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BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.


ho w the gently caress can you not being vote trump after all this terror?? someones gotta fix it

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



Mayor's all like WE WILL NOT BE COWED, NOBODY WILL CHANGE NEW YORKERS' WAY OF LIFE

New Yorkers: "show me the bodies"

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

RRG?


katkillad2 posted:

Has anyone been incorrectly identified as a suspect yet? There's got to be someone we can blame this on until it gets figured out.

The internet will soon be point their collective fingers at anyone in the vicinity who looks a little bit foreign and swarvy.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

Data Graham posted:

Mayor's all like WE WILL NOT BE COWED, NOBODY WILL CHANGE NEW YORKERS' WAY OF LIFE

New Yorkers: "show me the bodies"

Like can you even terrorism bro, no bodies Lmao

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



Say Nothing posted:

The internet will soon be point their collective fingers at anyone in the vicinity who looks a little bit foreign and swarvy.

Or who looks like someone from the crowds at Sandy Hook

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

gently caress I just realized I ordered food from a place on 26th. Hopefully it gets here.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

Lol the statute of liberty farted haha lol

But seriously folks be careful out there

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



Turd Burglar posted:

gently caress I just realized I ordered food from a place on 26th. Hopefully it gets here.

Cmon, it's always 2 hours late even when everything's fine

JB50
Feb 13, 2008



katkillad2 posted:

Has anyone been incorrectly identified as a suspect yet? There's got to be someone we can blame this on until it gets figured out.

Sam Hyde is the prime suspect.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012


Rudy "America's Mayor" Giuliani: loving de Blasio! Something like this would never have happened under my watch!

VR Native American
May 1, 2009


Gun Saliva

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Rudy "America's Mayor" Giuliani: loving de Blasio! Something like this would never have happened under my watch!

Bill de Blastio.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



Injury count up to 29; Vyacheslav has been busy

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



A tremendous EXPLOSION in timber prices

JB50
Feb 13, 2008



It was viral marketing for million dollar extreme world peace

NObodiesGeek
Jun 14, 2003
I'm not shy, I just hate you.

Data Graham posted:

Injury count up to 29; Vyacheslav has been busy

Vyacheslav
Vychalseav
V Y chalsea V
My god. Hidden in plain sight!

Vyacheslav
Aug 4, 2003


Data Graham posted:

Injury count up to 29; Vyacheslav has been busy

The only thing I'm going to terrorize are the tacos I bought while walking back to my apartment. The NYPD has cordoned off the area, and there's nothing to see/report. If you walk a block away from the police line, it's like nothing happened. People are going on about their business, and the night life is normal.

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.

Will Homeland Security finally require all garbage to be scanned before it can be placed by agents into all dumpsters?

What's the symbol of that airport scanner company stock again?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



WE WILL REBUILD

Vyacheslav
Aug 4, 2003


Data Graham posted:

WE WILL REBUILD

#DUMPSTERSTRONG

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



Love the on-scene news coverage where right behind the reporter there's double-decker tour buses driving by

"Look kids, terrorism!"

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



JB50 posted:

Sam Hyde is the prime suspect.

"Haha, every time."

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008



Gravy Boat 2k

Vyacheslav posted:

#DUMPSTERSTRONG

EorayMel
May 29, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!


...Why dumpsters, seriously?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008



I blame this on Kevin Sorbo

Liberal_L33t
Apr 9, 2005

by WE B Boo-ourgeois


I guess this is what you would call a... dirty bomb

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



If they put an IED in a porta-potty

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012

People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.


EorayMel posted:

...Why dumpsters, seriously?

Probably borrowed from the IRA in the 90s, apparently they would toss bombs into public dumpsters and let the ensuing shrapnel hit people. It led to policy changes about how London distributed its trash cans when it became prevalent.

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt

Data Graham posted:

If they put an IED in a porta-potty

My dad has an IED. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


NYC is really the only place in the US where you can say "it might not be terrorism" and have it actually be something ludicrous instead

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


Vyacheslav posted:

The only thing I'm going to terrorize are the tacos I bought while walking back to my apartment. The NYPD has cordoned off the area, and there's nothing to see/report. If you walk a block away from the police line, it's like nothing happened. People are going on about their business, and the night life is normal.

The news makes it sound like New Yorkers are sitting in the shower crying with panic attacks and post 911 trauma

BowreeBookstore
Oct 29, 2015


Trumps gonna be president as 340 million hicks cower in cold sweat over this.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together



Did anyone call Batman and Spiderman yet? I know they were quickly on scene after the boston bombing:

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country


BowreeBookstore posted:

Trumps gonna be president as 340 million hicks cower in cold sweat over this.



does anybody really give a poo poo about what happens to manhattanites

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006
I shoot my gun and Java be dancin'


thanks shillary

Vyacheslav
Aug 4, 2003


Don Tacorleone posted:

The news makes it sound like New Yorkers are sitting in the shower crying with panic attacks and post 911 trauma

I guarantee you there are people at out the bars tonight who aren't going to find out what happened until tomorrow morning.

TheIllestVillain posted:

does anybody really give a poo poo about what happens to manhattanites

I do, but I'm somewhat biased.

BowreeBookstore
Oct 29, 2015


TheIllestVillain posted:

does anybody really give a poo poo about what happens to manhattanites

dead manhattinites become MERCICUNS.
29 MERCUNS have been wounded by TERRR.
Trump will win handily because of this.
Dont try to justify or bargain or stop it, he just won the election. If you have any sense, you should hide.

BowreeBookstore
Oct 29, 2015


Vyacheslav posted:

I guarantee you there are people at out the bars tonight who aren't going to find out what happened until tomorrow morning.


I do, but I'm somewhat biased.

no one here gives a gently caress, but the people who had a transformer explosion and thought it was terrorism just won the election for trump. Idiot poo poo filth.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

TheIllestVillain posted:

does anybody really give a poo poo about what happens to manhattanites
No.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy

katkillad2 posted:

Has anyone been incorrectly identified as a suspect yet? There's got to be someone we can blame this on until it gets figured out.

To Reddit immediately!

HIJK posted:

I'm sure those top detectives at Reddit are on the case!

I hate you

Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at Sep 18, 2016 around 04:44

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Looks like we found out where SAMSUNG was dumping their GALAXY NOTE 7s.

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