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prison is fun
Sep 17, 2016

by Smythe

Moon Atari posted:

Fetal rocking. Whimpering, punctuated by the occasional scream.

Thought about killing this person and arsoning their dad's house.

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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
I juat started drinking and then they went down, i was mad but was probably for the best

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nonviolent J posted:

I juat started drinking and then they went down, i was mad but was probably for the best

Drinking made me go to sleep before they went down

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

I ate a poop because gbs wasn't here to tell me not to

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
cookies need love
Porn

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

what sort

cnut
May 3, 2016

TremorX posted:

I ate a poop because gbs wasn't here to tell me not to

hosed up if true.

Jive One
Sep 11, 2001

Browsed DPPH and Elder Scrolls Fiesta.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

I read one of the Witcher books - "Baptism of Fire" - good poo poo

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!
Went fishing, caught a 2 kg pike, very nice

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i planned to go for a hike, planned to meet up with friends

and then did none of that, stayed in my apartment in a fetal position, crying and masturbating

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i bought a shirt that says "black cat fireworks"

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
oddly enough OP it was actually the greatest time of my life, and i will never be able to relive it.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


I banged my wife, and then I hosed the mom of everyone who quotes or responds to this post with "same" or "I banged your wife too"

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i ate some pussy, hosed some pussy, slapped some pussy, and fought some pussies at the 7-11

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i ate at mcdonalds for the first time in years

it sucked

prison is fun
Sep 17, 2016

by Smythe
i masturbated real quick and got 14 hours of sleep on Ambien and some new hypnotic HAHAHAHAHAHA and then prepared to do home improvements on my moms house and try to socially market world peace again

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

I banged my wife, and then I hosed the mom of everyone who quotes or responds to this post with "same" or "I banged your wife too"

No you didn't :colbert:

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