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Through some unfortunate but not altogether negative circumstances I find myself without a job. On the plus side, no matter how much job search and applying I do, I have more downtime than ever. On the down side, however, I have very little disposable money with which to enjoy that downtime. Worse, I have a guilty conscience about spending my extra free time in clearly in wasteful things, like video games, tv or solo daytime drinking sessions. I'm willing to put up with a guilty conscience of course and i have a good buzz going but even still I have too much time on my hands and I don't want to waste it completely. Some things I've found so far: 1. Pirating software and then pirating tutorials on how to use that software 2. Watching tutorial videos on Lynda 3. Posting on the 'forums 4. Learning to tie knots 5. Duolingo, but gently caress if language learning fatigue isn't insanely fast dear goons, what else should I do for free?
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Sep 17, 2016 23:14
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get welfare somehow duh
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Sep 17, 2016 23:15
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prison is fun posted:get welfare somehow duh
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Sep 17, 2016 23:16
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It's called funemployed
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Sep 17, 2016 23:18
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how long until op starts turning tricks calling firstsies !!
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Sep 17, 2016 23:18
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My mom says doing crack is kinda cool.
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Sep 17, 2016 23:20
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prison is fun posted:get welfare somehow duh already taken care of actually 
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Sep 17, 2016 23:20
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happyhippy posted:My mom says doing crack is kinda cool. you got any
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Sep 17, 2016 23:21
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Unless you suck someone in a company off, you won't get a job anytime soon
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Sep 17, 2016 23:22
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anyone hiring?
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Sep 17, 2016 23:23
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if the weather permits, go on walks/runs/hikes. it's really fun and once you have a full time job you'll have much less time for it.
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Sep 17, 2016 23:25
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Are there bushes where you live? If so you could get into bushcraft and make a spoon or a hammock or something
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Sep 17, 2016 23:28
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H.H posted:if the weather permits, go on walks/runs/hikes. Jason Yaguchi u so qtie
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Sep 17, 2016 23:29
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Spend all your disposable income getting a goon made resume.
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Sep 17, 2016 23:31
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prison is fun posted:Jason Yaguchi u so qtie so u are dare. for the 10000000000000000000000000 time,  , call loved ones, and better yet check institutionalization options.best of luck. see you next 
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Sep 17, 2016 23:31
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suck on my giant tiny rear end boner
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Sep 17, 2016 23:32
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Best part of being unemployed is day drinking in your underwear and being covered in dried semen.
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Sep 17, 2016 23:32
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ROFLburger posted:suck on my giant tiny rear end boner change ur av, i just wanted to ask kuato s/t and got confused.
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Sep 17, 2016 23:35
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drunkb posted:Spend all your disposable income getting a goon made resume. once, when i was unemployed maybe seven years ago, i did pay for the goon resume service. About a week later I realized it was a poo poo show and asked for a refund. They gave me a really hard time but they did refund my money thank g o d
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Sep 17, 2016 23:35
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I cut some branches off of my tree today that were over hanging my neighbor's driveway. I know what it feels like to not get paid for working. What I am saying is drink your own piss to save money.
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Sep 17, 2016 23:37
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my sexuality was tunred into a meme by idiots
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Sep 17, 2016 23:37
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Mein Eyes! posted:once, when i was unemployed maybe seven years ago, i did pay for the goon resume service. About a week later I realized it was a poo poo show and asked for a refund. They gave me a really hard time but they did refund my money thank g o d LOL. In all fairness, I haven't updated mine in 8 years. I will do it when I need to, I guess.
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Sep 17, 2016 23:39
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H.H posted:so u are dare. August is the cruelest month but time therapy is probably the most cruelsest
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Sep 17, 2016 23:40
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youre in the creative industry arent you goonsire
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Sep 17, 2016 23:42
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Putty posted:youre in the creative industry arent you goonsire 7 points from perfect score doesn't count as autism or Asperger's or being a robot man
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Sep 17, 2016 23:48
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prison is fun posted:August is the cruelest month but time therapy is probably the most cruelsest Your av is sad, Dare. I think they need to take your credit card. I want to believe that this is your own credit card and you are rich as gently caress pulling off a troll. Just kidding. Keep the servers going.
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Sep 17, 2016 23:48
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drunkb posted:Your av is sad, Dare. I think they need to take your credit card. I want to believe that this is your own credit card and you are rich as gently caress pulling off a troll. Just kidding. Keep the servers going. sabotage m3????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biHJ6S91xBY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biHJ6S91xBY
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Sep 17, 2016 23:49
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prison is fun posted:sabotage m3????? I don't know completely obscure things that nobody has ever heard of. If you know the words to that (looks that up), you probably play to many video games. I don't play any, so I guess that you are fat. You seem like a cool dude...minus the being you part.
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Sep 17, 2016 23:56
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cool but how does that help ME dare?
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Sep 17, 2016 23:59
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All of the forum outages happen because Dare is the only one paying the bills and he keeps rejecting the charges. The servers only work with $10 money slots. I think he has a $100 limit silver secured card or something. I am just going to get a prepaid Visa $10 card and ride these forums until the ultimate server melt.
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Sep 18, 2016 00:06
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You should have had a job lined up like all the other jackwads about to graduate, OP. That's how one does it. LOL if you haven't had your life regimented since before birth. Just, LOL.
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Sep 18, 2016 00:33
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Who is Lynda and why does she let you watch tutroials on her?
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Sep 18, 2016 00:44
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So the retard masturbation factory cutting down op? GBs king  "And the kingin is good!!!!" ~and in the night a powerful figure appeared holding a mighty sword and brilliant crest. ~all hail the king of gbs!
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Sep 18, 2016 00:47
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Good point GBS king, how exactly does one get fired from working at home?
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Sep 18, 2016 00:49
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prison is fun posted:get welfare somehow duh shut the gently caress up dare
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Sep 18, 2016 00:51
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https://soundcloud.com/fre4knc/fre4knc-barnards-loop-free
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Sep 18, 2016 00:51
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you will never drink my elixirs, you chomo rapist
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Sep 18, 2016 00:52
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That Robot posted:you will never drink my elixirs, you chomo rapist om, no rapist. #1 ur video was porno made by the womyns #2 pre-planned fantasy rape scenarios are endorsed by Bernie Sanders (in the 70s) this poo poo is old news, canada needs to move on from the church, people enjoy being pushed and pulled, sometimes people like getting dominated or forgive it, stds happen, situational comedy does too ~wax fax~
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Sep 18, 2016 00:53
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prison is fun posted:om, no rapist. #1 ur video was porno made by the womyns #2 pre-planned fantasy rape scenarios are endorsed by Bernie Sanders (in the 70s) this poo poo is old news, canada needs to move on from the church, people enjoy being pushed and pulled, sometimes people like getting dominated or forgive it, stds happen, situational comedy does too ~wax fax~ so were you in prison for five months or what
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Sep 18, 2016 00:59
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a bone to pick posted:Good point GBS king, how exactly does one get fired from working at home? Same thing I was thinking
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