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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar5WJrQik2o

This octopus wants to remind hard-bodied organisms who is in charge!








This thread is a part of Animal Does Thing series: Bird yells into cup - Man fistfights monkey - Crab takes a poo poo - Snail eats worm - Bear falls on trampoline - Eel swims around - Bird does headstand - Dog plays with duckie - Lizard stars in movie - Cat obeys - Mouse malfunctions - Snake whiffs - Bee does masonry - Snake requiescat in pace - Hamster faces death - Opossum rides dog - Dog seeks affection - Hawk nosegrinds iguana - Fish assists with dunk - Horse relaxes - Capybara enjoys watermelon - Centipede eats lizard - Bear meets deer - Hedgehog gets massage - Eel excavates - Fish hides carefully - Stray kitten clambers - Deer barks - Hedgehog floats - Pig drifts

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Imagine how much better off we would be if we evolved from octopi instead of chimps...

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout posted:

Imagine how much better off we would be if we evolved from octopi instead of chimps...

don't worry, they will take over once we wipe ourselves out.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you know no one here is gonna click on all those things right?

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you know no one here is gonna click on all those things right?

Speak for yourself.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
gonna be who I am. may need to kick aside ceretain "jams" however. nothing personal motherfufkers

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

khwarezm posted:

Speak for yourself.

maybe eventually

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you know no one here is gonna click on all those things right?

You need to watch the capybara eating a watermelon right now.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I have smoked weed on the beach where that octopus vs crab battle took place.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you know no one here is gonna click on all those things right?

i've clicked on more than half of them and i enjoyed every minute of it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Moon Atari posted:

i've clicked on more than half of them and i enjoyed every minute of it

i am so loving happy for you

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i am so loving happy for you

did somebody miss nap time today?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

satanic splash-back posted:

did somebody miss nap time today?

no i just had better things to do than click 26 links

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
any one ever tried to taking a loving chill pill? just fyi

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Mumpy over here acting like they haven't seen the previous 26 incarnations of this thread in the last year and a half

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Octopus eyes are built correctly, with the retinal neurons connecting from behind the eye, whereas ours are stupid and overlay from inside the eye, granting us the special ability of "BLINDSPOT"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Mumpy over here acting like they haven't seen the previous 26 incarnations of this thread in the last year and a half

I only post on the weekend, give me a break!

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no i just had better things to do than click 26 links

bull crap

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

this is my fav series of threads and i click all those links every time

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

like anyone would care what you say.

What the gently caress?

Am I the only one who who is upset with your name

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

like anyone would care what you say.

What the gently caress?

Am I the only one who who is upset with your name

You outrank on year

But sure, it isn't clever like Anne Frank fan fic

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

like anyone would care what you say.

What the gently caress?

Am I the only one who who is upset with your name

haha get #triggered, bitch

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Who here thinks that Octopuses could easily make it up onto land, they just don't want to?

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you know no one here is gonna click on all those things right?

ummm bird yells into cup was amazing and kickstarted these brilliant threads

Bruce Boxlicker
Jul 26, 2004



Fun Shoe
Thanks for the two year old youtube video!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

a bone to pick posted:

haha get #triggered, bitch

I guess upset isn't the right word.

I am pissed off that there is an AdolfHitler in our site.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Dreddout posted:

Imagine how much better off we would be if we evolved from octopi instead of chimps...

I think this a lot but about dogs instead of octopi

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

But WGS, I hear you asking, how could people evolve from dogs if dogs wouldn't exist without people in the first place? But I'm not listening because I'm thinking too hard about how cool dogs are.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you know no one here is gonna click on all those things right?

You should. They're all p. rad

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Dreddout posted:

Imagine how much better off we would be if we evolved from octopi instead of chimps...

I don't know... Tamarin rape porn doesn't have the same ring to it.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
squidward finally had enough of mr. krabs' bullshit

yes squidward is an octopus look it up

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
this thread title is too complex. "bird yells into cup" is a simple sentence. it works.

maybe try "octopus abducts crab."

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I wish I had an octopus friend. or any friend really.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Rape Stink posted:

I wish I had an octopus friend. or any friend really.

i'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden

with you :bigtran:

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Cnut the Great posted:

i'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden

with you :bigtran:

lets gently caress

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no i just had better things to do than click 26 links

thpppttt

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Dreddout posted:

Imagine how much better off we would be if we evolved from octopi instead of chimps...

Goonoctopus carries out personal vendetta against Taco Bell XXL Grilled Stuffed Burrito.

the ol pump-n-bump
Jul 27, 2004

by Smythe
do this thread except with syria videos and youll have a non puss thread

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I probably wouldn't trust an octopus if I knew it was around

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

op why did you change accounts for this

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