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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:"Lemme axe you this" (coworker) just gonna keep posting this until someone loses it, me or them http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/people-have-been-saying-ax-instead-ask-1200-years-180949663/?no-ist
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Sep 18, 2016 17:58
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I used to always pronounce it "windows veesta" and I don't know why I thought that was how you pronounced it
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Sep 18, 2016 18:00
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i call a spade a spade thats also what i call clubs hearts and diamonds every hand a flush
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Sep 18, 2016 18:03
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If you want to hear a plethora of mispronunciations, talk to homeschoolers. They never hear the words that they read in their head due to lack of classrooms and other human contact. Teenage guy told me he "loves re-gah" when talking about reggae music. When I was seven, one of my friends told me about the Hardy Boys book "the case of the Chin-saw Junk" (Chinese junk).
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Sep 18, 2016 18:37
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I have a friend who uses "seen" instead of "saw" and it drives me up the wall. "I seen the movie yesterday." "I seen a good sale at the store."
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Sep 18, 2016 19:06
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"No I don't want to see you're cool good dick nooner"
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Sep 18, 2016 19:12
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when i was in first grade the teacher had me read a book to her and i pronounced island as is land the entire time. bitch never even corrected me wtf cousin would say werewuss instead of werewolf when he was young friend used to pronounce mayonnaise as nannaise lol
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Sep 18, 2016 19:18
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yeah what the gently caress is with absolutely no one being able to pronounce reese's pieces correctly? It's always this weird pronunciation that sounds like "reesies peesies" or "reesy species" That's the most retarded poo poo
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Sep 18, 2016 19:19
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kazr posted:cousin would say werewuss instead of werewolf when he was young hahaha werewuss is good
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Sep 18, 2016 19:20
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Gatekeeper posted:Umm are you from NY? no sorry the person I'm talking about is from new england and lives in tennessee, which makes it even better because everything he says is tinged with a weird mixture of both of those ridiculous accents, sounding something you'd expect out of a guy wearing a bruins jersey with a spring of wheat between his teeth
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Sep 18, 2016 19:26
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Gatekeeper posted:wait so gif has a hard g lol
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Sep 18, 2016 19:26
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I have a friend who says stigmata instead of stigma "The wounds of Christ associated with passing out in the gutter covered with puke"
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Sep 18, 2016 19:28
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People asking for HDMI cables with English spelling in Slovakia. Also činč (tchintch) instead of cinch.
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Sep 18, 2016 19:31
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AugmentedVision posted:I have a friend who says stigmata instead of stigma Correct it, but with 'astigmatism'.
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Sep 18, 2016 20:09
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Had a friend say me-me when describing a meme.
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Sep 18, 2016 20:23
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thathonkey posted:seeing deadmau5 on the front page made me think of a friend of mine who unironically thinks it is supposed to be said as "dead mau five" Are you sure it's not on purpose? I do the same thing because it annoys people who think of a DJ as a performer and not as just the monkey in charge of the stereo.
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Sep 18, 2016 20:29
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Frankenstyle posted:Are you sure it's not on purpose? I do the same thing because it annoys people who think of a DJ as a performer and not as just the monkey in charge of the stereo. whenever someone or something has a dollar sign in its lovely name or logo, I always pronounce it "dollar sign"
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Sep 18, 2016 20:31
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we r living in the moment itt
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Sep 18, 2016 20:34
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theres a lot of words people I know use incorrectly and all of it frustrates me but the only thing I get head banging mad about is improper use of the word 'literally' like when someone injects it into a sentence as an emphasis the only point of the word is to never use it like that
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Sep 18, 2016 20:35
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redm posted:theres a lot of words people I know use incorrectly and all of it frustrates me but the only thing I get head banging mad about is improper use of the word 'literally' like when someone injects it into a sentence as an emphasis Webster has updated the meaning of "literally" to also mean "figuratively"
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Sep 18, 2016 20:36
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I'm not a linguist but any time I do research for writing or just curiosity, I always come across morsels suggesting that Webster is a loving awful dictionary
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Sep 18, 2016 20:36
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AugmentedVision posted:Webster has updated the meaning of "literally" to also mean "figuratively" words cannot even describe the despair i felt when that happened
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Sep 18, 2016 20:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mp8a0ka7L8
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Sep 18, 2016 20:37
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redm posted:words cannot even describe the despair i felt when that happened literally shaking
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Sep 18, 2016 20:48
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cubano sandwitches
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Sep 18, 2016 20:49
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I've dated some dumb girls in my day pellow=pillow ambliance donimo's pizza hour with no silent h
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Sep 18, 2016 20:50
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addicted to dictatorship kim jong un is king
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Sep 18, 2016 21:03
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My lady friends accidentally say "Get the gently caress out of here, I'm calling the cops" instead of "Thank you keeping my bed warm. I will reward you with all the sex."
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Sep 18, 2016 21:34
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My friends don't say things incorrectly because if they do I will immediately correct them, which they appreciate greatly.
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Sep 18, 2016 21:37
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Science Rocket posted:My lady friends accidentally say "Get the gently caress out of here, I'm calling the cops" instead of "Thank you keeping my bed warm. I will reward you with all the sex."
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Sep 18, 2016 21:38
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Zesty Mordant posted:no sorry the person I'm talking about is from new england and lives in tennessee, which makes it even better because everything he says is tinged with a weird mixture of both of those ridiculous accents, sounding something you'd expect out of a guy wearing a bruins jersey with a spring of wheat between his teeth Not sure if this was done with intent, but it's "sprig" of wheat
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Sep 18, 2016 22:07
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There was a time whenever I heard a person talk about internal bleeding that they were saying eternal bleeding instead. It was a real scary imaginary medical condition.
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Sep 18, 2016 22:31
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Sangwiches. Drives me nuts, and I have a high tolerance for mispronunciations.
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Sep 18, 2016 23:31
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guys relax everyone makes mcsteaks
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Sep 18, 2016 23:39
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annoying science teachers that insist on LEAver
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Sep 18, 2016 23:40
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my friends pronounce it "incorrectly" when its pronounced "incorrectly"
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Sep 19, 2016 00:41
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Penis
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Sep 19, 2016 00:42
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My friend spent a whole semester working on a Rude Goldberg Machine.
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My cousint is drownding
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