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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

dookifex_maximus posted:

now imagine you're making fun of their flower, suddenly they're thinking about their great king and what utter western swine you are and then you're eating a hail of 9mm

I'd be more embarrassed around my countrymen.

Does ISIS have some kick rear end symbols?

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




dookifex_maximus posted:

someone noted that while one stick broke easily an entire bundle of sticks could withstand more force, they call this political ideology faggotism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWI_ECKrBc

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006



So how long was that dude in New Jersey looking for things to blow up before he threw his bomb in the trash?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


terrorist who dont blow heself up is pretty bitchmade imo

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


I'm lovin this little guy!


Duuuurrrr!!!
White powoof!!

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


I want that dog tattoo I don't care if it makes me racist.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Wedge Regret

Guess a guy is trying to blow himself up or suicide by cop at an elementary school near my house.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012


"Winter" is code for "Whites"

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


LMAO at people just learning now that the nazis happily recruited muslims and gave them their own little SS divisions.

Also I thought 32 was an edelweiss, but it's apparently a cornflower.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!


Edgar posted:

Guess a guy is trying to blow himself up or suicide by cop at an elementary school near my house.

Read somewhere that it's probably chris craig or something.
basketball coach who went sort of schizophrenic

it seems likely once you look at his blog
http://chriscraigs.blogspot.com/
which is full of crazy

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.


SylvainMustach posted:

Read somewhere that it's probably chris craig or something.
basketball coach who went sort of schizophrenic

it seems likely once you look at his blog
http://chriscraigs.blogspot.com/
which is full of crazy

I was born into this world under the slave name of Christopher Craig.  Currently, I am known as The Radical Islamic Jihadist Muhammad Allah Al-Khidr.

Lmao

Edit: On My Watch, no raven black cock will ever go near a dove white stinkyhole.  Just the thought of a little black penis will be so repulsive, a white woman will want to chop it off if a dog pulled out his little wiener.  

OMG JC a Bomb! fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Sep 19, 2016

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

WitchFetish posted:

LMAO at people just learning now that the nazis happily recruited muslims and gave them their own little SS divisions.

Also I thought 32 was an edelweiss, but it's apparently a cornflower.

Aka daisy

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


Edgar posted:

Guess a guy is trying to blow himself up or suicide by cop at an elementary school near my house.

That guy sounds like a real butthole. He's messing it all up, big time.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



http://www.elpasotimes.com/story/ne...chool/90712662/

watch the livestream
hes just pacing around

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo


Whoa dude was on tv playing ball. His 15 were used up. He was seriously messed in the head though. Wonder what takes a guy like that down the hole.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


Darth123123 posted:

Whoa dude was on tv playing ball. His 15 were used up. He was seriously messed in the head though. Wonder what takes a guy like that down the hole.

schizophrenia usually strikes in the late teens or 20s

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

I was born into this world under the slave name of Christopher Craig.  Currently, I am known as The Radical Islamic Jihadist Muhammad Allah Al-Khidr.


I spent the better part of the 90s in an attempt to be radical, so props to this guy for achieving it

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





You know what's funny about that block of 23rd, that I noticed as I walked home, was that ConEd had dug up a huge trench in one of the lanes of the street, behind police lines but nowhere near where the bomb was.

They apparently said, "Hey, if they're gonna have this block cordoned off for a few days, that's an opportunity we're never gonna get again to do some intrusive line work"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Data Graham posted:

You know what's funny about that block of 23rd, that I noticed as I walked home, was that ConEd had dug up a huge trench in one of the lanes of the street, behind police lines but nowhere near where the bomb was.

They apparently said, "Hey, if they're gonna have this block cordoned off for a few days, that's an opportunity we're never gonna get again to do some intrusive line work"

It always makes me laugh how NYC seems to be perpetually under construction for maximum inconvenience.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

Data Graham posted:

You know what's funny about that block of 23rd, that I noticed as I walked home, was that ConEd had dug up a huge trench in one of the lanes of the street, behind police lines but nowhere near where the bomb was.

They apparently said, "Hey, if they're gonna have this block cordoned off for a few days, that's an opportunity we're never gonna get again to do some intrusive line work"

Dude deserves a raise.

Guilt of Sanity
Sep 20, 2016

by Smythe


have a terrorist concubine dance manhattan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sleoZWq0CcM

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007




etalian posted:

It always makes me laugh how NYC seems to be perpetually under construction for maximum inconvenience.

everything's underground, a hundred years old, and covered in concrete, so they tend to wait until the last second or later to fix poo poo and then they just go "while we're down here..."

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.



47? The X-Men is a Nazi symbol?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


jscolon2.0 posted:

47? The X-Men is a Nazi symbol?

so is the capital letter n if you look in a mirror

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


Guilt of Sanity posted:

have a terrorist concubine dance manhattan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sleoZWq0CcM

I'm not sure what that video has to do with the topic at hand, but I can't fault you for posting it

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Ham Wrangler

Rakosi posted:

hmmm what are the odds that he's a follower of Islam?

Look at that ratty neckbeard. What are the odds that he's a goon?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


reallivedinosaur posted:

so is the capital letter n if you look in a mirror

You're a capital letter N!!!



Sorry, I just... any time someone talks about mirrors, I'm afraid I might be getting severely owned.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



reallivedinosaur posted:

so is the capital letter n if you look in a mirror
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%98

So how many bombs have they found so far? How many robots have fallen?

Love Crime
Apr 4, 2016




Gear up for action, indeed, Walmart.

Well played.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Walmart and ConEd are the real terrorist conspiracy here, it's so obvious. Wake up America

Wutang-Yutani CORP
Sep 25, 2005

CORPORATIONS
RULE
EVERYTHING
AROUND
ME



Love Crime posted:



Gear up for action, indeed, Walmart.

Well played.

crock pot and pressure cooker are two different things

Love Crime
Apr 4, 2016


they both cook poo poo dumbass, terrorists have to eat too

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009


Love Crime posted:



Gear up for action, indeed, Walmart.

Well played.

Crockpot duds should be Patriot colored. Always at least one in the season.

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

So how long was that dude in New Jersey looking for things to blow up before he threw his bomb in the trash?

do u know jenny
Dec 24, 2007

by Lowtax


His parent's chicken restaurant's Yelp page: https://www.yelp.com/biz/first-amer...icken-elizabeth

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts


New drink idea... The rahami... A bomb variant with Jersey Turnpike instead of whiskey

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009


John Denver Hoxha posted:

New drink idea... The rahami... A bomb variant with Jersey Turnpike instead of whiskey

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009







Wrap it up terrorismailures

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013


Asians tried the culinary bombs too but it almost never wok

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Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy


I'm the brave warrior fighting terrorism one Yelp review at a time

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