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Does $4 Toast Upset You?
I consider myself certifialbly vexed.
Memes can't repel bread of this magnitude.
Me am ghey(for toast).
No. Also, Goku.
Questions of this nature are a micro-aggressions against me; Furthermore...
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D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

Anyone else get nostalgic for the days when we all just hated hipsters for ruining America?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhPrWm-vKSY

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


san fran is poo poo ok peace op

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
who cares man that's just the west coast, they're all a bit dim there

Utterly Irrelephant
Sep 6, 2007
ive got a rocket in my pocket
I love toast. it is a lifestyle. I could see myself paying $4 for toast if it is really good bread, and it comes with really good butter and toppings. My last meal involved toast with cheese, because I love toast and cheese.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan
You can buy multiple loaves of bread for $4.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Does it have weed in it?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
There is literally nobody other than the homeless in San Francisco that doesn't deserve a severe beating.

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Juan likes rice and chicken.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

There is literally nobody other than the homeless in San Francisco that doesn't deserve a severe beating.

San Fran bums are getting all their calories from malt liquor because they can't afford toast, they probably wouldn't even notice.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

That's thick toast. I like thin toast. I was on board for $4 toast. I could say unequivocally. I mean good toast. In a fine welcoming eatery. I would have no qualms about paying $4 . But thick toast that is likely to come out uneven from the toasting process?

They might as well take a big thick poo poo in the toaster

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



If this is high THC toast then it might be worth it.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I'm gonna have a garage sale and sell slices of toast for $4 because people are dumb as gently caress.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
durr hi I live on the west coast may I eat your poo poo?

epsilon
Oct 31, 2001


$15 MINIMUM WAGE

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

epsilon posted:

$15 MINIMUM WAGE

It's $13 in SF and only Seattle has the $15 as far as I know, though it would be a fair argument in Seattle's case because it's actually a living wage there (for now).

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

i lust for tech employee death

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Depends on the robots and your minimum cost to live in a place. Legally.

Just want to make sure we are all fully aware that all of the "help" in silicon valley and san fran might not exactly have a green card.

Construct your own demise.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Look, I still haven't got an answer as to whether or not this theoretical $4 toast would get me high or not.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

just posting to say i don't care about this.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Look, I still haven't got an answer as to whether or not this theoretical $4 toast would get me high or not.

It definitely won't get you baked

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you probably have an iphone

you loving SHEEP

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Look, I still haven't got an answer as to whether or not this theoretical $4 toast would get me high or not.

A true artisan baker deliberately adds a fat dose of ergot fungus into their Rye, imparting your toast with a certain spiritual potency.

Yes, the answer is yes.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

D.Ork Bimboolean posted:

A true artisan baker deliberately adds a fat dose of ergot fungus into their Rye, imparting your toast with a certain spiritual potency.

Yes, the answer is yes.

The answer is no because nothing fun happens in a joint with $4 toast.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
I get why everybody's so angry about this, you'd need like $40 worth of toast to sop up all that jelly you grubby dirt farming flyover country hicks seem to be inundated with

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
http://sqirlla.com/

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!
The video says it's actually $3.50 - $3.75 per slice of toast with topping. Isn't that roughly what a bagel + cream cheese costs? Nobody shits their pants about that, and it's the same thing; toasted bread product + cream cheese.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Mnemosyne posted:

The video says it's actually $3.50 - $3.75 per slice of toast with topping. Isn't that roughly what a bagel + cream cheese costs? Nobody shits their pants about that, and it's the same thing; toasted bread product + cream cheese.

[makes joke about jews internally]

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im hiaving problems ofucsing

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

There is literally nobody other than the homeless in San Francisco that doesn't deserve a severe beating.


a real jerk posted:

i lust for tech employee death

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
if you manage to kill 20% of them you might turn it into a much better paying job :capitalism:

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
Technology Human Capital Elimination Specialist is a good resume item imo

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

dookifex_maximus posted:

if you manage to kill 20% of them you might turn it into a much better paying job :capitalism:

I want to grab everyone in this video and shake them while yelling at them to toast their own loving bread. Some stupid shitstain said they wanted 20 dollar toast without a hint of humor or irony.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

akulanization posted:

I want to grab everyone in this video and shake them while yelling at them to toast their own loving bread. Some stupid shitstain said they wanted 20 dollar toast without a hint of humor or irony.

it's actually really normal though, here, i'll let these professionals explain the underlying economic principle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vudnMLzZjTg

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

san fran is poo poo ok peace op

I like how people from San Fransisco talk about how their entire city smells like urine and there is human feces laying around everywhere and then try to say it's not a big deal because every city is like that.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Zyklon B Zombie posted:

I like how people from San Fransisco talk about how their entire city smells like urine and there is human feces laying around everywhere and then try to say it's not a big deal because every city is like that.

well we can call it the paris of america now that oakland is baghdad by the bay

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

this is about what a serving of fancy toast costs in a cafe where i live. i recommend getting it with some smashed avocado. maybe try not living in a povvo city OP.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

dookifex_maximus posted:

well we can call it the paris of america now that oakland is baghdad by the bay

Paris has always smelled like piss and poo poo and is undergoing a much more well known and sympathetic scourge known as immigration.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
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by Roger Hargreaves
$4 for a slice of toast?

4 US Dollars?

Man that is like 5 Australian Dollars.

Thanks a lot of dollars for toast.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
round here the new thing is turnipated neeps, it's like twice as much turnip per cubic inch. really organic, its amazeballs

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akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Zyklon B Zombie posted:

I like how people from San Fransisco talk about how their entire city smells like urine and there is human feces laying around everywhere and then try to say it's not a big deal because every city is like that.

hey! let's be fair here, some parts of it smell like vomit too.

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