop posted:what % of men in public bathrooms wash hands please be honest i am curious I always wait for an employee to wash my hands, just like the sign says.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:02
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Tyson Tomko posted:got my hands full at the moment holy poo poo...
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Sep 16, 2016 20:09
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haha its almost as if canada is stupider than the states cuz its beta? omg the sacrilege
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Sep 16, 2016 20:10
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This is loving awesome
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Sep 16, 2016 21:29
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Zorodius posted:based on my informal observations, maybe 50%? oh wow thats higher than i would have thought  good for yall
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Sep 16, 2016 21:47
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i think his methodology is flawed i would be impressed if its in the mid thirties low teens if we're talking soap as well
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Sep 16, 2016 22:11
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Zorodius posted:based on my informal observations, maybe 50%? You must piss with pretty scummy people. It's about 95% with my observations.
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Sep 16, 2016 22:17
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Why would you need to wash your hands after taking a piss? Jesus, it's not like there is some magical dick cooties that need to be removed every time you touch your penis.
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Sep 16, 2016 22:21
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yeah and why the gently caress would I need to wash after wiping my rear end? its not like I'm directly touching my butt, that's what the paper is for.
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Sep 16, 2016 22:24
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a bone to pick posted:yeah and why the gently caress would I need to wash after wiping my rear end? its not like I'm directly touching my butt, that's what the paper is for. You consider your dick as unsanitary as literal poo poo? Are you literally diseased or just figuratively?
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Sep 16, 2016 22:26
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im prepared to accept that many penises are relatively clean im just sceptical that they belong to people with that sort of lax attitude to personal hygiene also you should wash your hands frequently anyway to help stop the spread of diseases and because there are some filthy fuckers out there wandering around rubbing their dirty paws all over things
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Sep 16, 2016 22:27
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And why the gently caress would you shower after getting drunk and falling asleep in a pig sty where the pigs spend all night loving your unconscious body and puking on your face? Pigs are just bacons after all! Bacons aren't dirty.
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Sep 16, 2016 22:27
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if u cant be bothered to wash your hands i dont trust you to wash your dick basicaally
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Sep 16, 2016 22:30
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CaptainSarcastic posted:You consider your dick as unsanitary as literal poo poo? Are you literally diseased or just figuratively? wtf dude I was agreeing with you, there's no need to wash your hands ever.
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Sep 16, 2016 22:31
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