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In every country you get a North/South divide. In the UK it's "Shandy Drinking Southern Poofters" vs "Proper Hard Northern Bastards". (also houses that don't cost 20x the income of your entire family for 4 generations). Please list the differences in the South and North of your country here.
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Dr. Killjoy posted:name ur son anasatasia and they get bullied into becoming the biggest and toughest of soldiers That's his last name you dumb gently caress.
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Sep 18, 2016 12:27
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the second korean war is gonna be a bloodbath for the ages and its gonna own
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Sep 18, 2016 12:32
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South Koreans would be a lot more impressive if they actually grew a pair. North Korea does badass things like making people starve to death just so they can nuke things. All South Korea does is go snivelling to the US begging them to fly a nuke bomber close to the border. Bunch of spineless pussies.
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Sep 18, 2016 12:44
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It's a shame we invaded Iraqistan instead of North Korea. We could have cut our teeth on this nation building business with success and turned our BFF Korea into an economy bigger than Japan's.
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Sep 18, 2016 13:08
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Accretionist posted:It's a shame we invaded Iraqistan instead of North Korea. We could have cut our teeth on this nation building business with success and turned our BFF Korea into an economy bigger than Japan's.
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Sep 18, 2016 13:10
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error1 posted:It's going to suck when north korea nukes south korea, because with LG and Samsung reduced to a smouldering crater you can wave goodbye to all your decent android phones, cheap flash memory chips and flat screen televisions Yes, except they produce the "best" android phones, definitely the best industry leading memory chips (research and production, flash, RAM, and SSDs), and the same for panels in monitors and TVs - which are not only bleeding edge but also account for ~80% of all displays in the USA regardless of brand Worth fighting for jBrereton posted:Seeing as North Korea has actual anti-air defences it was woefully overqualified to be a Coalition of the Willing stomping ground. Their glorious cold war army is exactly the kind of army US generals would cum for. It would be a Michael bay esque blood bath. The only reason we don't is and always will be: China penus penus penus fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Sep 18, 2016 |
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Sep 18, 2016 13:25
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jBrereton posted:Seeing as North Korea has actual anti-air defences it was woefully overqualified to be a Coalition of the Willing stomping ground. The real challenge is the artillery overlooking northern Seoul. When the Norks talk about, "drowning Seoul in a sea of fire," they're not really exaggerating.
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Sep 18, 2016 13:29
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spud posted:In every country you get a North/South divide. The southern portion of Belgium has superior cuisine and beer, speak a real language (French), is friendlier, more pleasant, and geographically more beautiful. The northern portion of Belgium is cold and murky, their food strange and their beer, while still of high quality, not as good. Though on average they do make slightly more money, it is because their people are less friendly and speak a very goofy moon language (Flemish) that affronts sensibilities both written and oral, and are likely of extra-terrestrial origin.
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Sep 18, 2016 14:19
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Jesus Christ posted:The southern portion of Belgium has superior cuisine and beer, speak a real language (French), is friendlier, more pleasant, and geographically more beautiful. Flemish is just Dutch and lol, just lol, if you think French is inoffensive or a real language.
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Sep 18, 2016 14:42
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Jesus Christ posted:The southern portion of Belgium has superior cuisine and beer, speak a real language (French), is friendlier, more pleasant, and geographically more beautiful. The English have no cuisine, Hastings!
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Sep 18, 2016 15:16
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error1 posted:decent android phones lol
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Sep 18, 2016 15:23
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:Their glorious cold war army is exactly the kind of army US generals would cum for. It would be a Michael bay esque blood bath. The only reason we don't is and always will be: China the real reason is probably south korea, since reunification would mean trying to integrate 25 million malnourished unskilled peasants into a functioning economy from a region with poo poo rear end infrastructure germany barely pulled off reunification and east germany was paradise compared to the dprk
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Sep 18, 2016 15:34
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Just ask Pyongyang jastiger
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Sep 18, 2016 15:41
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TheIllestVillain posted:25 million malnourished unskilled peasants  
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Sep 18, 2016 15:47
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Harald posted:very carefully
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Sep 18, 2016 15:50
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spud posted:
It's going to be your fault when jastiger comes in here and derails the thread you monster.
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Sep 18, 2016 15:56
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potee posted:south koreans are like 6" taller That guy in the back is 6' he's just standing way way in the background and the camera had amazing depth of field.
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Sep 18, 2016 15:57
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KomodoWagon posted:Flemish is just Dutch and lol, just lol, if you think French is inoffensive or a real language. Flemish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg_3aKpuFjE French: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lle_GA1cg20
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Sep 18, 2016 15:58
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TheIllestVillain posted:the real reason is probably south korea, since reunification would mean trying to integrate 25 million malnourished unskilled peasants into a functioning economy from a region with poo poo rear end infrastructure
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Sep 18, 2016 15:58
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Gosh, both those languages are really terrible to listen to
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Sep 18, 2016 15:59
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TheIllestVillain posted:the real reason is probably south korea, since reunification would mean trying to integrate 25 million malnourished unskilled peasants into a functioning economy from a region with poo poo rear end infrastructure Its a huge concern for them, yes, but they have plans in place for this. They actually talk about it all the time, like a pipe dream. Essentially they will be kept in place and rebuild the country around them, and they are willing to do so at great cost. In short though that is not why they don't invade or whatever. They won't because no matter how you cut it the casualties will be immense due to proximity. And even if that is (or becomes) "acceptable", China will still not allow it despite their growing displeasure with north Korea they absolutely do not want the north to fall for political reasons. The only valid outcome is surrender due to collapse.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:04
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And since this looks like it's going to turn into the next iteration of the North Korea megathread, this should be mandatory viewing. (don't turn it off after the first few minutes as much as you'll want to, it isn't North Korea apologizing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy1iudsIKa8 Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Sep 18, 2016 |
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Sep 18, 2016 16:16
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That goon is still trapped in a North Korea prison.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:23
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EorayMel posted:That goon is still trapped in a North Korea prison.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:24
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Accretionist posted:The real challenge is the artillery overlooking northern Seoul. When the Norks talk about, "drowning Seoul in a sea of fire," they're not really exaggerating. Was it grover who was saying that the vast majority of that artillery is woefully maintained and held together with glue and string and will never function as intended? Or was he just describing his house?
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Sep 18, 2016 16:44
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WhyteRyce posted:Was it grover who was saying that the vast majority of that artillery is woefully maintained and held together with glue and string and will never function as intended? Or was he just describing his house? I vaguely recall him linking to a persuasive analysis but I can't find it. It seems a distinct possibility. Edit: Although even a worst case scenario doesn't entail the destruction of Seoul. Iirc, their artillery can reach the northern metro area. The 'Sea of Fire' business doesn't really cover Seoul at all, which has shelters for tens of millions. But the x-factor here are nukes and rockets. Or nuclear artillery. But North Korea's putative nukes are still smaller than Fat Man and Little Boy so it's still ambiguous whether they have nukes or not. Maybe they've just been detonating multi-ton piles of TNT underground as a bluff Accretionist fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Sep 18, 2016 |
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Sep 18, 2016 19:13
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North Koreans enjoy the dank kush that their southern brethren have been denied by a facist government.
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Sep 18, 2016 19:21
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I read that you can easily identify newly arrived North Korean defectors in South Korea because they're short, look shocked and confused by normal things, and leave all the tags on their clothing. That's how the con artists spot them.
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Sep 18, 2016 19:28
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The north Koreans have the rings in their drunk go counter clockwise. South Koreans the rings go clockwise
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donkey salami posted:The north Koreans have the rings in their drunk go counter clockwise. South Koreans the rings go clockwise but enough about yer b-hole
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