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something something about an avocado bruising easily i dunno i don't make those kind of jokes myself
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Sep 16, 2016 18:34
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i relaly wish i could tell yall my pick up line because it is so good but idk i dont want all of you to fall in love with me GBS KING  "and the kingin' is good!"
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Sep 16, 2016 18:34
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We could have won the Vietnam War, let me tell you how.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:01
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FlimFlam Imam posted:We could have won the Vietnam War, let me tell you how. We did win. They loving love us. I'm not even joking. They like Americans a lot; there's numbers to back it up.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:03
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?" ... "LESS THAN YOUR FAT rear end, LARDO" "Lose some weight, tubby, or no man will ever want to touch you."
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Sep 16, 2016 19:03
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Don Tacorleone posted:Yo wtf I ain't no retard, bitch 
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Sep 16, 2016 19:04
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The goon with the grandmas avatar said in one of these threads : "I like your shoes"
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Sep 16, 2016 23:32
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Tell the lady " I DIDNT POOP MY PANTS TODAY"
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Sep 16, 2016 23:51
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Oh man I just told a lady my secret pick up line and got a laid job right there!!! GBs king "And the kingin is good!!!!"
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Sep 16, 2016 23:52
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your hair is beautiful can I smell it?
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Sep 16, 2016 23:55
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only correct answer like I've irl said this line when i was drunk because it's fuckin funny but it has absolutely broken enough ice for me to start makin a charisma smoothie that gets the dick deep within, tappin cervix
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Sep 16, 2016 23:57
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ikanreed posted:Hello there, human female, as a male I have sexual needs and due to your appearance I expect you to fulfill them for me. Easier said than done
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Sep 17, 2016 00:19
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Hey girl, are you retarded? Because i work from home
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Sep 17, 2016 00:20
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I hope you like sloppy seconds cause you're about to get five of them.
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Sep 17, 2016 00:40
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How about 250 for a blowjob?
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Sep 17, 2016 02:48
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"Show me your loving tits, you worthless whore"
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Sep 17, 2016 03:21
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hey babe, my penis size is a statistical outlier
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Sep 17, 2016 03:23
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bleep bloop eat my poop it's real cheap! five cents a scoop
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Sep 17, 2016 05:03
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Garcin posted:hey babe, my penis size is a statistical outlier which way?
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Sep 17, 2016 21:01
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each time you walk past them just whisper "mods knew" a little louder
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Sep 17, 2016 21:16
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Was your dad Puerto Rican? Because you look like poo poo
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Sep 17, 2016 22:07
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Are you the something awful forums? Because I wanna ddos you all night long.
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Sep 17, 2016 23:17
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because it looks like you landed on your face it's gross looking Are you a parking ticket because you seem like a big inconvenience and I don't want to pay any money towards you
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Sep 17, 2016 23:27
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Hey wsup do u want to gently caress?
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Sep 17, 2016 23:28
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For such a fat bitch you sure got some small tits
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Sep 18, 2016 04:18
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I like to use state-of-the-art memes for my pickup lines. The latest ones are all harambe releated.
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Sep 18, 2016 04:35
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hey there. let me propose something to you. i will literally pay you to make love to me.
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Sep 18, 2016 04:49
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Pardon me, ma'am. I offer a glimpse into a potential timeline you may inhabit. Should you join me in holy matrimony and child rearing I will drag our childs iq up and teach them to program computers, so that we may retire comfortably. Choose wisely.
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Sep 18, 2016 05:07
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I'm a GBS mod Ignore the drool
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Sep 18, 2016 05:25
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Girl, have you lost weight? You should let me jam a tube steak down your gullet. Eyyyy gabagool. 
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Sep 18, 2016 05:47
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emoji posted:I kicked gnarlyhotep's rear end in bowling once. That's true.
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Sep 19, 2016 05:41
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gnarly used to ban me alot but now we friends and play solitare over lan
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Sep 19, 2016 07:33
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hello i thought you were attractive, would you like to go out sometime?
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Sep 19, 2016 07:35
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unterdude posted:hello i thought you were attractive, would you like to go out sometime? loving creep Do NOT try this in real life !!!!
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Sep 19, 2016 13:52
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I've been secretly watching you for the past 2 years and...
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Sep 19, 2016 14:01
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yo bitch, you ever have your rear end in a top hat eaten out in the back of a Honda Civic?
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Sep 20, 2016 02:23
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Jellidelic posted:ayy grrl i have a big dick and also satisfactory balls Can I name my band Satisfactory Balls?
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Sep 20, 2016 02:59
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wanna see if my dick's as big as they say ?
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Sep 20, 2016 03:01
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I have a dick.
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Sep 20, 2016 03:06
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