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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



How close can you get to ground zero?

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Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

The Ape of Naples posted:

Where's the best pizza place nearby?

Empire pizza on 5th and 32nd

JB50
Feb 13, 2008



Sam Hyde at it again huh?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



Lol the news is just listing off "Chelsea Market" and "Javits Center" and basically any landmark they have ever heard of, then hastily saying "But those aren't actually near this location"

Vyacheslav
Aug 4, 2003


Data Graham posted:

How close can you get to ground zero?

Seems like a block in any direction.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




ur not supposed to just throw ur samsung note 7s in the trash

Love Crime
Apr 4, 2016


You terrorist dogs, you've finally gone too far now in blowing up our dumpsters.

You have unintentionally aligned the shithole Chinese restaurants and all the Irish who sleep in dumpsters after binge drinking.

Today was the beginning of your demise, Allah

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



I bet it was the Khlav Kalash guy

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


Sorry I farted

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


Have you guys seen the black dudes that do a show in the park for like a half hour

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



why were there so many people inside that dumpster

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005


Don Tacorleone posted:

Have you guys seen the black dudes that do a show in the park for like a half hour

yea they're annoying tourist traps

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



How's the line at Shake Shack

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012


honestly terrorists could have caused more fatalities just by rolling the dumpster into nyc traffic

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

This is really scary. When I think about the xenophobia this might inspire I just....ugh I just LITERALLY can't fam!

vargas
Sep 18, 2016

by zen death robot


Dr. Killjoy posted:

honestly terrorists could have caused more fatalities just by rolling the dumpster into nyc traffic

kids

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008



Gravy Boat 2k

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

This is really scary. When I think about the xenophobia this might inspire I just....ugh I just LITERALLY can't fam!

totes brah

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013



In a dumpster, probably just a random hobo exploding.

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


that dumpster was full of day old chicken and he was all out of bleach

vargas
Sep 18, 2016

by zen death robot


#DUMPSTERSLUTPRIDE

DUMPSTER SLUT PRIDE

DUMPSTER

SLUT

PRIDE

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



25 injuries isn't enough to make news quota, could you shank some dudes? kthx

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012


Dr. Killjoy posted:

honestly terrorists could have caused more fatalities just by rolling the dumpster into nyc traffic

like not even a bomb dumpster just a regular old dumpster packed full of catshit and old chinese takeout

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



They say they just found a 2nd bomb, up on 27th

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



A second bomb has hit the dumpster

vargas
Sep 18, 2016

by zen death robot


save all the pizza places FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY SPOON

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003



Pillbug

We will rebuild the dumpster twice as tall.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Love Crime
Apr 4, 2016


why is this dump fucker repeatedly saying it could be a copycat bomber

What kind of person goes "whoa some guy failed to bomb something yesterday, guess I found a use for this giant assortment of explosives I happen to have on hand"

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


Lipstick Apathy

seems like they might have found another
somebody really hates dumpsters

vargas
Sep 18, 2016

by zen death robot


niggas casting spells on me from Winnipeg with their mdma and meth pure terrorism

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
I LOVE MY ASSAULT RIFLE 15 WITH ITS HIGH CAPACITY CLIP/MAGAZINE


Gravy Boat 2k

If we don't do something, soon we will be up to our necks in garbage.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


maybe it was someone trying to charge their galaxy note7

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007



chemical fire, nothing to see here.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



Lol CNN

"It could be anything, it doesn't necessarily have to be terrorism. It could be a jilted lover, a construction toolbox explosion"

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


They've found another device in a different dumpster.

It's OP's buttplug.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


Lipstick Apathy

altho i dont kno if they found it in a dumpster i guess it could be like a bush or a trashcan too

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


Lipstick Apathy

oh well nvm then

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



Baby nobody breaks up with me, I'll show 25 RANDOM PEOPLE

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015
As a furry I'm ashamed to admit I would love to fuck Hillary Clinton. I'm pretty sure she's a human. Besides if she is a lizard the term for that is scalie and those guys/gals are totally icky. Who the fuck would want to fuck a lizard? Ewwwww. That being said GOD DAMN she is hot.

At least they got that loving Bruno Tattaglia.

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Data Graham posted:

Baby nobody breaks up with me, I'll show 25 RANDOM PEOPLE

maybe they met at the dumpster, poo poo for brains

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Love Crime
Apr 4, 2016


they've found a second potential construction toolbox

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