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I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016


KABOOM!!!

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


nice melt down

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012

People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.


Possible second device?

https://mobile.twitter.com/W7VOA/st...368667512274944

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



some dude was just trying to cook his phone quickly.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012

People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.


Wendigee posted:

some dude was just trying to cook his phone quickly.

He's just lookin to cash that warrenty on his Samsung

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006
I shoot my gun and Java be dancin'



oh lol are we doing a thing again

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016



#chelseablast

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009


If this indeed an organized terrorist thing, then...it's actually pretty smart. lovely and scary, but smart. Don't blow your load on occasional huge attacks. Instead, have a steady drumbeat of random violent chaos. Very lucky that nobody died in this bullshit.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009


PBRstreetgang posted:

All I can say is THANK GOD WE GAVE THE POLICE MRAPS NATIONWIDE

The Rook (tm) will protect us all.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



It's just a Samsung phone haha #banter

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

Silent Majority
THE ORIGINAL


Islam is at fault.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

Silent Majority
THE ORIGINAL


America was literally under attack today with multiple bombs and the media tried to hide it.

Trump!

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


Prorat posted:

America was literally under attack today with multiple bombs and the media tried to hide it.

Trump!

this is more important



you dont want black people personally insulting obama do you?

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007



College Slice

hey i didnt read a single page of this thread has anyone made a samsung joke yet?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



haha

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Sonofsilversign posted:

hey i didnt read a single page of this thread has anyone made a samsung joke yet?

I did and then there were some copycat shitposters

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


#i'lljihadwithyou

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

BowreeBookstore posted:

dead manhattinites become MERCICUNS.
29 MERCUNS have been wounded by TERRR.
Trump will win handily because of this.
Dont try to justify or bargain or stop it, he just won the election. If you have any sense, you should hide.

NYC is like his lowest polling city

We hate him passionately

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012



Sonofsilversign posted:

hey i didnt read a single page of this thread has anyone made a samsung joke yet?

Yes, but no one claimed it was their mix tape.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



injured? pfft

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006
I shoot my gun and Java be dancin'


reallivedinosaur posted:

this is more important



you dont want black people personally insulting obama do you?

holy loving poo poo lmao

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


Turd Burglar posted:

NYC is like his lowest polling city

We hate him passionately

too bad they dont let the rest of the state vote, i doubt hillary would still be in politics

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



i would be the best politician

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007



College Slice

Accretionist posted:

Yes, but no one claimed it was their mix tape.

haha gently caress missed opportunities

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016


obama farted on tv and then ate the fart on tv and everyone saw him

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


I took a poo poo on a samasung bag

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



just ray posted:

I took a poo poo on a samasung bag

im in a zone its booze since eyesteday

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



I AM THE TOILET posted:

obama farted on tv and then ate the fart on tv and everyone saw him

whta an rear end in a top hat

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006






Trump did it.


Obviously.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


No one even died there's no story here

AARO
Mar 8, 2005


https://twitter.com/AlwaysActions/s...396289181016064

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

reallivedinosaur posted:

too bad they dont let the rest of the state vote, i doubt hillary would still be in politics

It's a good thing the rest of the state doesn't matter. Upstate ny is like the deep south, except it snows. Bunch of hillbillies up there.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008



Turd Burglar posted:

NYC is like his lowest polling city

We hate him passionately

A Republican polling low in NYC. This is news indeed!

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004



Toadvine posted:

No one even died there's no story here

holy poo poo, I read the headline as "at least 29 killed in NYC blast" and was wondering why people here were being so casual about it.

29 injured? meh, that's the kind of headline that you get on a typical black friday. Best Buy are more efficient terrorists than these scrubs.

porkface
Dec 28, 2000

Oregoons Godfather

JB50 posted:

A Republican polling low in NYC. This is news indeed!

all terms in this post are used loosely

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



u mean personhatan

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


Turd Burglar posted:

It's a good thing the rest of the state doesn't matter. Upstate ny is like the deep south, except it snows. Bunch of hillbillies up there.

you mean blacks. poor blacks in buffalo and rochester, just like the deep south

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008


Is lowtax safe?

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008



hitchensgoespop posted:

Is lowtax safe?

upon learning of the bomb in NYC he was quickly escorted to safety from kansas city

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hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008


Space Jam posted:

upon learning of the bomb in NYC he was quickly escorted to safety from kansas city

Stay safe Richard Lowtax Kyanka

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