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prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

OP is the guy who DDoS'd the forum with his privilege please no mo

# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:15

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# ? Aug 20, 2017 17:13

504: Feb 2, 2016

This is the same joke, over and over.

It's like watching 14 year olds groan "Epic fail" over every tiny meaningless thing they do.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:26

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012; Can't post for 4027 days!; Shredded Hen

thathonkey posted:

# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:30

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

thathonkey posted:

# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:35

inkajoo: Oct 4, 2015

time to post these everywhere

# ? Sep 18, 2016 02:35

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; PISSFLAPS AWARD FOR POSTING EXCELLENCE AWARDED TO HAKIMASHOU FOR TOP QUALITY POSTING IN THE UKMT.; Hell Gem

Bitch real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 02:39

vargas: Sep 18, 2016; by zen death robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ahsV-9NBpA

# ? Sep 18, 2016 02:42

...and the pitch!: Jul 13, 2007

vargas posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ahsV-9NBpA

GBS

rap over this beat please

# ? Sep 18, 2016 02:51

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

jon joe posted:

I wanted to make fun of OP, but I really couldn't think of a clever or funny way to do it, so here's a baby marmoset instead.

OP, might a 'nigga' suggest that you use double-wide pics, with the original lyrics posted next to the 'intellectualized' lyrics. That way, those of us who choose not to actually listen to the rappers in question could still chuckle long and hard at your cleverness and wit.

Pls edit all pics as requested and repost, tia.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 13:03

Muppet Rabies: Oct 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

I thought this said Let's Intellectualize Ralp!

# ? Sep 18, 2016 13:09

John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

My rear view mirror is vibrating, vibrating, vibratinggggg
My rear view mirror is vibrating, vibrating, vibratinggggg
The beat keeps knocking down my rear view mirror

# ? Sep 18, 2016 13:52

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; Can't post for 21 hours!

The Sphinxster posted:

GBS

rap over this beat please

look i like bad electronica i guess but this is trying too hard to be that fuzzy vapor asthetic /~meoldic dubstep~/whatever the gently caress cargo culting lex luger is called these days

# ? Sep 18, 2016 14:22

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; Can't post for 21 hours!

can i just go ahead and say that dubstep is the absolute loving worst

moombahton needs to make a comeback. i miss u diplo. come back to us

# ? Sep 18, 2016 14:27

Rape Stink: Feb 14, 2012

This thread is bad. gently caress my gay rear end

# ? Sep 18, 2016 14:31

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

This meme is still old and not funny again yet. I think the last time this was funny was when g0m made the shakespeare thread.

what thread is that please

# ? Sep 19, 2016 21:19

pants in my pants: Aug 18, 2009; by Smythe

There is rap that's intellectual, are you implying that rappers aren't intelligent?
also
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.ph...857662#Synopsis

# ? Sep 19, 2016 21:23

SCROTO TURBOSPERG: Jan 21, 2007; Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

thathonkey posted:

# ? Sep 19, 2016 21:39

Jimlit: Jun 30, 2005; My gay father is gone, but he lives in my heart, in my posts and in my psychological profile

So what officer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh7-JjGNgq4

Jimlit fucked around with this message at Sep 19, 2016 around 21:54

# ? Sep 19, 2016 21:44

cnut: May 3, 2016

Don't use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 21:47

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004; No whammy, no whammy, no whammy...

Let's intellectualize surprise sex.

I only surprise sex well-off, middle class white men. They all secretly want it, you can tell when they buck back when they're edging and all the muffled screaming, it really gets me going. Then I have them do my taxes.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 21:51

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008

ruddiger posted:

Let's intellectualize surprise sex.

I only surprise sex well-off, middle class white men. They all secretly want it, you can tell when they buck back when they're edging and all the muffled screaming, it really gets me going. Then I have them do my taxes.

Wow funny. Not

# ? Sep 19, 2016 21:57

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

i voted 1

# ? Sep 19, 2016 22:19

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007

Wizard Master posted:

Wow funny. Not

its the vocab its too....i want to say to like a fag

# ? Sep 19, 2016 22:21

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007

a feminist described to me that anal sex was like a redhot poker being shoved. i dont know what the takeaway is there but

# ? Sep 19, 2016 22:22

Nooner: Mar 26, 2007; AN A+ POSTER (:

I like lil wayne drought 3 (:

# ? Sep 19, 2016 22:37

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

"ehhhhhh rap isn't intellectual"

I don't see you spitting rhymes, bitch!

# ? Sep 19, 2016 22:38

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007

Germstore posted:

"ehhhhhh rap isn't intellectual"

I don't see you spitting rhymes, bitch!

nic4 ehtmyheme boner!!

# ? Sep 19, 2016 22:39

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

nigga crab pollock posted:

can i just go ahead and say that dubstep is the absolute loving worst

moombahton needs to make a comeback. i miss u diplo. come back to us

Diplo is a turd.

YEAH YEAH HERES A SONG WHERE ARE THE PHATTY TWERKY BITCHES

YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU AND YOU COME UP HERE AND SHAKE YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOOOTY ON STAGE

ILL STAND ON THIS DJ PLATFORM AND SAY YEAH YEAH DONT STOP WITH MY REGGAE MAN HERE

REGGAE MAN HERE WITH THE SOUND YEAH IT SOUND LOUD

SHAKE YOUR BUTT WITH THE SOUND LOUD BUTT BUTT BUTT WITH THE SOUND LOUD

Diplo never was moombah.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 04:27