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Have you ever been horny and sick at the same time? Why does nature even let this happen?! I heard bloodletting is an ancient ritual, but it doesn't actually work. Does cumletting work? Any scientists here have any answers? Inquiring mind wants to know.
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oh no that is terrible what is we gone do
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Sep 16, 2016 20:07
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youre sick cause you got too much seemen in you gotta get them outta there bruh
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Sep 16, 2016 20:08
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I love it, I call it Puking on My Junk Time!
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Sep 16, 2016 20:08
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Have you ever been horny and sick at the same time? Why does nature even let this happen?! your body knows your dying. last chance to sow your seed
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Sep 16, 2016 20:09
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sofokles posted:your body knows your dying. last chance to sow your seed But that also may carry over the risk of making someone sick and making them die. It was common for people to die of the common cold back in the day.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:10
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only during opiate withdrawals goddamn do they make you jack off a lot
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Sep 16, 2016 20:13
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The Saurus posted:only during opiate withdrawals Yeah cuz you haven't felt for realz horny in a long time. Also what is going on with your avatar? I can't quite tell.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:14
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a girl your size did this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LzV0vrNcpA
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Sep 16, 2016 20:15
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:But that also may carry over the risk of making someone sick and making them die. It was common for people to die of the common cold back in the day. just screw around allright
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Sep 16, 2016 20:15
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personable decorum posted:a girl your size did this What is this? Kind of looks like some sort of Mindcraft mixed with Quake.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:17
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getting sick when horny is part of your reprogramming
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Sep 16, 2016 20:18
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minecraft and quake is fun so is tribes (cuz its relaxing)
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Sep 16, 2016 20:19
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Yeah cuz you haven't felt for realz horny in a long time. Also what is going on with your avatar? I can't quite tell. It's from a hilarious red pill comic I like to post: 
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Sep 16, 2016 20:20
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Dude jacking it while sick then passing out is the best home remedy
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Sep 16, 2016 20:26
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The Saurus posted:It's from a hilarious red pill comic I like to post: I'm the tiny penis growing out of glasses guy's abdomen.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:28
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The Saurus posted:It's from a hilarious red pill comic I like to post: That's not really funny or necessarily true, just thought I should let you know!
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Sep 16, 2016 20:43
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The virus is controlling your brain so you inject it into someone else. Trust me, I'm a scientist. I know all about these things.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:44
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The Saurus posted:It's from a hilarious red pill comic I like to post: If this is satire it's real loving dry.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:47
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The Saurus posted:It's from a hilarious red pill comic I like to post:
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Sep 16, 2016 20:49
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:That's not really funny or necessarily true, just thought I should let you know! It's not true but it certainly is hilarious I mean look at their faces in the last panel notZaar posted:If this is satire it's real loving dry. Nah, it's for real, there's a bunch of them out there written by "Incels"
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Sep 16, 2016 20:53
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Nothing makes me harder than a red-eyed snot factory sneezin' on my hog! Pertinent: https://youtu.be/7RqKcCz7aEo
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Sep 16, 2016 20:54
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Sep 16, 2016 20:55
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The Saurus posted:It's not true but it certainly is hilarious I mean look at their faces in the last panel It's so close to the cusp of stuff awareness though, what a shame.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:55
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Day Man posted:The virus is controlling your brain so you inject it into someone else. Trust me, I'm a scientist. I know all about these things. Hmm I was speculating the same thing.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:55
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So is the joke of the comic that girls are sluts or that those guys are forever virgins cuz of their tiny dicks?
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Sep 16, 2016 20:57
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a bone to pick posted:So is the joke of the comic that girls are sluts or that those guys are forever virgins cuz of their tiny dicks? yes
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Sep 16, 2016 20:58
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a bone to pick posted:So is the joke of the comic that girls are sluts or that those guys are forever virgins cuz of their tiny dicks? I think the tiny dick was edited in later
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Sep 16, 2016 21:01
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Have you ever been horny and sick at the same time? Why does nature even let this happen?!
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Sep 16, 2016 21:10
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Macrowave Oven posted:Nothing makes me harder than a red-eyed snot factory sneezin' on my hog! Funny, then gets rapey really quick!
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Sep 16, 2016 21:26
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Funny, then gets rapey really quick! 
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Sep 16, 2016 21:28
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Funny, then gets rapey really quick! You can't rape your wife, silly.
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Sep 16, 2016 21:42
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My advice to sick goons is to ask for a handjob from one of the nurses when you are in hospital. Always works when I ask the nurses. Make sure you are direct in your request.
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Sep 16, 2016 21:48
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If you've never jacked it with a fever you should try it. The semen comes out piping hot.
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Sep 16, 2016 21:50
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Germstore posted:If you've never jacked it with a fever you should try it. The semen comes out piping hot. does it taste any different? asking for a friend.
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Sep 16, 2016 21:52
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a bone to pick posted:does it taste any different? asking for a friend. I wouldn't advise consuming semen from someone with a fever. Seems risky.
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Sep 16, 2016 21:53
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a bone to pick posted:You can't rape your wife, silly. Hmm another perk to being married: Anything goes! Thanks fellow goon.
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Sep 16, 2016 21:58
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I had a chest infection and 40 degree temperature recently but also blue balls so I mean what do you want me to do just stop wanting to blow loads?? That's fuckin dumb
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Sep 16, 2016 21:59
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Remember that movie about that guy that got helplessly stuck between two rocks while hiking, and then he jacked it? E: It's relevant because he was pretty close to death and his body was most likely reacting sickly, but he still jerked off lol
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Sep 16, 2016 22:01
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shooting your hot sick jizz feels good
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