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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
i read bbc.com

now i know everything

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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

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I imagined all the great posts my posting friends would be making if they could :)

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Peebla posted:

I practice by drinking a cup of water out of public toilets every day. Bring it on.

you are brave -- lets see if you are brave after tongue scrubbing porcelain for 20 minutes

quote:

Those oversized pimply sacks of poo poo will rue the day

- sun tzu, art of war

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
oh, the forums were down? :smuggo:

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

Robot Lincoln posted:

considered going out and meeting others

haha

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I was forced to work, I had no other option :smith:

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Flesh Forge posted:

I was forced to work, I had no other option :smith:

are you ok ?

omicr
Jan 16, 2015
pooped, slept, ate food

business as usual :sun:

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
gently caress my wife in the marriage hole in a hotel.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Planks and chinups and lasagna.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
actually i was brainstorming potential thread ideas and some sick new memes. i didnt comw up with anything though

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

I found out that I somehow exist outside cyberspace.

It was a godawful experience.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Kuato posted:

actually i was brainstorming potential thread ideas and some sick new memes. i didnt comw up with anything though

im sure you will make a funny post one day xD keep it up!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Nation posted:

are you ok ?

It was horrible, I don't know if I'll ever be over it I want to die :emo:

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I worry that they will come back.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

I knew the forums would be back, nothing can stop them, NOTHING

http://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=967103

quote:

SomethingAwful is 100% completely down. Ouch.

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 8:46 pm

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I watched an episode of "orange is the new black" where "Piper Chapman" becomes a white power prison leader

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Flesh Forge posted:

It was horrible, I don't know if I'll ever be over it I want to die :emo:

you sound fine

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
I expressed my anxiety of having to go outside and interact with actual people to lowtax on twitter.

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

Porn.
More porn than usual.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Zzulu posted:

I watched an episode of "orange is the new black" where "Piper Chapman" becomes a white power prison leader

I was down with this show till this last season but it got far, FAR too real for me.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Looked at the cloud flare message that showed it was on the content servers side, not theirs. For hours

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I was very lonely.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I posted with the op on the secret forums

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I kept yelling sick burns out loud such as:

"turn on your monitor"
"suck my dick you fuckman"
and the classic
I'm gay



really hth op.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I posted with the op on the secret forums

whoa! :trumppop:

so much for the secret forums. we got to build a whole new secret forum thanks to Larry Loose Lips over here.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

a dog from hell posted:

I was very lonely.

You're never alone if you've got the forums

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Just go to the level 2 secret forum if the regular one is compromised

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Recalled that dare had been perma'd again earlier that evening, noticed that forums were then down.
*scratches chin*

mizbachevenim
Jul 13, 2002

If you fake the funk, your nose will grow
When are they going to be fixed?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i just kept posting the whole time

that's the kind of dedication i have as the king of gbs forum

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Vegetable posted:

Went to reddit it was all just endless threads of bad puns

I did nazi that coming

And my axe!

I took an arrow to the knee! :holy:

:nutshot:

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I posted with the op on the secret forums

:mamacita:

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
the bad gateway in the 502 error actually leads to the ralp zone

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kuato posted:

whoa! :trumppop:

so much for the secret forums. we got to build a whole new secret forum thanks to Larry Loose Lips over here.

Now, im talking about the other secret forums with the homegrown porn; you're not invited to it yet.

cnut
May 3, 2016

I wasn't getting my dick sucked, that's for sure. Mostly I was reading other web sites and playing Doom. And eating and sleeping. It was pretty good, actually :)

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i was under suicide watch round the clock

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

gary oldmans diary posted:

i was under suicide watch round the clock

That's too bad

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Also I went to the toilet at my leisure.

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Fetal rocking. Whimpering, punctuated by the occasional scream.

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