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seeing deadmau5 on the front page made me think of a friend of mine who unironically thinks it is supposed to be said as "dead mau five" another friend used to think A1 sauce was called "AL sauce" we know cause he asked for it once in a restaurant. we all probably know somebody who pronounces gyro with a hard g like gyroscope. what are some common things friends or people you know cant pronounce?
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a lot of my friends pronounce "nice to see you" as "gently caress off," which is an odd mistake to make
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In Ohio all the Italians call bell peppers "mangos". I don't know why other than Italians are borderline retarded I had a home ec teacher who called parmesan cheese "par-mee-see-on" Every day I prayed she'd just never wake up, I hated her so much for it. Especially because everything we made relied heavily on parmesan for flavor. I can make 6 different flavors of parmesan popover party puffs criscodisco fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Sep 18, 2016 |
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Sep 18, 2016 14:47
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criscodisco posted:In Ohio all the Italians call bell peppers "mangos". I don't know why other than Italians are borderline retarded yet what of death?
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Sep 18, 2016 14:48
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i dont have friends, op
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Sep 18, 2016 14:50
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we used to have this thing called "platinum membership" where i worked for VIPs and a coworker who wasnt from the US always called it "platinium" because of how people outside the US add the extra letter to alumnium i guess. why do people insist on adding extra syllables to words that already exist. like what the gently caress was wrong with aluminum
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Sep 18, 2016 14:51
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"Lemme axe you this" (coworker) "expresso" (brother) 
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Sep 18, 2016 14:53
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All of the sudden
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Sep 18, 2016 14:54
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"fustrate" "noun needs verbed"
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Sep 18, 2016 14:54
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my friends say "per se" when they mean perhaps and "jet fuel can melt steel beams" instead of "bush did 9/11 international jewish conspiracy ZOG chemtrails"
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Sep 18, 2016 14:55
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My wife says "fuckin' a" all the time for no reason at all like as a general exclamation.
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Sep 18, 2016 14:55
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A girl I know calls a panini a 'pieini'. Also, specific / Pacific. These are both Barnsley folk though which may explain it.
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Sep 18, 2016 14:56
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thathonkey posted:
I was at a Greek joint in Brooklyn and the two old Greek dudes behind the counter rolled their eyes and quietly mocked a dude when he ordered a year-o. Even those old country fucks know in America you speak American.  My dad says wheel barrel and supposably
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irregardless
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Sep 18, 2016 14:56
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My sister pronounces lemurs like they're French like "le murz"
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Sep 18, 2016 14:58
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all my friends died
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Sep 18, 2016 14:59
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The principal at our high school says "liberry".
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Sep 18, 2016 14:59
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"Adaption" instead of adaptation
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Sep 18, 2016 15:00
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Enfield posted:all my friends died sorry you can't participate in this thread then
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Sep 18, 2016 15:01
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Enfield posted:all my friends died I'll be your friend.
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Sep 18, 2016 15:12
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Someone at work complimented me on my "tub aware" I used at lunch over chat on Friday.
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Sep 18, 2016 15:12
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:I'll be your friend. ok
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Sep 18, 2016 15:16
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Someone I talk to regularly while gaming says dexitry for dexterity. Even after years of this I somehow can't handle it.
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Sep 18, 2016 15:16
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inserting you/me where it doesn't belong go get you something to eat go take you a shower going to find me something to wear
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Sep 18, 2016 15:18
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i have one friend that is really proud to know that in many cases you are supposed to say "<other person> and I went to go do something" instead of "<other person> and me" when you're the subject of a sentence. but he blindly applies it across the board because he isnt as smart about grammar as he thinks so he'll say things like "that cake is for <other person> and I" and then argue when i say it's wrong native english speaker btw. british actually which makes it even richer.
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My grandma and every other old person in the midwest says "warsh" instead of wash and it annoys me to no end
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Sep 18, 2016 15:20
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gently caress... I'm dying. drat it enfield. Euuuuuuaaaaghhhģ
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Sep 18, 2016 15:24
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GBS is actually pronounced "suck poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat"
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Sep 18, 2016 15:26
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Funnily
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Sep 18, 2016 15:28
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My girlfriend pronounces "hey sexy" as, "who are you what are you doing in my bushes"
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Sep 18, 2016 15:55
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I honestly pronounce it as dead mau 5 in my head even though I know it's deadmouse.
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Sep 18, 2016 15:56
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"Padalin," noble warrior with a spanking fetish I guess? We would gently correct him by consistently saying it the right way around the dorklord nerd table but he preferred it his way
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Sep 18, 2016 16:00
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I've heard a lot of people say "panini" when they mean "toastie" or "toasted sandwich." No idea what sticker albums have got to do with sandwiches. Oh, and this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw
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Sep 18, 2016 16:01
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hey OP gyroscope doesn't have a hard G you stupid gently caress
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Sep 18, 2016 16:03
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Sunswipe posted:"toastie" This might be surprising to you but in other countries sometimes people don't talk like a fag with their poo poo all retarded
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Sep 18, 2016 16:05
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Ryoshi posted:hey OP That reminds me. What's the proper pronunciation of "gyro," as in the greek sandwich dealie?
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Skeleton Ape posted:This might be surprising to you but in other countries sometimes people don't talk like a fag with their poo poo all retarded What is with British people and talking like literal children well into adult hood? They have the dumbest loving slang on the planet.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:09
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:What is with British people and talking like literal children well into adult hood? They have the dumbest loving slang on the planet. They are stupid inbred bog people
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Sep 18, 2016 16:10
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thathonkey posted:i have one friend that is really proud to know that in many cases you are supposed to say "<other person> and I went to go do something" instead of "<other person> and me" when you're the subject of a sentence. but he blindly applies it across the board because he isnt as smart about grammar as he thinks so he'll say things like "that cake is for <other person> and I" and then argue when i say it's wrong Next time just tell them to repeat the sentence without the < other person> to highlight their stupidity I say nucl[u]ear
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Turrent instead of turret. Where the gently caress did that N come from?
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