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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Wheee, the major intersection right next to my work

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





At least looking forward to a completely tasteless self-congratulating tweet in 10, 9, 8

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I did throw some candy wrappers into a trash can on that sidewalk yesterday

Oh poo poo

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Archer666 posted:

Panic in Manhattan as a man is throwing bombs at people from tall buildings!

I'm picturing one of those Mega Man enemies standing there hucking endless hammers at passersby

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





etalian posted:

you are thinking of those super mario turtles


Guts Man level

check yo self

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Vyacheslav posted:

Yo, I am a walking over to the police cordon now. Ask me anything goons.

The news is telling me this is a LGBT enclave, why has this not been evident to me in all the years I've been working there

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I mean it's more like a blind people's enclave

(because there is a giant institute for the blind right there)

(I always get the pusher and shover robots stuck in my head as I walk past it)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





How close can you get to ground zero?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Lol the news is just listing off "Chelsea Market" and "Javits Center" and basically any landmark they have ever heard of, then hastily saying "But those aren't actually near this location"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I bet it was the Khlav Kalash guy

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





How's the line at Shake Shack

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





25 injuries isn't enough to make news quota, could you shank some dudes? kthx

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





They say they just found a 2nd bomb, up on 27th

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





A second bomb has hit the dumpster

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Lol CNN

"It could be anything, it doesn't necessarily have to be terrorism. It could be a jilted lover, a construction toolbox explosion"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Baby nobody breaks up with me, I'll show 25 RANDOM PEOPLE

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Richard Quest is talking now from the location of the 2nd dumpster, he has a posh British accent

I want to know where Hadji is

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Here come people in suits with clipboards

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Is that Leonard Nimoy next to the mayor

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Mayor: "1) we have no evidence that this was terrorism

2) This was an intentional act"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





If anyone has any information regarding this incident, please call Unsolved Mysteries at 1-800-876-5353

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





131 W 23rd St

That's right in front of the blind institute

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOEPL

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Question: "Was it a prominent dumpster, Mr. Mayor?"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





The location of the bomb was also right next to Tekserve

If people were trying to bomb Apple by throwing their Samsung phones at it, joke's on them because Tekserve closed last month

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





How can these questions be so stupid

"Was it related to the UN visit?"

"Was it a pipe bomb?"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Turd Burglar posted:

Possible 2nd bomb on 27th st

We're already on the 7th potential dumpster bomb bro

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





They have video of the explosion happening

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





We don't get to see it though

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Mayor's all like WE WILL NOT BE COWED, NOBODY WILL CHANGE NEW YORKERS' WAY OF LIFE

New Yorkers: "show me the bodies"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Say Nothing posted:

The internet will soon be point their collective fingers at anyone in the vicinity who looks a little bit foreign and swarvy.

Or who looks like someone from the crowds at Sandy Hook

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Turd Burglar posted:

gently caress I just realized I ordered food from a place on 26th. Hopefully it gets here.

Cmon, it's always 2 hours late even when everything's fine

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Injury count up to 29; Vyacheslav has been busy

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





A tremendous EXPLOSION in timber prices

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





WE WILL REBUILD

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Love the on-scene news coverage where right behind the reporter there's double-decker tour buses driving by

"Look kids, terrorism!"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





If they put an IED in a porta-potty

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





TheWeepingHorse posted:

Pros and cons of the names:

ISIS: The best choice, the mainstream choice, the most workable choice. The first name popularized in the US, based off of a sloppy-but-not-horrible translation of their name at the time. Inflicted collateral damage on Archer, a prog metal band, and some e-payment service. It's also good to poo poo on ISIS's name change.

Also caught in the crossfire: thousands of horrible yappy little dogs owned by old ladies

Pretty fitting when you get right down to it

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Of course it is. That neighborhood is no more associated with LGBT than any of a hundred others.

The bomb was planted outside an Institute for the Blind where there's been construction going on for like the past eight months. If it was positioned to kill anybody it was those sad folks who walk up and down that block tapping white canes

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Well that was magical

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





You get stuck in traffic and sooner or later you're begging for someone to arrest you just to alleviate the monotony

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