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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Ever since I was a teenager I've wanted to see midgets wrestle and tonight I get the chance. I'll be reporting my experience in this thread.

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Wow, your life must suck.

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005



If it's midgets wrestling bears


Well lets just say those aren't midgets.

Space Race Riot
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner



Grimey Drawer

Ok guy who doesn't masturbate with his teeny hand, you've never seen midget wrestling

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Wow, my life must suck.

FTFY

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



One of the wrestlers is a little pimp.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

utterlycorrupt posted:

Ok guy who doesn't masturbate with his teeny hand, you've never seen midget wrestling

lol

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


Seriously? Pics or it didn't happen dude, I'm not just going to take your word for it.

cnut
May 3, 2016


What are they rasslin', OP?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

Wow, what an offensive thread title. They prefer to be called Munchkins or Oompha Loomphas.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



"wrestle"

ok OP

prison is fun
Sep 17, 2016

by Smythe


Gaunab posted:

Ever since I was a teenager I've wanted to see midgets wrestle and tonight I get the chance. I'll be reporting my experience in this thread.

jeez louis maybe we should gently caress popped into my mind then i was just like naww

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


If I was there I don't think I could resist peeing in the ring

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



rather see a midget get tossed than wrestle tbh

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



One of the wrestlers is named lieutenant dan.

Pics will come later

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



I believe in you op, and also that SA is not too classy a joint to have a serious talk on some midget wrasslin'.

There's also a storied history including under the bright lights, perhaps some of you dummies are unfamiliar with a little thing called WRESTLEMANIA III?

cnut
May 3, 2016


Gaunab posted:

One of the wrestlers is named lieutenant dan.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

One of the wrestlers is named lieutenant dan.

Pics will come later

keep us updated

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



The pimp midget is wrestling the gay midget now

prison is fun
Sep 17, 2016

by Smythe


Gaunab posted:

The pimp midget is wrestling the gay midget now

o poo poo THIS IS A CRYSIS GET ALERT THE MEDIA!!!!!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Pimp midget is called huggy cub

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


I wanna wrassel with that suicide girl midgie

she looks like a tough cookie


One of those lil famous Amos cookies

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Gaunab posted:

Pimp midget is called huggy cub

rofl

prison is fun
Sep 17, 2016

by Smythe


i tried to buy a goons sister once for slavery it did not work out. then some other time it did hahahaha

prison is fun
Sep 17, 2016

by Smythe


i enjoy huggy cub

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012




The biggest midget






gay midget vs pimp midget











Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013



They look like they've got some short fuses

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015

Whose face you're wearing today ?


I was like, how the gently caress do you recognize a gay midget fighter, now I do.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012







afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless


any surprise appearance by i can break these cuffs man?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


I wish your mom good luck in her wrestling match OP.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless



Its everything I was hoping for and more.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

I find this more exciting than midget porn, does that make me a pervert?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



BigBadSteve posted:

I find this more exciting than midget porn, does that make me a pervert?

no, just gay

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Feb 11, 2007

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seems exploitative and hosed up. But let's level, any of those little dudes could kick all our asses

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo


Zorodius posted:

seems exploitative and hosed up. But let's level, any of those little dudes could kick all our ankles

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Zorodius posted:

seems exploitative and hosed up. But let's level, any of those little dudes could kick all our asses

Yeah but I told myself they probably get groupies

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost


this has to be the worst and weirdest think you can pay cash for

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Nap Ghost

kinda funny though

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