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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008



In case you've never been exposed to the fine art of intellectualizing rap (or you're one of the many people who weren't around when we made it up), this is a procedure which takes classic, timeless rap lyrics and then translates them into something even the most white of white people can understand. It's a great service for the chronically unhip people like me who want to read about the people hip into chronic! So let's get intellectualizin'!










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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008



Let's intellectualize rap.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4031 days!


Shredded Hen

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



It was already dope as hell dum fuk

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Do gringos ever stop? I really wish these honkies would strop trying so hard.

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



I scored one point one on my S A T
Still push a whip with left and right A C

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


ya i dont think it will happen

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl7-C7f0wwI

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Do gringos ever stop? I really wish these honkies would strop trying so hard.

reported for racist

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



JiveHonky posted:

reported for racist

I just got orders from Fat Joe himself

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



people like to say "this is a poo poo thread" a lot but really this is a poo poo thread

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

I hate to agree with a bone but this is the second worst thread of the night

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



JiveHonky posted:

I hate to agree with a bone but this is the second worst thread of the night

rollin down a hill snow ballin gettin bigger

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008



Let's intellectualize rap/

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Wizard Master posted:

Let's intellectualize rap/

Can you just stop being such a white nerd loser for like 10 minutes?

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



it comes back around and gets funny

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



yeah, that's going to happen

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


He's not gonna respond to me. He's afraid of me.

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



I watched him get stabbed I watched his guts spill out
he had more cuts than my man chuck chillout

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Wizard Master posted:

Let's intellectualize rap/
This meme is still old and not funny again yet. I think the last time this was funny was when g0m made the shakespeare thread.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


Wizard Master posted:

Let's intellectualize rap.

Impossible. Literally cannot be done.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012
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i thought wizard master was supposed to be one of those cool guys from fyad but it turns out he's just a normal gbs retard i guess.

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Feb 11, 2007

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wow, Snoop was really cute in his younger days.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Hell Yeah posted:

i thought wizard master was supposed to be one of those cool guys from fyad but it turns out he's just a normal gbs retard i guess.
You mean the guy that posts almost exclusively in GBS is a GBS guy???

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Hell Yeah posted:

i thought wizard master was supposed to be one of those cool guys from fyad but it turns out he's just a normal gbs retard i guess.

Who is this fucker? I've had him on ignore forever and am too scared to click links.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006



Tortured By Flan

Hell yes, I'm ready to intellectualize rap.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 48 hours!


Bert Roberge posted:

Who is this fucker? I've had him on ignore forever and am too scared to click links.

i dunno some guy basically. stop being a pussy with your ignore

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Hell Yeah posted:

i dunno some guy basically. stop being a pussy with your ignore

I don't know how to undo it I am bat at computers.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 48 hours!


akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Let me tell you how much I hate bitches, blacks, and homos.


Hell Yeah posted:

i dunno some guy basically. stop being a pussy with your ignore

i always click to show posts thinking, "they'll turn it around " and i always regret that decision.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


it took me way too long to realize that the word ebonics was derived from ebony

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



in nomine partis et fili et spiritus sanctis amen

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


Orkin Mang posted:

in nomine partis et fili et spiritus sanctis amen

absolvo

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008



Lord Binky posted:

Hell yes, I'm ready to intellectualize rap.



jon joe
Oct 19, 2011


I wanted to make fun of OP, but I really couldn't think of a clever or funny way to do it, so here's a baby marmoset instead.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


Already done, OP.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Rap is already intellectual, honky.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



This thread caused the server to be DDOSed.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Is the thinly veiled racism of the OP surprising to anyone, honestly?

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003



fyaded again shucks

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