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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

DancingShade posted:

Randomly pick out a person on the street. Kidnap, kill and skin them. Wear their bloody skin. Become that person.

See how long you can make the disguise last! Bonus points if you convince their close friends and family members for over an hour.

That one's called a "murderin' them"

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
This shitpost is a social experiment

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
The Sad-Guy Robbery Experiment
Dress up as a dirty homeless guy and rob young couples at knife and/or gun point on Friday nights. But before you pull the gun explain to them that you're a war vet or a recovering alcoholic who was abused or something. Then take their wallet while they wrestle the the feelings of guilt vs fear of being shank'd and left to bleed to death in a dirty back alley with only the rats to watch their life force ebb away. This experiment will observe if people will let you take their poo poo if your sop story is good enough.

The Freeway Rocks Experiment
Throw small pebbles off the overpass of a busy freeway, slowly increase the size of the rocks. When someone stops or the cops turn up record their reaction vs the size of the rock. This will allow you to observe if people are prejudiced against certain sizes of rock.

Ultra Spice Mustard Dog Experiment
Make a tray of hot dog samples but add 10x the normal amount of mustard. Also use Hot English mustard, not that pussy American mustard. Then walk around a shopping mall claiming to be handing out samples for a new hot dog chain opening in the mall. This experiment will let you see how much people like mustard.

Note you could do the same experiment above but for Worcestershire sauce on hot chips.

Edit:

The Social Experiment Social Experiment
Get a clipboard and a ream of paper on it, also some gold star and silver star stickers. Walk up to people and ask them would they mind participating in a social experiment if they say "yes" ask why and just pretend to write poo poo down. If they say "no" ask why then do the same thing. Then just keep asking them questions till they try to leave or 20min is up whatever comes first. Then randomly hand out a silver or gold star sticker and say "Thank you we will be in touch" and try to avoid seeing them ever again. This will let us observe how people react to being talked to by a dickhead with a clipboard.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Sep 17, 2016

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
The public masturbator prank

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



mdm posted:

This shitpost is a social experiment

truly the pinnacle of modern psychological research

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
See how much stuff you can get away with just leaving in the cart and not paying for when you go through the self checkout aisle at the grocery store

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