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i try to spel my name on my own tummy but mostly get get V's
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worst part about getting the ol holy spirit on u is u gotta wait til it's dry so u can peel it off in one shot some call it god's orange peel
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Sep 18, 2016 18:42
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Girls like seeing a guy jizz all over the over the place because they're fascinated in seeing someone have a genuine orgasm and make something come out because girl orgasms aren't real they're not something they have they're more like a place they go to in their heads not like an actual pussy quake it's why they need candles and money and poo poo
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Sep 18, 2016 18:43
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she is harvesting your essence do not trust her
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Sep 18, 2016 18:51
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Otisburg posted:Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs. Yeah I never really got that. I get why Cersei didn't want Robert's kids, but drat, she'd make the same point if she just wiped her hand off on the sheets. Seems counterproductive to say 'hahahahah I hate you so much, I'm gonna spend hours savoring your cum.' You sure showed him, I guess.
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Sep 18, 2016 18:55
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GRRM isn't very good, he writes air plane novels that have more world building than most
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Sep 18, 2016 19:00
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Professor Shark posted:GRRM isn't very good, he writes air plane novels that have more world building than most rainbow bunchies really IS the last boss of the internet lol
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Sep 18, 2016 19:06
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criscodisco posted:Girls like seeing a guy jizz all over the over the place because they're fascinated in seeing someone have a genuine orgasm and make something come out because girl orgasms aren't real they're not something they have they're more like a place they go to in their heads not like an actual pussy quake it's why they need candles and money and poo poo nah some girls cum I dated a cool girl who sprayed not-piss all over my crotch when she erupted, it was totally an orgasm just like a dudes, build to climax then BLAST-OFF then towel down
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Sep 18, 2016 19:12
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And guys like when girls piss all over because it's tangible evidence that we were there and made an impact on that pussy
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Sep 18, 2016 19:14
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I'm thinking the underlying psychological reason is that a lot of girls care a great deal about their appearance. They spend lots of time and money on their face, hair, make-up and so on. During sex, guys are more likely to worry about their performance. They worry more about not pleasing the girl, if she had an orgasm or not, or whatever. Girls tend to worry more about what they look like, and if the guy finds her attractive. So if a guy wants to cum all over a girls face, it means he finds her hot. It means all that effort to look pretty was worthwhile, and that gives a lot of relief and satisfaction to them. They love to feel wanted and attractive and sexy. hth
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Sep 18, 2016 19:22
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https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find#.VLAkn2SR82s sorry gatekeeper 
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Sep 18, 2016 19:24
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Blah blah House Committee on Facials joke blah blah
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Sep 18, 2016 19:26
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bradzilla posted:Because most people learn about sex via porn and facials happen in like every vid hth This is the answer.
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Sep 18, 2016 19:37
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kazr posted:https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find#.VLAkn2SR82s Don't apologise bro I make no apologies for my love of pissplay
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Sep 18, 2016 19:38
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Why are you so eeked out about your own cum? Get over it jfc.
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Sep 18, 2016 19:42
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Roylicious posted:Why are you so eeked out about your own cum? I like picturing the zimm sayin this 
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Sep 18, 2016 19:45
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I like to shoot inside the girl I don't get it either like at all
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Sep 18, 2016 19:48
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gently caress da Mods posted:All my life I've disliked cum. Why haven't you chosen this as a custom title yet, OP?
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Sep 18, 2016 19:48
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criscodisco posted:Girls like seeing a guy jizz all over the over the place because they're fascinated in seeing someone have a genuine orgasm and make something come out because girl orgasms aren't real they're not something they have they're more like a place they go to in their heads not like an actual pussy quake it's why they need candles and money and poo poo youre gay you might as well be a vegan talkin meatloaf recipes
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Sep 18, 2016 19:48
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I have a love/hate relationship with girls enjoying my cum. For like three second it's great when they gulp it down and act all happy about it, but when they are still turned on and talking about how good it tastes I mostly want them to shut up about it because it's gross as well. Men's brains are broken as hell with sex and orgasms though, I'm the first to admit it; lesbian and bi girls for a long time and I'm bored after like 45 minutes. Check of a win for the ladies in that regard.
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Sep 18, 2016 20:19
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XMNN posted:its piss but poo poo, it was 99 cents
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Sep 18, 2016 20:32
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I like to fart in their faces and smear the residue around, its pretty much the same thing
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Sep 18, 2016 20:39
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its just an in the moment thing that preceeds the climax and resolution phase...nothing strange or wrong about it, its just perfectly normal human sexuality @ work
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Sep 18, 2016 20:41
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Interesting perspectives on cum shits
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Sep 18, 2016 21:05
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You should say, "No way baby that's all for me!!" and rub your jizz all over your own face.
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Sep 18, 2016 21:08
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So how is jizz full of carcinogens from your prostate but also good for your skin?
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Sep 18, 2016 21:51
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ITS FOR THE INSULIN GROWTH FACTOR
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Sep 18, 2016 21:54
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Friginator posted:So how is jizz full of carcinogens from your prostate but also good for your skin? Figured it's a lie
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Sep 18, 2016 22:05
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Hahaha I've totally had sex too. Any women want to "do the deed" hit me up in pm
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Sep 18, 2016 22:14
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Dr Nick posted:Hahaha I've totally had sex too. Any women want to "do the deed" hit me up in pm Please don't be creepy thanks much
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Sep 18, 2016 22:15
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Flesh Forge posted:You should say, "No way baby that's all for me!!" and rub your jizz all over your own face. don't be greedy, share
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Sep 18, 2016 22:44
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I think women are proud to have what it takes to get a guy off so they wanna receive his load to seal the act. It's far more weird to be grossed out by ejaculate. Are facials common in gay sex?
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Sep 18, 2016 23:06
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Prolly the same reason I like being spat on.
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Sep 18, 2016 23:13
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why don't more women have meaty thighs
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Sep 18, 2016 23:19
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Gaunab posted:why don't more women have meaty thighs good, thoughtful tangent imo women please weigh in
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Sep 18, 2016 23:27
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blame Redtube/Pornhub
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Sep 18, 2016 23:28
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Toadvine posted:I think women are proud to have what it takes to get a guy off so they wanna receive his load to seal the act. It's far more weird to be grossed out by ejaculate. No they're not I don't spend all day exfoliating just so you can fire some dick snot right into my pores
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Sep 19, 2016 00:06
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Wait wait wait There are women who *like* this? And There are women on *these* forums? I'm highly dubious of these contentions. 
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Sep 19, 2016 01:37
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B!G_$W@NG@ posted:There are women who *like* this? Nope They just think they're supposed to lol quote:There are women on *these* forums? yes and they're all beautiful even though it doesn't matter because worth has nothing to do with looks and they're not bossy they're leaders hmu friends
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Mariana Horchata posted:its just an in the moment thing that preceeds the climax and resolution phase...nothing strange or wrong about it, its just perfectly normal human sexuality @ work yep  its good
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