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how do you tell the difference?
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maybe ask them you jackass
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Sep 17, 2016 01:16
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very carefully
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Sep 17, 2016 01:16
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north koreans are probably a lot skinnier (unless you're the dictator, he's fat)
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Sep 17, 2016 01:18
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gently caress the mods posted:how do you tell the difference? The malnutrition.  They actually have their own accent/dialect.
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Sep 17, 2016 01:18
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North Koreans can only have like 12 haircuts so I guess just try to memorize the hairstyles
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Sep 17, 2016 01:18
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remind me... which are the bad ones?
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Sep 17, 2016 01:19
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Just look for the lapel pin of the Dear Leader, sheesh
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Sep 17, 2016 01:19
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North Koreans walk like this, South Koreans walk like thiiiiis
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Sep 17, 2016 01:20
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Fallows posted:remind me... which are the bad ones? Koreans
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Sep 17, 2016 01:21
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south, north, who cares?? i heard they all have sideways vaginas anyway
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Sep 17, 2016 01:22
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south koreans are like 6" taller lol every country sends their biggest motherfuckers to the dmz: 
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Sep 17, 2016 01:23
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S. Koreans have a fold in their upper eyelid, whereas N. Koreans don't.
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Sep 17, 2016 01:25
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what about their dicks
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Sep 17, 2016 01:28
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potee posted:south koreans are like 6" taller Fuckin lol
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Sep 17, 2016 01:30
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s Korean girls get their teeth dentated to look like childish fangs, woof-like snaggletooths are extremely coveted there S Korean men will obv be the men fawning over the girls who look like they took a picture of singer/songwriter Jewel to the dentist and said "can you do this to all of them?" N Korean women want teeth good for grinding clay and the men don't want women at all bc they don't buy into bullshit homophobia there
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Sep 17, 2016 01:38
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name ur son anasatasia and they get bullied into becoming the biggest and toughest of soldiers
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Sep 17, 2016 01:38
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potee posted:south koreans are like 6" taller What kind of twink puts Anastasia on his uniform in the face of war
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Sep 17, 2016 01:41
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Give it another few generations and it will end up being a Morlocks and Eloi situation.
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Sep 17, 2016 01:41
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I wanna see a North V South basketball game. I'd be like watching the Harlem globe trotters.
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Sep 17, 2016 01:43
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Give it another few generations and it will end up being a Morlocks and Eloi situation. ravenous and starving North Koreans attempt to consume the South Korean populace only to find that they're all made of cartilage, rubber, and recycled medical waste by the year 2064.
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Sep 17, 2016 01:43
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Because of rampant plastic surgery the south looks like a cloning experiment gone wrong.
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Sep 17, 2016 01:45
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The ones that behave like cultists and or have a single digit BMI.
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Sep 17, 2016 01:49
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potee posted:south koreans are like 6" taller this character select screen is kind of a no brainer. idk maybe the right dude has some ninja moves
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Sep 17, 2016 01:49
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Germstore posted:Because of rampant plastic surgery the south looks like a cloning experiment gone wrong. Yeah in addition to a mouthful of snaggletooths they have crazy matching faces It's actually pretty sweet
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Sep 17, 2016 01:50
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if a s korean dude cheats on his girl does he even notice
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Sep 17, 2016 01:51
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Germstore posted:Because of rampant plastic surgery the south looks like a cloning experiment gone wrong.  Miss South Korea contestants.
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Sep 17, 2016 01:53
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According to Christopher Hitchens the North Koreans are stunted scrawny racist gnomes so if the first two things don't tip you off just wait for them to mouth off about how 'North Korea is Best Korea'
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Sep 17, 2016 01:56
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all woulds except the one in the green top She looks like an abuser And shed blame me for it "You make me do this to you!!!" 
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Sep 17, 2016 01:58
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Accretionist posted:
Lol, you dummy. That's obviously the same person in different clothes and hairstyles.
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Sep 17, 2016 02:00
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gently caress the mods posted:what about their dicks Uh, duuuuuuhh. U suck them, idiot!
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Sep 17, 2016 02:04
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potee posted:south koreans are like 6" taller I'm sure that North Koreans have guys who about 6' tall, but they're also without a doubt beanpoles even with the increased rations. A 6' South Korean doing border work is going to at least look like he was carved out of wood. Gatekeeper posted:Yeah in addition to a mouthful of snaggletooths they have crazy matching faces Yep, if they're not matching, they have anime girl faces. Even Japan doesn't have that.
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Sep 17, 2016 02:06
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Ask their favourite video game. Noryh koreans will all say Joust. they beleive its based on true events
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Sep 17, 2016 02:28
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Nk - teagan Sk - sara
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Sep 17, 2016 02:29
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south koreans eat dogs north koreans dont have dogs to eat
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Sep 17, 2016 02:30
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NK is definitely the sammy hagar of the two
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Sep 17, 2016 02:32
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North Koreans don't use sarcasm anymore (it is banned)quote:North Korea has forbidden people from making sarcastic comments about Kim Jong-un or his totalitarian regime in their everyday conversations.
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Sep 17, 2016 02:46
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It's going to suck when north korea nukes south korea, because with LG and Samsung reduced to a smouldering crater you can wave goodbye to all your decent android phones, cheap flash memory chips and flat screen televisions
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Sep 18, 2016 12:13
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I think you'll find that South Korea produces only the highest quality of twinks. Whereas North Korean fashion is sorely behind the times and while they can manage the slender frame they achieve it through malnutrition, which is terrible for the skin.
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Accretionist posted:North Koreans don't use sarcasm anymore (it is banned)
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